Is this why they banned it?

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This sounds like a story from like a day or two ago with almost the same plot, I just don't remember the sushi.

Yeah, I'm ready to become estranged from technology.

Loop us all in at the end when you close a successful home warranty claim. I don’t think it’s ever been done before.

Hookers on standby in your place while you are out and dining is risky... and expensive

Gee whizz..

I understand what you are saying and I don't disagree with you. I do want to say however that now I know that this is something I might experience again, I can recognize the symptoms, and I can inform my close circle that it's happening and that I might say thing that I don't actually mean. He actually has been very capable and willing to help me get through things like emotional outbursts and mood swings. During the breakup call he also mentioned that he didn't see/experience anything I mentioned in a negative manner. If it would be too much for him to try again, it would be solely because of this one incident. Which is very valid of course.

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I also feel worse for him than I do for myself. I can't get into therapy sooner, there's a waiting list. I don't consider the letter I wrote love bombing, I would post it here but it's in my native language so I don't think it would be useful. I've had others read it for me in advance (like my parents and friends) and I asked if it came across as begging or being manipulative and they said no. If he says he doesn't want to try again then I respect that and I will leave him alone. I just didn't want to live with the regret of not letting him know that I want to try again.

I think the use of “Chad” as the example name gave it away.

Same. I don't know if this is just a coincidence or something else.

The waiting list lol. Mental health care is not easily accessible where I'm from

What kinda work is trade work?

The first one was believable though

Why are you starting therapy in June? What's wrong with today? Let this poor guy go and stop stop fooling yourself.

There’s a lot to unpack here. First and foremost, I feel worse for your boyfriend than I do for you, just to get that out of the way. Is there a faster way to get into therapy? Are you love bombing your ex in hopes of getting a response or any sort of answer? If he really does say “enough, I’ve had enough and I don’t want to go through this anymore.” Have you thought of how you’re going to react? Or would react? Or would it be another episode? All of these are rhetorical, but those are the thoughts and questions that immediately come to me. There’s so much going on here, biggest suggestion I can make. Don’t drag your boyfriend down with you while you try to figure your mental health out, it’s really selfish and unfair. E

How could he want to spice things up that had not even happened yet to go unspiced. He's not the sharpest tool in the shed, is he?

Having a terrible date with a slob in public? Maybe going back to his place will be better? Is this a serious thought process that a real life person had??

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Omit everything after paragraph 5 and write your own ending here:

Me either.

But apparently bad enough to get a snarky reply and a nonsensical reply after that lol

Goddamn

Can a person develop the confidence to setup a hooker back at ones apartment for a first date while wearing sweats -- or do you have to be born with it?

On the plus side you have a "first date story" that you can probably carry with you for the rest of your life without topping

It's good you went ahead and made every joke possible in your post, butt now no one else can have any fun

Wow!! Yeah I don't carry home warranties anymore.