If it's any consolation our house had a toilet back up. The home warranty was crap. They sent the plumber out to "fix the issue" and the next day we still had an overflow.

I called them on their emergency line and was told that this was not part of the first incident and I would have to pay an additional service fee which was around $95 each time.

Their "approved plumbers" were slow to respond and didn't even show up.

I just gave up and paid a local plumber who did the whole snake and camera.

Everyone has different experiences though so ymmv.

You were his plan A.

Give him warrior cats or watership down instead

1 last hoorah for your penis. LOL

When our daughter was small we bought the complete Grimm fairy tales. Some we read out loud. Some we didn't, like "The Jew in the Thornbush."

No she looked at me like "nice try" not that you are really in the mood because your cock tissue is dying.

This. I used mine on a water heater. After the "free" water heater I was in for like $2k in "code upgrades" such as 50$ for a grounding wire which was not covered.

I tried to use mine after we moved into a new place. Useless. Thank goodness the seller bought us the warranty and we didn’t spent money on it.

I'M A LITTLE CONFUSED AT HOW THIS IS POSSIBLE. IF YOU WERE IN A MEETING ON THE MACHINE, THE MEETING APP (PRESUMABLY ZOOM) WOULD BE OPEN AND IF YOU HAD YOUR WORK STUFF READY TO GO LIKE YOU SAY, THEN THE TAB(S) IN QUESTION WOULD NOT BE PULLED UP.. UNLESS YOU HAD THOSE TABS PULLED UP WITH THE MEETING APP IN THE BACKGROUND.

ON TOP OF THAT, UNLESS YOU HAVE YOUR MULTIPLE TABS SPREAD ACROSS MULTIPLE WINDOWS ON YOUR DESKTOP, HOW WOULD ANYONE READ ALL OF THAT AT THE SAME TIME?

I JUST DON'T SEE HOW ANY OF THIS IS VERY POSSIBLE

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>I may have also told the anesthesiologist that he smelled nice. I am so embarrassed. Nurse anesthetist asked me if I wanted some medication to calm down prior to wheeling me into the OR and I was like, "yes, absolutely."

my people, both of you's.

That's why its a fuck up.

That's US healthcare, especially in my state. And multiple times because 1) I am the biggest klutz in the southern US, and 2) once you fracture or break a bone, it becomes weaker whenever it heals. My ankles were already weak to begin with, and each time I'd get hurt, it just deteriorated the bones more

If he's that much of a hottie then this probably isn't the first time he's gotten crushy vibes from a patient. It's probably no big deal to him.

Hold on, have to get my engine and transmission replaced first.

If I say I'm smart people will expect me to be and I'm not

Yeah but why would you want to say that for? Learn from your lessons and make people think you’re smart so they don’t ask you to do stupid things because they think you’ll do them

Well I didn't mean to. And I'm not proud of it I'm just stating im not smart

The fact you’re proud of your resume of inhaling things I don’t think you’re done with it

~You can't chop your Papa up in Massachusetts!~

I had to have a procedure and the anesthesiologist looked just like rob lowe. They couldn’t find a vein and my pulse was racing, so the nurse was trying to calm me down and told me to just “look at the anesthesiologist’s baby blues, that usually calms down the ladies!” I shouted out- “hell no! Rob Lowe is creepy!” I don’t know what was wrong with me (well, I do, I spent way too much time in hospitals as a kid and have hospital anxiety). Luckily, he thought it was hilarious. They eventually got the IV in and all was fine. I apologized later, on painkillers and assured him he was very handsome. I’m a moron.

I am

Submit receipts after the fact if they'll let you. Most insurance works that way, but wouldn't be surprised if this doesn't.

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I think people don't realise that whatever job role you have, you get used to stuff. For me (in retail) it's people's cards getting declined and they get all embarrassed. But I can promise unless someone is super nice or a super arsehole, we're not giving them a second thought.