I'm starting to pick up on these too. If the punctuation is absolutely perfect and the sentences are written in perfect English it is probably AI written.

I figure this would’ve been iron/steel filings, so hopefully no heavy metals.

That is wild, sorry that those were your circumstances. Ive done thorough research and had reputable inspectors in all my experiences so ive seen the opposite side of this coin and had nothing but good fortune.

"I wanted to spice things up" .....on a first date

AITA is even worse

If this is real then you're not too very bright...

In my freshman year of college my buddy and I ate an 1/8 each. I was eating those bad boys for like 20 minutes. This was my second time doing shrooms. We started getting our asses kickers about 30-40 minutes later. The phone rang and the dealer said he had given us two 1/4’s. Later in the trip I completely lost my sense of self. The think that makes you an “I”. I ended up at the college medical office eating bananas and toast and being laughed at by the doctor. For the next 3 1/2 years every time I went to the campus clinic a serious nurse would come in with my file, open it and just start laughing. Good times.

I'm genuinely confused about the problem here. You are taking that in such a negative way for absolutely no reason. She doesn't care about orgasms like that. But she didn't tell you that you couldn't try anymore. Like damn. Way to kill things yourself. Keep trying and maybe one day. You'll make her orgasm.

Yikes. This is my worst nightmare.

at least someone got face shots

Depends on the warranty. I just pay a deductible and the warranty company I use pays the rest.

Generally no. Warranty companies contract with local companies and will pay directly.

Same thing if your car gets hit and you take it to an authorized repair shop, they’ll pay the check directly to the repair shop and it never crosses your hands.

No, that’s me getting screwed by 4 different home inspectors across 4 home purchases spanning 15 years in 3 States.

In many States, the only requirement to become a home inspector is to pay a fee and pass a standardized test. No construction or home building experience required! Home inspectors have zero liability, even if they report that they checked something that they actually didn’t. The last one I dealt with was a psychopath who threatened to kill me and my family when I asked for a refund because he (surprise, surprise) missed something major because he didn’t actually check it. IANAL, but did consult with one who confirmed I had no recourse other than the $800 inspection fee in small claims in spite of the inspector’s negligence that cost me $30k+ in unplanned repairs when I bought the home.

I say again, home inspectors are a scam.

Fuckin asshole ruined it. Ruined a perfectly open minded lady into being scared shitless of future guys. What a fuckin twat and sorry you had to go through that. I as a man, do not claim his kind.

Once you have seen it so many times you can tell 😂 some people can predict a diagnosis by smell 😅

“Chad and the Hooker” sounds like a new CBS sitcom.

Either you're an idiot for going back to his place after every red flag during the date or you just made up the story. Both mean that this story sucks.

Than you, I was really uncomfortable seeing the principal while walking through the hallway because I thought he would still be unsure. It's helpful to hear that I won't be giving him a core memory lol

Don't you have to shell put the money first anyway then get reimbursed?

That is insane

speaking of names, just want to upvote all your comments because of your username alone. That is one of the best puns i've ever laid eyes on.

When you try to set up a 3 way, with a hooker, on a first date…

I think the Giga is implied.

The joke is on OP here

Frankly this is what you get for going by looks in not only dating but in a dating app. Guys like this think they can get whatever they want with minimal effort because that’s exactly what the world has given them thanks to their looks—it’s the same with the hot women I’ve dated. Next time date a normal guy that’s reasonably attractive.