Fuck my brain dude I thought it said accidentally killing my nephew.

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Mum, this soup is shit!

The only luck I've ever had with home warranty kind of things is Minnegasco Service Plus (or whatver Minnegasco calls itself now.)

For a nominal monthly fee on my gas bill, it covers all my appliances with no out of pocket for repairs and a good price on replacements if the item is unrepairable. If my furnace stops working at 2AM, I'll have a tech at my house by 3AM and they will keep working the problem until it's fixed. They just repaired my 80's dryer without question and without any trouble. I'm thinking about calling them just to look at my furnace just for fun. They're great.

I had a home warranty on my first house from the builder. They had an easy solution to honoring the warranty. They declared bankruptcy and skipped the state. Apparently they'd done that before. I'm glad I sold that place before real problems started showing up. Other houses in my development had significant problems with drainage and grading.

They also "forgot" to put gutters on all the houses. I never got that one recouped.

You sound like an idiot.

How did that cover NOT hint about people getting killed? Bloody kid, ax, knife - seems a no-brainer.

Before we moved into the suburbs, my kids went to this fun pediatric dentistry clinic. One of the doctors was blindingly hot — as in a former Miss India-level hot. Which she was.

I only attended one visit when she was there, but holy God, I was soooo nervous.

The first ballet I’d seen was a Bros. Grimm version of Snow White performed by a Russian dance troupe. Man was it dark, violent and painful. Totally turned me on to ballet and, especially, Bros. Grimm fairy tales. But I’m not seven, either.

Ok

Maybe I will

>just tryna get the job done

According to basically every study ever done on the subject, workplace accidents cost employers and the economy way more money and time than reasonable and effective prevention would have. And that's not including the human cost.

Alright buddy, you keep up your southern "get the job done" attitude. I'm sure you won't regret a thing 🤣

I hope you are getting treated for depression- it’s super super common after heart surgery, even in people not already dealing with it. Also, many of the meds they likely have you on can lower libido and make you tired and blah. I hope they also have you in cardiac and pulmonary rehab?

Never been smart just tryna get the job done

I love how everyone rips on the home warranty... Got one free on an older home, had to use it several times to address issues with the heat pump, $50 out of pocket each time was really nice.

Of course, if you have savings discipline then most insurance is a bad idea, you're gambling that you will have more covered expenses than the premiums... that's what insurance is.

Literally what every teenager thinks and regrets later. PPE is for the smart, ER visits are for the stupid

Yeah.

I got some physio on the NHS where I went to the hospital once or twice a week. The main thing is I did it every single day without fail, often twice a day, to restore range of motion etc as best I could. I was 6 weeks non weight bearing which didn't help.

I broke my leg end of 2016 so I don't have a physio any more but I still do the exercises when Legbert starts arsing around again.

Nah I'll be fine

Emphysema is a terrible condition to deal with. Had two grandfathers with it. You need to start wearing some PPE to filter your breathing.

Haven’t studied it as of yet.

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Good to know. 😉

You can always submit receipts after the fact bud. Usually home warranties suck, but just because you paid out of your own pocket does not mean you aren't covered. You can still submit claims.

Dude took "never judge a book by its cover" literally.

Damn guess those 10 people didnt read a Rohald Dahl book as a kid and realise the language in it really effects fuck all.