Recent comments in /f/tifu
RussellZoloft t1_je6s0fw wrote
Reply to comment by Head-Investment-8462 in TIFU by 'having a gun' by lol3382
*what happens nearly every day (there, I fixed it for you)
[deleted] t1_je6r3vp wrote
Reply to comment by Ragnarotico in TIFU by going on the worst date (& almost ending up in bed with a hooker) by cheeryglitter26
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StranglesMcWhiskey t1_je6r3wf wrote
Reply to comment by UB-01_Symbiont in TIFU by attempting to clean my wound with hydrogen peroxide by UB-01_Symbiont
Bleaching hair, cleaning surfaces and tools.
Kirstemis t1_je6r31w wrote
You have more chance of being hit by lightning than getting a brain infection from squeezing a zit on your nose.
Old-Fox-3027 t1_je6r1bh wrote
Reply to TIFU by going on the worst date (& almost ending up in bed with a hooker) by cheeryglitter26
Trendy sushi restaurant? Is this from the early 90’s?
Redhook420 t1_je6qkjw wrote
Reply to comment by Ragnarotico in TIFU by going on the worst date (& almost ending up in bed with a hooker) by cheeryglitter26
And this is how we know this is a made up post. A real hooker would have called her pimp up robbed his place while he was gone.
Tip_of_the_nip t1_je6q86r wrote
Oh well she's a jerk. Water under the bridge
sharkeat t1_je6q5eu wrote
Reply to comment by bigjaymck in TIFU by going on the worst date (& almost ending up in bed with a hooker) by cheeryglitter26
I don’t know the accounting on hookers, but I do know that it would not be wise to leave one alone in your apartment for 2 hours.
Head-Investment-8462 t1_je6pw9r wrote
Reply to TIFU by 'having a gun' by lol3382
Probably not the best choice considering what happened yesterday 😬
UB-01_Symbiont OP t1_je6purg wrote
Reply to comment by StranglesMcWhiskey in TIFU by attempting to clean my wound with hydrogen peroxide by UB-01_Symbiont
Then what is it good for?
nightowl_i t1_je6po4d wrote
If getting a used car think of Japanese brands - Toyota......or Honda or even Mazda..... European brands are unreliable, some are great when they are new
[deleted] t1_je6pmuc wrote
Reply to comment by CreepyEntertainer in TIFU by going on the worst date (& almost ending up in bed with a hooker) by cheeryglitter26
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pokekyo12 t1_je6pm84 wrote
Reply to TIFU by going on the worst date (& almost ending up in bed with a hooker) by cheeryglitter26
How could that ever be a joke when he had clearly ordered a hooker, arranged her to wait at his place while he went on his date ?
PlsNope t1_je6pk8l wrote
Reply to comment by MrMinigrow in TIFU by going on the worst date (& almost ending up in bed with a hooker) by cheeryglitter26
This sub is even worse AITA. Half of the posts here are weird fetish stuff or bizarre sex fantasies.
StranglesMcWhiskey t1_je6pi76 wrote
Hydrogen peroxide is not good for cleaning wounds. If you need to clean a wound use alcohol.
Edit: you probably shouldn't use alcohol either, just use water.
logri t1_je6pf7f wrote
Reply to TIFU by going on the worst date (& almost ending up in bed with a hooker) by cheeryglitter26
So wait... was she just alone in his apartment the entire time? That is absolutely unhinged.
0x474f44 t1_je6peio wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in TIFU by going on the worst date (& almost ending up in bed with a hooker) by cheeryglitter26
Hm? The story in no way makes the prostitute or sex work in general look bad
0x474f44 t1_je6p8s6 wrote
Reply to comment by i_despise_among_us in TIFU by going on the worst date (& almost ending up in bed with a hooker) by cheeryglitter26
I’m fairly certain ChatGPT wouldn’t have written a story about a woman not liking the date but going back to his place regardless
Drink_in_Philly t1_je6p4a6 wrote
Reply to comment by nottom420 in TIFU by going on the worst date (& almost ending up in bed with a hooker) by cheeryglitter26
I thought the same but the profile seems legit. I feel like if someone told me 50% of all long text reddit posts were from the same ai chatbot I would not be shocked, something makes all text sort of sound similar here. I have to fight my cynicism all the time. Especially the TIFU posts, they all sound like a template is used.
richardelmore t1_je6ovxd wrote
Reply to comment by geminiburner in TIFU by forgetting about my home warranty for a whole month by Embarrassed_Band_512
Like all insurance/warrantees the company selling them pays out (on average) less in coverage than it collects in fees/premiums otherwise they would go out of business. So, they are good in situations where the most expensive thing they would ever cover would be more than you could pay yourself, otherwise you are better off being self-insured.
For healthcare or vehicle liability the chance of an extremely expensive event that could bankrupt you is a lot higher than for a car repair. For things like home or car warrantee you will generally be better off just putting the money you would have paid for the warrantee into a savings account and pay for repairs yourself as they arise.
Yes, there is the occasional situation where every appliance in your house dies in a short period of time and the warrantee works out but there are a lot more people who get little or no benefit from the warrantee. If there weren't then the companies could not make a profit selling them.
[deleted] t1_je6otds wrote
Reply to comment by Ragnarotico in TIFU by going on the worst date (& almost ending up in bed with a hooker) by cheeryglitter26
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nightowl_i t1_je6ocpa wrote
Reply to TIFU by using TikTok by SwampWitchBrew
No sympathy for tiktok users !
Nuggittz t1_je6o8y9 wrote
Reply to TIFU by being myself i guess? by Dramatic_Fix_3577
If you are asking yourself if you still like Jessica roo much, that in itself fully explains why your current GF is holding off on having kids/buying a house with you.
You need to figure out what you want, for your sake and hers. While it will most likely get messy, you all (you, your friend, and the GFs) need to sit down and figure out what you want. Because otherwise someone is getting hurt in this situation.
ElDeguello66 t1_je6o2b8 wrote
Reply to TIFU by going on the worst date (& almost ending up in bed with a hooker) by cheeryglitter26
I have to return some videotapes
Fantasy-Chronicle t1_je6s117 wrote
Reply to comment by UB-01_Symbiont in TIFU by attempting to clean my wound with hydrogen peroxide by UB-01_Symbiont
Its intended purposes are for hard surfaces, not direct exposure to broken, open wounds on your body. It is moreso meant as a surface cleaner/disinfectant because it can damage and slow down progress of healing wounds. I wouldnt even use a diluted version on myself tbh. Especially not if the kind youre using is the white, thicker, cream-liquid version of peroxide since that is designed specifically for hair, its why stylists check your head for cuts or marks before colouring because it can result in a chemical burn, which ive seen get really nasty. We use 1.5% when toning hair so it really fucks me up seeing stuff about diluting 2-6% in a 1:10 ratio for fkn mouthwash. Goes against all my training lol