Recent comments in /f/tifu
ReadRightRed99 t1_je7a2d7 wrote
Reply to TIFU by going on the worst date (& almost ending up in bed with a hooker) by cheeryglitter26
This didn’t happen. People don’t leave hookers in their apartments when they go out because the hooker would steal everything in the apartment and her pimp would probably murder someone and leave the body there. No way this happened.
OkVolume1 t1_je79xjt wrote
That's nuts.
beyonddisbelief t1_je79swy wrote
Reply to comment by Ragnarotico in TIFU by going on the worst date (& almost ending up in bed with a hooker) by cheeryglitter26
All the strikes and she still went home with him, Chad must be quite the looker. No wonder none of us regular Joes are getting matches on apps.
But how did the OP determine the other woman was a hooker as opposed to another date he double booked with before their date and just got out of bed from? If he looked that good that random threesomes seems like a normal thing to him, like Samantha Jones’ vacation neighbor in the SATC movie, he’s probably not paying for sex.
Lahm0123 t1_je79c4b wrote
Reply to TIFU by going on the worst date (& almost ending up in bed with a hooker) by cheeryglitter26
You would’ve paid for that.
supperdenner t1_je79373 wrote
Reply to TIFU by going on the worst date (& almost ending up in bed with a hooker) by cheeryglitter26
Yup, this REALLY happened
oxdxmx t1_je78uz8 wrote
Reply to comment by KevlarConrad in TIFU by forgetting about my home warranty for a whole month by Embarrassed_Band_512
Don't forget to replace the catalytic converter too! Can't play around with those things!
Onespokeovertheline t1_je78tqz wrote
Reply to comment by avt1983 in TIFU by going on the worst date (& almost ending up in bed with a hooker) by cheeryglitter26
He's bored of doing that. He was spicing up his routine by adding a "deep emotional connection" with OP
Shoesandhose t1_je78tec wrote
Not going to lie I expected your marbles to be just fine, and that the shrooms just made your parts look weird.
I can’t look at my face on shrooms.- it looks misshapen and wrong. So I assumed this happened to you.
Sorry about your bad trip, protect those testes
reb678 t1_je77w4w wrote
Reply to TIFU by going on the worst date (& almost ending up in bed with a hooker) by cheeryglitter26
You should’ve asked the hooker if she needed a ride to give her an excuse to leave also.
night_dick t1_je77hk6 wrote
SwampWitchBrew OP t1_je77fl3 wrote
Reply to comment by nightowl_i in TIFU by using TikTok by SwampWitchBrew
I'm already a Reddit user, can't sink any lower
Holeinone7614 t1_je77f2s wrote
Reply to TIFU by 'having a gun' by lol3382
What did they verify? They took his word he has no gun and has no intention of killing 20 people over sucking at chess.
BallisticCoinMan t1_je76jue wrote
Reply to comment by AmbienNicoleSmith in TIFU by going on the worst date (& almost ending up in bed with a hooker) by cheeryglitter26
The Karama farm post history very much supports this
pravis t1_je76crv wrote
Reply to comment by LegendaryRed in TIFU by going on the worst date (& almost ending up in bed with a hooker) by cheeryglitter26
Sounds like they read the post from the other day about a date almost turning into a threesome when the guy had a surprise girl waiting in the bedroom.
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Reply to TIFU by going on the worst date (& almost ending up in bed with a hooker) by cheeryglitter26
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lol3382 OP t1_je75ro1 wrote
Reply to comment by IamNotTheMama in TIFU by 'having a gun' by lol3382
Nonono im on my phone LMAO
dokter_chaos t1_je74xjl wrote
Reply to comment by lol3382 in TIFU by 'having a gun' by lol3382
a keylogger? that's creepy.
WPBDoc t1_je74vdi wrote
Reply to comment by lol3382 in TIFU by 'having a gun' by lol3382
You're not stupid. (Maybe a little unaware.) You're a kid. We all say things without thinking through all the ramifications. Relax. Guns aren't evil until they are in the hands of evil people. You learned from this -- don't let it mess with your head. You have the right to free speech and you have the right to make mistakes and you have the right to clarify yourself. You did all three! FTR, I used to be a school principal. He was just doing his job. He probably forgot about it in about 2 seconds after you left the office.
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Reply to comment by Tacitus_AMP in TIFU by going on the worst date (& almost ending up in bed with a hooker) by cheeryglitter26
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VAdogdude t1_je73ulr wrote
Reply to TIFU by going on the worst date (& almost ending up in bed with a hooker) by cheeryglitter26
Is anybody else thinking; "Maybe a hooker, but maybe not."
That could have been a submissive woman with a kink and dishonest narcissist. Either way, this may not be the first time he's done this and probably won't be the last.
If you're still around OP, I'd be interested in your take on the professional hooker or kinky amateur possibility.
cyankitten t1_je73qox wrote
Reply to comment by Cl0udSurfer in TIFU by going on the worst date (& almost ending up in bed with a hooker) by cheeryglitter26
Yes. You are right. I was going to say maybe they thought something would change. I wouldn’t have done it. For eg I had a date so boring once I literally DID consider running away out the bathroom (of the pub!) window. And he said “they have hotel rooms here” and I just thought NO WAY.
Cl0udSurfer t1_je73dm1 wrote
Reply to comment by cyankitten in TIFU by going on the worst date (& almost ending up in bed with a hooker) by cheeryglitter26
Thats still a far throw from going back to a guys place on a first date when you already werent really feeling it. That just seems dumb and dangerous in my opinion
cyankitten t1_je734nt wrote
Reply to comment by Indy997 in TIFU by going on the worst date (& almost ending up in bed with a hooker) by cheeryglitter26
⬆️ That is an EXCELLENT rule to follow, people
TravisJungroth t1_je7a86h wrote
Reply to comment by brokenthumb11 in TIFU by going on the worst date (& almost ending up in bed with a hooker) by cheeryglitter26
Sex workers are still people and can be visibly uncomfortable. A surprise threesome where the other person is obviously not into would easily be a weird situation. I also think this story was BS but that was one of the most believable parts.
I mean, I’m a software engineer and I’d probably look visibly uncomfortable in a meeting if one of the clients didn’t seem into it.