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Far_Software7936 t1_iu76a1x wrote
Reply to comment by XBOXUSER101 in TIFU by calling my mom a bitch by onefootback
When I was a kid, My parents hit me a bit (I never deserved any of it) and I tried to kick my dad in the nuts and run away when he hit me once… the neighbors garage was not a good hiding spot
Far_Software7936 t1_iu75wqz wrote
Reply to comment by Kaktusak811 in TIFU by calling my mom a bitch by onefootback
I don’t know if I should think of you as a racist or a comedian… “Why don’t we do both!”
morburd t1_iu6y6ir wrote
Reply to comment by droppedmybrain in Tifu by giving my 70 yr. old teacher a book by Sayuri_olg
Lacking Adam's rib, do you mean?
Maximum-Friendship79 t1_iu6ua95 wrote
But... when you puke is not a common thing when you use this? I think is not something bad. Sometimes it's normal to puke when you eat shroms
Remarkable_Lemon420 t1_iu6r9sa wrote
Reply to comment by Accomplished_Run4389 in TIFU by getting suspended for 2 days by my front office in school. by Accomplished_Run4389
It doesn't only happen to big posts
Accomplished_Run4389 OP t1_iu6r2mw wrote
Reply to comment by Remarkable_Lemon420 in TIFU by getting suspended for 2 days by my front office in school. by Accomplished_Run4389
uhh.. this post isnt even big? lmao
MAT__rix t1_iu6qh8s wrote
You fucked up
MAT__rix t1_iu6qebc wrote
You fucked up
onefootback OP t1_iu6hedp wrote
Reply to comment by Kaktusak811 in TIFU by calling my mom a bitch by onefootback
LMAOO stop
Kaktusak811 t1_iu6ffd6 wrote
Reply to comment by onefootback in TIFU by calling my mom a bitch by onefootback
mf oreo over here
icametolearnabout t1_iu6dueb wrote
Did she actually ever directly ask if you were a Virgin or was it just implied?
weeb_trash1226 t1_iu6b4bj wrote
Reply to comment by Hudson_the_meme in TIFU by getting to curious and searching up something from tik tok by tifuthrowaway3738
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Zemreis99 t1_iu5uvso wrote
Reply to comment by RissoldeChocolate in TIFU by calling my mom a bitch by onefootback
Oh afonso cala-te
Remarkable_Lemon420 t1_iu5nvhi wrote
Reply to comment by Accomplished_Run4389 in TIFU by getting suspended for 2 days by my front office in school. by Accomplished_Run4389
That's not how Reddit works unfortunately, you can edit your post but there are many websites that have already archived the original post.
Everything you do on the internet is permanently here. Never share personal information online
Wrong352Chat t1_iu5h2nw wrote
Reply to comment by Hudson_the_meme in TIFU by getting to curious and searching up something from tik tok by tifuthrowaway3738
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DeCryingShame t1_iu5g0wf wrote
Put the pOOpouri in a plastic bag next time. And thank you for your thoughtfulness.
EvilNinjaApe t1_iu517ou wrote
Reply to comment by Lord_Cockwood in TIFU by stashing p00pouri in my backpack by slightly_sad_apple
I don’t think public restrooms will take kindly to matches. I know I’d panic a bit if I smell that when I entered.
That-Maintenance-967 t1_iu4wc56 wrote
Hahaha that is funny as hell, the poor thing, he's definitely going to remember that in a "Hey dad, remember the time-" kind of way.
Kozeyekan_ t1_iu4ty60 wrote
Reply to comment by onefootback in TIFU by calling my mom a bitch by onefootback
Maybe pick up a jiu jitsu class or something. Even if you never raise a hand in anger, knowing how to deal with that "Oh shit" moment without freezing or panicking will help.
The thing is, you deserve better.
Parents don't have it all figured out. We're all flawed, and even if we mean well, it can sometimes go awry.
But beating your 16 year old daughter with a belt teaches nothing but how to lie and try to avoid a beating in the future, and it shows the parent doesn't have the communication skills to reach the child. And that can happen, communication is a skill like anything else.
But a parent needs to prepare their child for life, and life won't let you beat someone for disagreeing with you. Unfortunately, it also won't go to much effort to help you if you are being beaten by someone close to you. Maybe they'd be OK with a future boyfriend or spouse beating you, but they shouldn't be.
But most of all, tell them what this teaches you. Being belt-whipped at your age is just pain conditioning. It's the simplest form of behavior correction, but also the most harmful and ultimately least likely to succeed, because eventually the child grows up and gets to decide on whether the person who beat them is a net positive or negative in their life.
Beating a kid is the easiest way to condition a child because it takes the least amount of effort from the parent. It's simpler than using reason, empathy and logic.
Akeraux t1_iu4spml wrote
Hudson_the_meme t1_iu4h5o9 wrote
Reply to comment by MistorMiss in TIFU by not realizing how many clothes I had hoarded over the years by MistorMiss
Oh sorry my mistake
KnutDeloro t1_iu4eoir wrote
Only positive sides if you think about it. You: "I need new shoes!" He, 30s later, sitting in the car honking: "Hurry up, the shoe shop closes in 5hours!!!!!" Compare to non fetishist reply: "New shoes again?????? You have so many.......!!!
rcmaehl t1_iu4brwv wrote
Reply to comment by TaterMitz in TIFU by getting to curious and searching up something from tik tok by tifuthrowaway3738
>unbridled
I see what you did there
coopsawesome t1_iu4abu7 wrote
Reply to comment by Lee2026 in TIFU by not realizing how many clothes I had hoarded over the years by MistorMiss
Thanks, I think I understand
Far_Software7936 t1_iu76r4c wrote
Reply to comment by dicklover_276 in TIFU by calling my mom a bitch by onefootback
The not letting her go out and the dad lecturing her about language was enough punishment, if they stopped right there they would’ve been good parents. This was abuse. Assaulting your child in any way shape or form no matter the circumstances in abuse. It doesn’t do anything