Recent comments in /f/tifu
Nervous-Result-7836 OP t1_je84pv2 wrote
Reply to comment by DevilsMasseuse in TIFU by mispronouncing a friend's name and saying a slang for homosexual instead. by Nervous-Result-7836
Huh. That's a good way to look at things.
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OffusMax t1_je84mfb wrote
Reply to comment by ImpendingSenseOfDoom in TIFU by planning my husband's 40th birthday party by [deleted]
Yeah of course. They’re all the same
Nervous-Result-7836 OP t1_je84ks4 wrote
Reply to TIFU by mispronouncing a friend's name and saying a slang for homosexual instead. by Nervous-Result-7836
Update, sent a message to him. I think he's asleep by now, so hopefully I can update again by morning.
Kroliczek_i_myszka t1_je84b6w wrote
Reply to comment by aurieleesummers in TIFU by tripping on shrooms and running naked to ask people to call 911 by ExistentialQ
Ahahah touche
ImpendingSenseOfDoom t1_je84a1b wrote
Reply to comment by OffusMax in TIFU by planning my husband's 40th birthday party by [deleted]
They will always only admit to what has been proven - there is evidence that he contacted these people, but apparently no proof that he acted on it. Let's say there was proof he acted on it one time, but not every other time he made contact - then he would admit it was just one slip up, but only once and never again. The reality is OP will never know the truth but there is enough damning evidence to suggest he has cheated several times that his word is not enough to believe and he probably has acted on it many of those times.
NerdyDan t1_je8454f wrote
Reply to comment by No_Love_1353 in TIFU by mispronouncing a friend's name and saying a slang for homosexual instead. by Nervous-Result-7836
Okami actually isn’t wolf. Ookami is. Okami could refer to literally prefix+god
_preschool-dropout t1_je844pc wrote
Reply to comment by No_Love_1353 in TIFU by mispronouncing a friend's name and saying a slang for homosexual instead. by Nervous-Result-7836
the name the guy has, okami (岡見, i'm pretty sure) is different from the word for wolf, which is ookami. (狼) ookami has the longer o vowel.
there's actually a hundred people or so in japan with the last name ookami. (source: myoji yurai)
also the meaning of the guys name was in the first paragraph lol.
aurieleesummers t1_je8405z wrote
Reply to comment by Kroliczek_i_myszka in TIFU by tripping on shrooms and running naked to ask people to call 911 by ExistentialQ
Apparently vomit 🤣
Kroliczek_i_myszka t1_je83nep wrote
Reply to comment by aurieleesummers in TIFU by tripping on shrooms and running naked to ask people to call 911 by ExistentialQ
What do twisted testes smell like?
OffusMax t1_je838xc wrote
Yeah, sure. He never followed through. Sure, every cheater never follows through.
And if you believe that, I’ve got a bridge in Brooklyn I’d like to sell you.
adibork t1_je82ceb wrote
Fuuuuuuuu——-k. Get yourself into S-ANON online meetings immediately. This is a shock. He may never be well. He may be a victim. He may be a narcissist. The S-ANON groups kept me alive in the early days of my grief.
Many people suffer with partners who are sex or love addicts. It’s not your fault, responsibility or even your business — the addiction predates your relationship.
Immediately suspend all judgments on yourself, him, your past and your future. Don’t try to think anything or figure it out.
Just EAT, SLEEP, BREATHE and attend those meetings. Link is attached! 💜💙
DevilsMasseuse t1_je80sdm wrote
Reply to TIFU by mispronouncing a friend's name and saying a slang for homosexual instead. by Nervous-Result-7836
It’s like what if your friend said something like „Isn’t your name…asshole?“ At first, you may think he’s making a bad joke, until you realize he just doesn’t speak English very well.
But then in the back of your mind, you’re thinking „maybe he knows a little English and he’s putting me on“ You can imagine his feelings might be a little fucked up at first, a mix of confusion and paranoia. Just give him time. You will both eventually realize what an absurd situation this is.
No_Tamanegi t1_je802p3 wrote
Reply to TIFU by mispronouncing a friend's name and saying a slang for homosexual instead. by Nervous-Result-7836
Honestly, his reaction seems a little fucked up. It's not like you intended to offend him or upset him. You may have tapped into something where he was bullied used that term against him when he was younger, and I'm sure that could still sting, but he should be able to recognize the difference.
Also, it's fundamentally messed up that being feminized is a blanket insult.
theonegunslinger t1_je7znpm wrote
Reply to comment by LNikon720 in TIFU by planning my husband's 40th birthday party by [deleted]
you are right tho i would guess they are suggesting that if he is paying for it, he might also being trying to get it for free when he can
FrozenReaper t1_je7zl50 wrote
Reply to comment by Ratatattat44 in TIFU by forgetting about my home warranty for a whole month by Embarrassed_Band_512
If they have no liability that seems more a problem with your laws than the industry. If scamming is not illegal, scammers gona scam
No_Love_1353 t1_je7zgxk wrote
Reply to TIFU by mispronouncing a friend's name and saying a slang for homosexual instead. by Nervous-Result-7836
I highly doubt his last name is Wolf…
sugarintheboots OP t1_je7yy2p wrote
Reply to comment by jessiehodgkin13 in TIFU when I spoke to the surgical planner by sugarintheboots
😂😂🙌❤️
[deleted] t1_je7y1pc wrote
Reply to comment by Nervous-Result-7836 in TIFU by mispronouncing a friend's name and saying a slang for homosexual instead. by Nervous-Result-7836
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CaffeinatedHBIC t1_je7wyrj wrote
Reply to TIFU by mispronouncing a friend's name and saying a slang for homosexual instead. by Nervous-Result-7836
As someone with a... unique name, this sounds like my reaction to hearing my name mispronounced in a way that has previously been used as an insult. It's likely you just accidentally struck a nerve.
It's less awkward if you don't continuously probe him and apologize again and again. Just make a very deliberate effort to never make that mistake again. Make an effort to perhaps invite him out to lunch at a place where you will not be invited to make an ass of yourself (i.e. don't invite him to a Japanese steakhouse owned by white people and try to pronounce the menu items).
Alohagrown t1_je7wrh8 wrote
Reply to comment by Bentonite_Magma in TIFU by forgetting about my home warranty for a whole month by Embarrassed_Band_512
Yes, home warranty usually applies to things like appliances, plumbing, and other systems in the home. Home insurance covers structural damage from fires or other events. It usually also includes liability insurance that protects the owner if someone gets hurt on their property.
jessiehodgkin13 t1_je7wqru wrote
I has in hospital for two weeks or so in ICU and had surgery a couple of times in a row. My surgeon was gorgeous and I was always drugged up and liked to tell him how handsome he was in my drugged up state. Or how Gorgeous his eyes are or how amazing he is. The nurses loved reminding me everything I'd said when Id come back out I also had a surgery last week in London, I woke up from the anesthesia and saw my surgeon/doctor. Note that he's the top doctor in the UK for my condition (blood clots) and it took a couple of years to get a referral to him. Anyway I woke up and said are you the surgeon and he said yes I'm so and so and I, in my anesthetic state, went omg you're like a celebrity, I've finally met you! Can I get an autograph? You're a celebrity!
twohedwlf t1_je7vrwm wrote
Reply to TIFU by mispronouncing a friend's name and saying a slang for homosexual instead. by Nervous-Result-7836
Meh, it's a slight mispronunciation. On par with someone getting upset if you called them Jack instead of Jake. Pretty much everything is slang for gay or some kind of sex term.
MrBallzsack t1_je7uv4t wrote
Reply to comment by SalaciousSunTzu in TIFU when tried to be polite in a different language by No_Syllabub_4264
You are incorrect, she clearly reacted for a reason. And this is not at all the same as a youtuber traveling the world
Nervous-Result-7836 OP t1_je7ulle wrote
Reply to comment by Yodiddlyyo in TIFU by mispronouncing a friend's name and saying a slang for homosexual instead. by Nervous-Result-7836
Hm. I guess so.
I don't know if he's actually mad yet. Will ask later.
Nervous-Result-7836 OP t1_je84wrq wrote
Reply to comment by No_Tamanegi in TIFU by mispronouncing a friend's name and saying a slang for homosexual instead. by Nervous-Result-7836
Huh. That could be a possibility.
And true. I hate this world.