Recent comments in /f/tifu
EverestJMontgom t1_je7glv0 wrote
Reply to comment by Shutthefunkdown in TIFU by going on the worst date (& almost ending up in bed with a hooker) by cheeryglitter26
My first thought as well
muttbutter t1_je7fvg1 wrote
Reply to comment by cyankitten in TIFU by going on the worst date (& almost ending up in bed with a hooker) by cheeryglitter26
I’ve never asked to hook up. I try to make a genuine comment and just don’t get a response if I do match. I’ve had two dates in five years of swiping and both didn’t look like their pics. But that’s what I get for looking for love online lol
skinnyjeansfatpants t1_je7fghr wrote
I'm so sorry. Please get yourself an STD test first and foremost. Find a good therapist for yourself, you have a world of awful feelings to sort through (and maybe more difficult feelings to come).
You deserve better than what your creep of a husband has done to you.
ExistentialQ OP t1_je7ffxc wrote
Reply to comment by pdxscout in TIFU by tripping on shrooms and running naked to ask people to call 911 by ExistentialQ
That is scary 0_0
Mimogger t1_je7ff19 wrote
Reply to comment by MrMinigrow in TIFU by going on the worst date (& almost ending up in bed with a hooker) by cheeryglitter26
just get banned by a 12 year old moderator and you're good
Brian-Kellett t1_je7fcwr wrote
Only use water to clean wounds. It’s the force you clean it with, not the substance that you wash it with. It’s why I used to wash down massive leg ulcers with buckets of tap water. There is loads of research to back this up.
Source: ex-nurse with wound specialism training
Flossthief t1_je7fc91 wrote
Reply to comment by RandoCalrissian11 in TIFU by 'having a gun' by lol3382
Definitely;
I had a girl start a rumor that I said some school shooter shit and they called my parents and inquired about guns in the house
Kids are such assholes
[deleted] t1_je7ewpq wrote
Reply to TIFU by going on the worst date (& almost ending up in bed with a hooker) by cheeryglitter26
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drowningjesusfish t1_je7ewen wrote
Reply to TIFU by going on the worst date (& almost ending up in bed with a hooker) by cheeryglitter26
Please don’t call her a hooker.
Ratatattat44 t1_je7evvd wrote
Reply to comment by complete_hick in TIFU by forgetting about my home warranty for a whole month by Embarrassed_Band_512
I firmly believe that home inspectors are a scam and that anyone who has anything good to say about one is a home inspector trying to shill for the industry.
morycua t1_je7engv wrote
Reply to TIFU by going on the worst date (& almost ending up in bed with a hooker) by cheeryglitter26
Yo sounds like Chad was making sure he got laid that night and he was successful with one of y'all.
hotlavatube t1_je7dozw wrote
Reply to TIFU by going on the worst date (& almost ending up in bed with a hooker) by cheeryglitter26
So... is the surprise hooker more of a 3rd date thing? Asking for a friend...
AcrobaticSource3 t1_je7da43 wrote
Reply to TIFU by making lusty mistake at a party by [deleted]
Ok so if you are a teenager, this is an understandable rookie mistake. If you are a 40 year old dude, not so much
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pdxscout t1_je7d075 wrote
I once had immense pain in one of my testicles and went to the ER. After waiting for like 6 hours, the doctor looked at me and said I didn't have torsion. I asked how she could be sure. She said, "the pain is so intense you'd be vomiting."
AcrobaticSource3 t1_je7cwjp wrote
Time for an STI test!
ViolatorOfVirgins t1_je7cndq wrote
Reply to comment by Ragnarotico in TIFU by going on the worst date (& almost ending up in bed with a hooker) by cheeryglitter26
whatever you all say about him, he did dream high. i'd be dreaming about the lonely bj somewhere behind the bin, but he planned the proper threesome.
Sad_Spare354 t1_je7cdda wrote
Reply to comment by damselin30s in TIFU by planning my husband's 40th birthday party by [deleted]
Thanks for the support. Tough day.
Sad_Spare354 t1_je7ccqq wrote
Reply to comment by OkVolume1 in TIFU by planning my husband's 40th birthday party by [deleted]
It did briefly cross my mind to not confront him, and instead invite everyone he had messaged to his surprise birthday party.
aurieleesummers t1_je7bz4a wrote
Reply to comment by OkVolume1 in TIFU by tripping on shrooms and running naked to ask people to call 911 by ExistentialQ
😂
aurieleesummers t1_je7by4a wrote
Bro you did have something wrong but it was just intensified by the trip. If I were a dude probably would have done the same thing 😂.
[deleted] t1_je7azyf wrote
Reply to comment by riotphukinmeow in TIFU by going on the worst date (& almost ending up in bed with a hooker) by cheeryglitter26
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Embarrassed_Band_512 OP t1_je7ac1b wrote
Reply to comment by Lowflyin in TIFU by forgetting about my home warranty for a whole month by Embarrassed_Band_512
Finally someone who gets to the heart of the issue here.
OkVolume1 t1_je7a8qd wrote
Surprise!!!
Avaragan t1_je7gpaa wrote
Reply to comment by Ragnarotico in TIFU by going on the worst date (& almost ending up in bed with a hooker) by cheeryglitter26
Or how depressing it is that people can’t say no to situations they aren’t comfortable with.