Recent comments in /f/tifu
cyankitten t1_je731x0 wrote
Reply to comment by muttbutter in TIFU by going on the worst date (& almost ending up in bed with a hooker) by cheeryglitter26
I can’t even get dates! When I tried online dating most of it was just guys asking to hook up when I actually wanted to go on dates (& hopefully find love) and my profile & pix were modest as fuck!
Unfair_Ability3977 t1_je7304a wrote
Reply to comment by Drink_in_Philly in TIFU by going on the worst date (& almost ending up in bed with a hooker) by cheeryglitter26
I ended up writing it off as their writing "voice," but their posts are odd. They never address a person directly, just the subject of the discussion.
pdxscout t1_je72wqu wrote
Reply to TIFU by 'having a gun' by lol3382
Whelp, you're definitely on a list now. I'd keep my nose clean for the duration of school if I were you.
cyankitten t1_je72uob wrote
Reply to comment by Demonic_Toaster in TIFU by going on the worst date (& almost ending up in bed with a hooker) by cheeryglitter26
No, he tried the surprise other woman and THEN when she was not happy and noped out, over text he suggested a gangbang. (The one you read yesterday)
complete_hick t1_je72rya wrote
Reply to comment by clef75 in TIFU by forgetting about my home warranty for a whole month by Embarrassed_Band_512
That one's kinda on you. Before I bought my house I had a home inspector come out, he pointed out a few minor code violations which needed to be fixed which was conditional of the sale/purchase. A few months later the washing machine gave up the ghost and I got a new one free of charge
cyankitten t1_je72m1a wrote
Reply to comment by Howie_Due in TIFU by going on the worst date (& almost ending up in bed with a hooker) by cheeryglitter26
I had a look after you said this 🏃♀️ and I think you’re right. I think they ARE a bot. 🤖
IamNotTheMama t1_je726lz wrote
Reply to comment by lol3382 in TIFU by 'having a gun' by lol3382
And you're using what laptop to type this in right now......
Howie_Due t1_je7242a wrote
Reply to comment by BeautifullySublime in TIFU by going on the worst date (& almost ending up in bed with a hooker) by cheeryglitter26
Yeah bots have been way more active recently it seems
Crazy_Gremlin t1_je723h9 wrote
Reply to TIFU by going on the worst date (& almost ending up in bed with a hooker) by cheeryglitter26
I don’t think you fucked up, the world just decided to sprinkle some shit onto your fortune. Also, sorry that happened to you. I hope your day is better.
cyankitten t1_je721o1 wrote
Reply to comment by budispro in TIFU by going on the worst date (& almost ending up in bed with a hooker) by cheeryglitter26
For me I think this DAY
PraiseTheWLAN t1_je71zvk wrote
Reply to TIFU by going on the worst date (& almost ending up in bed with a hooker) by cheeryglitter26
What's wrong with shirt and sweatpants?
cyankitten t1_je71u2y wrote
Reply to comment by Bedbouncer in TIFU by going on the worst date (& almost ending up in bed with a hooker) by cheeryglitter26
A lot of women and girls ARE SUPER conditioned into “mustn’t be rude” yes it’s a thing.
cyankitten t1_je71pbc wrote
Reply to comment by Sugarbean29 in TIFU by going on the worst date (& almost ending up in bed with a hooker) by cheeryglitter26
Yep. I IMMEDIATELY thought of that. I HOPE OP is not telling the truth, it’s scary to think of ONE guy doing this let alone two! I did have someone try it but fortunately he told me on the phone so I noped out of that. I’m SO glad it didn’t get to the point of going back and seeing her.
w1dj3 t1_je71lj1 wrote
You know we need an update on this
damselin30s t1_je71b1j wrote
It’s up to you whether you want to stick it out if he plans on getting help. But you don’t have an obligation to. Sorry you’re going through that OP! Not your tifu though!
Indy997 t1_je70iyu wrote
Reply to TIFU by going on the worst date (& almost ending up in bed with a hooker) by cheeryglitter26
Never go in the house on the first date :)
SilverandCold1x t1_je70axm wrote
Reply to TIFU by going on the worst date (& almost ending up in bed with a hooker) by cheeryglitter26
Man, why do people gotta make shit up for karma? I’m sure you have at least one true story that’s good enough.
Jtw981 t1_je705wx wrote
Reply to TIFU by going on the worst date (& almost ending up in bed with a hooker) by cheeryglitter26
Vaguely similar to a post I read yesterday about a guy who invited a girl over for a surprise threesome...
[deleted] t1_je7053w wrote
Reply to comment by Ragnarotico in TIFU by going on the worst date (& almost ending up in bed with a hooker) by cheeryglitter26
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muttbutter t1_je6ztwt wrote
Reply to TIFU by going on the worst date (& almost ending up in bed with a hooker) by cheeryglitter26
Wow I can’t even get matches lol
herrbdog t1_je6z8vm wrote
Reply to TIFU by going on the worst date (& almost ending up in bed with a hooker) by cheeryglitter26
i hope the poor escort is okay
chad sounds creepy
"Sabrina, don't just stare at it, eat it"
No_Syllabub_4264 OP t1_je6yv0u wrote
Reply to comment by Tip_of_the_nip in TIFU when tried to be polite in a different language by No_Syllabub_4264
Usually she’s a very nice person.
nirad t1_je6y0zq wrote
Reply to TIFU by going on the worst date (& almost ending up in bed with a hooker) by cheeryglitter26
Chad should have known that this is strictly a third date move.
pilsrups t1_je6y0tg wrote
Reply to TIFU by going on the worst date (& almost ending up in bed with a hooker) by cheeryglitter26
Please implement a rule where you leave on strike one immediately
[deleted] t1_je732tm wrote
Reply to TIFU when tried to be polite in a different language by No_Syllabub_4264
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