I have a great, 1 week of Caribbean vacation granting timeshare for them!

>I'm not the type to be impressed by that kind of thing

Doubt.

Luckily they handled it like they should; verify, find no actual threat, and move on as if nothing happened.

Good on you.

Hm, fair enough. Damn, you really can’t trust anything you read anymore

How the fuck does a guy like this get a date when I rarely get a response on dating apps

OP is a bot

*just look at its comment history and range of subs participation in a short time. Typical bot

OP doesn’t have enough karma to assume she’s just lying for karma. So if you’re implying there’s some other motive for her to lie it’s gone over my head.

That's the life pro tip here: date ugly people. Everything hinges on their personalities.

Well yeah, you went on a first date with a dude named "Chad."

Were there no warning signs prior to the date? Did y'all talk?

Greed got better of you. Stick to one girl next time

Lol

Sorry to dump so many good jokes. I'm sure you can find a load more.

You can use better more gentle things that are specifically designed for direct application imo. Again im biased since i was trained to use it with hair and they drill into you the effects of it, so id have a hard time being convinced otherwise regardless 😅

Ok, ty

Ah, ok. My family has always used it for cleaning wounds, lol

Don't be too hard on yourself. Women can be hard to figure out when you are just starting out. I have spent the entirety of my adult life trying to figure out a wife, 3 daughters, and 2 granddaughters. Interfacing with them is a skill you develop.

For some, it comes naturally. For others like us, it is something we have to learn. From my experiences, it is a skill that I am constantly refining. We've been married 33+ years, and I am still working on it. Truly loving someone takes a lifetime. You will get there. We all make mistakes of varying degrees. Some of us actually learn from them.

Fwiw, don't give up in Mary. From your description, she sounds pretty cool about the whole thing.

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Yeah, because the natural reaction to a terrible date asking to back to his place is to accept the offer.

Yup never again....the engine was pretty great, but nothing else

Yes. The laptop has a keylogger. I knew this information before I typed what I did, but as you can clearly see, I'm stupid

And colouring hair in general! 😁

wait, how did they find out? Does your laptop have a keylogger?

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this level of innocence is refreshing these days.

Have you seen the videos of people in large groups walking into stores and filling trashbags full of 10s of thousands of dollars of goods, then just walking out?

You will be fine. But dont steal, it really does make you a bad person. Someday you will have something stolen and that feeling of violation sucks.

Pretty telling op hasn’t responded to anyone with proof or a response