My god sounds terrible! You mean the orderlies? The people who come when you ring the bell, help you to the toilet, do routine blood pressure checks etc.? What type of physio do you do?

Seconded. What is BL?

My thought exactly

What about three children doing that?

I had to go to the ER for rectal bleeding a few years back. Well, the nurse explained that the doctor had to do a rectal exam. I'm a mid-20s woman and I couldn't decide the least embarrassing doctor to walk in and strap on a glove would be.

Hottest woman I've ever seen in my life and she was only there to put her fingers up my bleeding butthole.

So I feel you.

You probably would have told him when you woke up all drugged out anyway.

And it’s reached it’s half life aaaaarrrgh

It's not exactly like the show

lol so yeahhhhh and I am with you sentiment-wise but to OP I would suggest taking a non-confrontational tone (while also not caving to demands for more than a nominal charge for records). HIPAA is a facepalm kind of sorcery/science issue where healthcare people and legally literate people treat one another like witches. I have literally mailed medical offices highlighted copies of the HIPAA provisions showing that what they were demanding was illegal, and then received stubbornly ignorant (and flat wrong) ‘nuh-uh’ responses from lawyers hired by said medical offices. tl;dr You’ve got right (and the law) on your side (this is not legal advice) but if you talk too much about law you may bait them into flexing their legal ignorance in combination with their financial flexibility which is a mistake even lawyers sometimes make and regret.

Is this a fucking chatgpt post then?

There's not a lot adding up here.

Yeah, draining priapism is friggin awful. So sorry dude.

I've fractured bones in both ankles multiple times, I know your pain.

My worst break was when I broke a bone along the top of my foot, the bone was almost poking through the skin, and yet when they did the x-rays, no break showed up. Despite clearly seeing that, yes, a bone is broken and not in the place it should be, they wouldn't do anything besides wrap it in an ace bandage and give me crutches. Two days later, after my pain pills kicked in, I pushed the bone back in place myself, and, ~SHOCKINGLY~ the bruising (which had been almost solid black up until then) almost instantly faded to barely visible. 🙄

"I was standing on the toilet counting parts and I fell backwards."

Well there you go, you're not meant to stand on toilets!

the long prank

https://m.imdb.com/title/tt0855545/

Earl helps Joy try to get rid of a stolen delivery truck, which becomes harder when they discover that someone is still in the back.

and I’ll sabotage any potential suitors’ advances

Same. I like to drink it in the morning because it's warm and I like the taste, but it doesn't make me feel more energetic at all.

Holy shit. People still believe in age striction stuff? I thought we grew out of it in the mid 90s.

Like yeah, they shouldn't be listening to the gamer word until they're at least 12. Fine. But murders and such are fine when they're around 10. Killing is edgy and funny around then (as an entertainment thing).

2020 was hard and lots of stuff got lost in our memories due to the pandemic overshadowing everything.

That was an exceptional movie and Connery's acting...MWAH!

Well damn. You just reminded me he died. *sigh*

The most fucked up part of this story is that you stayed with him 🥴

Same! I thought I was the only one raised by Stephen King books.

Literally r/dontstickyourdickinthat