Writen by an virgin.

F this is AI generated. I dislike reddit as much

Isnt this a repost of some girl going on a tinder date with a guy and he tries to surprise gangbang on her? i could have sworn i read this yesterday.

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It's not like his name was Giga. I see no issues

Incel fanfiction. "Chad" shows up wearing sweatpants and setting off nothing but red flags the entire date and this "woman" still goes home with him anyways to presumably initiate sex sometime later. Also this sex worker was just sitting there the entire date just waiting? Was she on the clock then?

Sure, buddy, time to log off the library computer.

Things that didn’t happen for $100 Alex

Maybe lololol

I think Chad fucked up this time

Man, still learning from my mistakes and after this incident I felt very bad that I was shameful of my own self for a while.

Is this like a common thing now...?

This is the second post I have seen today about going on a date and having a surprise threesome planned at home.

She needs to read the gift of fear.

A few rookie mistakes in there, nothing major. Sounds more like Mary was being cool and Cherry was being an asswipe.

Guy watched American Psycho one too many times

I had so many ways to do it correctly, so I did actually screw this up. Asking her would have been the best option. Showing interest on communicating with her. Instead I was so eager to say it and show what I learned, that I forgot I might have wrong term. It’s gonna keep me humble for a while.

What was Chads view on Huey Lewis and the news ?

Why didn’t he just get two hookers

It's like when you tell a cab to keep the meter running when you run into a store.

You did nothing wrong. saying good morning is not going to set her back in her language efforts. I can see the frustration with that if you ONLY talk to her in her original language when she’s trying to learn…but you said two words. She was probably just having a bad day or feeling particularly sensitive about her language skills today, but that doesn’t justify her blowing up on you like that. It’s pretty ridiculous to be so offended of someone saying two words in their language.

Don’t beat yourself up about it, and please continue going out of your way to connect with people, as it’s very nice what you’re doing. Although I would not speak to her in that language again since she requested it…even though she did it very rudely.

Is the OP a man or woman? This sounds like it was written by a dude, which would actually make the story better.

I was thinking the same thing. If he's single, it would have been more cost effective to hire two hookers for a threesome rather than paying that one for an extra hour or two to wait while you go on a date, try and get her back to your apartment, and then try to talk her into it. If they're hookers, just get two and take care of business.

When I had a one year home warranty, I spent pretty much the entire year trying to get them to fix my A/C unit.

Multiple calls out, and all the service ppl did was blame my home, or my equipment, and otherwise looks for excuses to do nothing.

Once my "warranty" was over, I spent less than $300 on an out of pocket every call with a decent company, and the fixed the issue in less than 1/2 an hour

TLDR; The home "warranty" companies are just a huge scam.

You saint. You're helping me feel much better

Money