As are 99% of the posts on here and on r/amitheasshole. I keep telling myself I'll unfollow these subs but some of the stories are very amusing

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Damn you really got chat gpt workin overtime on this one huh

Hence the sweatpants

I really want the retelling of this from the hookers perspective. This is probably comedic gold

I'm finding this all hard to believe. How did you know she was a hooker? Would someone really leave a hooker in their "nice" apartment while they go out on a date? How exactly do you try to impress your date by ordering expensive stuff you can't pronounce?

Sorry about the stereotyping, my guess is a hooker would be as reliable as leaving a random stranger in your house when you go out for an unspecified amount of time. I guess if he knew this hooker really well there wouldn't be that risk.

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sounds like american psycho

>But, I tried to look past that and give him a chance
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>but I played along because I didn't want to be rude.
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>I wasn't super into the idea, but I thought, "What the hell?

"i didn't really want a threesome with a random prostitute, but I was like I've come this far already, maybe it will help him relax...."

Is home warranty different from regular home insurance that every mortgageholder is required to have?

I wonder if he didn't expect you to come back when he set it up, then rolled with it when you did. Bizarre.

It's like that scene in Taxi Driver where Bickle takes his date to a movie and to her shock it was a porno...except this is so much worse.

I could maybe get it if this was a complete stranger, but you'd been chatting for a while.
Like, what kind of vibes are you putting out that made him think you'd go for this?

It's ok, when you are under the influence of the anesthesia you'll probably say a lot more about how hot he is. And you'll have a chance to do that straight to his face.

It was probably meant to be this one:

https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoXChromosomes/comments/124mzey/guy_sets_up_date_arrive_to_surprise_threesome_or/

You underestimate how much people ignore when someone is hot

It was several years ago, but I used to work at CVS. There's a policy that doesn't allow shoplifters to be pursued beyond the doors of the store. I would probably stay away from that store, but I don't believe there's any reason to worry that law enforcement is gonna come knocking at your door. So, steer clear and never do that again! I stupidly stole some diet pills from Walmart when I was 18 in a state that doesn't expunge records. So, my desire to be skinny earned a permanent mark on my criminal background. Resoundingly not worth it. Don't be like me!

I thought I was being rude before, as I speak with three co-workers in their language(english), but not with her or others from her country as they don’t speak english nor my language. Mostly we communicate with google translate and it’s bad.

It's a bad ripoff of a recent post from r/twoxchromosomes

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Don't feel bad for the hooker,they could have been working at Walmart like anybody else

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Patrick (Chad) Bateman: that's a very expensive glass of Chardonnay you're NOT drinking there. It isn't poisoned.

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I have to return some video tapes