I’m just going to point this out - you made any joke I could have followed up with. Bravo.

That’s… so much worse!

Haha. I read IT when I was 13ish and was not expecting the fucked up sexual content of that book. (Except to be honest it didn’t really affect me at all.) there’s also plenty of books for 10 year old that 7 year olds read full of murder and fucked up things. I reckon the kid is fine. If I was the sister I would have made sure the kid was okay and laughed it off.

How is that bum, though?

I was driving it a long time ago and I was making a gentle y turn and the tire popped off. We got that fixed but yeah, it doesn’t surprise me that they’re known for this

Hi, I'm a good looking doctor, you didn't FU. We're human too and a bit of admiration will never go unthanked. We think we look exhausted and stressed 98% of the time so when someone says "you're really good looking" (outside of a drunken a&e patient) it gives us a little ego boost, just like anyone else!

As to how to face him? You won't. He'll say a quick hello before surgery - if you're lucky - and the next time he sees you, you'll be out for the count. And the final time, you'll be so full of anaesthetic you might not even remember! You're safe!

Fucking Jettas and their godamn wheel bearings....

At least you complimented his eyes and not his ass.

yes I did, I glued a ribbon around it so I can feel it! Thanks!

Yikes, totally forgot that! Then again, I did read it when I was… maybe 12, because it’s relevant to the discussion, but in any case a long time ago!

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Men don’t get this enough it makes me sad it’s considered a F up

Can we see the cover?

You gotta bail. Have some self respect here cmon...

Oof. Apologies and some groveling is probably due

May I ask what the book is called? Seems like an interesting read

Like the bad guys in wwe?

> The cover depicted a little girl with blood on her and a knife and axe in the background

this is the part you noticed and didn't think much of it? lol

The really gruesome horror on that cover is how out of alignment and register the typeset is.

When I went to my first ever checkup after moving to where I live now, the nurse comes in to check my vitals, and remarks "Hmm, pulse is a little high". She was a total smokeshow, there's no way she didn't know why my pulse was high. All I could manage was "haha, yeah, look at that!"

As an ER nurse, can confirm. Sorry if you were embarrassed, but we simply don’t care. The weirdest shit happens on the daily. I empathize with your discomfort, just please don’t think any embarrassment is warranted. Glad doctor Cuervo didn’t get you under the knife!

At a walk in clinic, met the doctor, she looked like a model, was glad I was there for heart palpitations anyway.

Lewd ah hell, as well.

We all know from Charlie and the Chocolate Factory that "the snozzberries taste like snozzberries", but what exactly does that mean?

Dicks. It's a dick joke. Yah. Charlie and company were licking dick-flavored wallpaper.

How do we know? In a later work about "the greatest fornicator of all time", Dahl used the word "snozzberries" in an exchange about a sexual assault against Charles Bernard Shaw in a scheme to steal and sell his semen.

>"How did you manage to roll the old rubbery thing on him?"
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>"There's only one way when they get violent," Yasmin said. "I grabbed hold of his snozzberry and hung onto it like grim death and gave it a twist or two to make him hold still."
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>"Ow."
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>"Very effective."
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>"I'll bet it is."
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>"You can lead them around anywhere you want like that."

Bud you're 47, you are not that dam old.

Ask for his phone number as to not be completely creepy, and then give him a call. He will be checking you out, and you’ll will be ringing him up.