As long as the fear of getting caught outweighs any adrenaline rush you got from it, you should be fine. At least you can acknowledge that it was a bad idea.

For one pack of Oreos I doubt they’ll look for you too hard. Unless there’s a clear picture of your face, not much the can do. Ban everybody who matches your description? Just don’t wear the same hoodie there for a while!

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There is zero chance this is real, relax.

We had AHS, used it once, and low and behold it cost more for the following year by EXACTLY what they covered that one time. Lol nope.

I wonder if they were a couple role-playing

Damn this the second Reddit post I’ve read this week about guy surprising his date w/ a threesome lol

Oof- that’s a lot more catastrophic than the way mine happened. It was technically still attached but only by a tube. Good thing I wasn’t on the highway we were just about to drive on.

You need to get a handle on your shit before you go into a relationship with somebody. It takes two to tango and yeah this time you realize how great he was to you but did you take into account his feelings? Is this going to be another thing you're going to have another episode and you're going to break up with them again? Don't ruin a great guy.

Plot twist: the hooker is his sister. Oh, that’s already been done? Sorry.

It's ok he was at least 6'6" 😆 I'm sure if he had a white van she would at least given him the benefit of the doubt /s

We got a new HVAC system and our fridge was fixed. It hasn't even been a year so I'm almost hoping our downstairs HVAC goes out so we can get that replaced with our warranty too. I wasn't aware that home warranties have a bad reputation.

On a related note, do you guys think they'll try and find me? I'm still extremely scared and nervous.

Ive done that as well, tire hit a curb on its solo expedition and tried to go to the moon before barely missing a giant sparkling new trucks windshield upon reentry....

Not seeing the FU here. You definitely gave it your best shot! I'd like to think I am kind of wild but being surprised like that is beyond wrong and I would have felt very uncomfortable.

You really have to wonder what goes through these people’s heads. Like how did he see that going? He leaves a (presumable) hooker alone in his apartment while he goes on a date with a girl he barely knows from a dating app, tries to woo her with talk about his money and successful start up, then she’s so into him by the end of the date that she goes home with him and agrees to an impromptu threesome with a person she literally just met that moment?

It’s hard to believe that some people have an opinion of themselves that’s so high they assume other people will put themselves at significant risk just to please them.

This reads like AI generated karma farming

I did and wish you the absolute best in your recovery. Just remember people can live to be over 100 (I know the trades are rough I'm in them as well) just push to get better and make some changes.

This Chad must be a really good looking guy. I can't imagine showing up to a date late, with dog shit appearance and in literal sweatpants, spend the entire time being obnoxious and talking about myself and still have a girl want to come back to my apartment afterwards.

Edit: not just any date, but a FIRST date. And also this Chad paid for a hooker to wait for him in his apartment for hours while he was on this date... so that when he came back he could have a threesome.

I've got a great deal on a gym membership I can offer OP as well.

I had American Home Shield. But they sucked during the pandemic, had no one.

60% of the time, it works every time.

Not true with mine. They bought me a brand new washer when mine couldn't be repaired.

Did he yell "seven!" From MI 3 when he does the countdown from 10? Most menacing number ever screamed at someone.

God, OP, I wish you had a picture lol I'm happy to hear he took your comment in stride though :)

I’m sure Chads money has no influence on you going home with him even after the date went horrible jerk off motion