Recent comments in /f/tifu
throwawayxtra1 t1_iuara1d wrote
Wtf did I just read
Ok-Acanthaceae-4609 t1_iuar3xc wrote
Reply to comment by Yeahboi101100 in TIFU by giving myself a possible yeast infection trying to clean myself for a new partner by Dangerous-Tangelo-49
AND IT STICKS TO YOUR UNDERWEAR AND DRIES THEN WHEN IT MOVES IT RIPS OFF AND HURTS SO BAD.
dadarkgtprince t1_iuaqzvz wrote
Saying a celebrity is hot isn't terrible. He needs to get over it. If you said the mechanic where you take your car to is hot, that would be different
Ok-Acanthaceae-4609 t1_iuaqzvj wrote
Reply to comment by DifficultCurrent7 in TIFU by giving myself a possible yeast infection trying to clean myself for a new partner by Dangerous-Tangelo-49
Fr I'd rather giggle and assist or just stand back and let them handle it lol.
Ok-Acanthaceae-4609 t1_iuaqw4o wrote
Reply to TIFU by giving myself a possible yeast infection trying to clean myself for a new partner by Dangerous-Tangelo-49
Pov: you tried to use soap or shampoo on your genitals and have faced the consequences.
redbucket75 t1_iuaqqjl wrote
It's fine, people in relationships can still find celebrities attractive and even tell each other.
Ok-Acanthaceae-4609 t1_iuaqhty wrote
Reply to comment by BaoMoon in TIFU by getting to curious and searching up something from tik tok by tifuthrowaway3738
A YEAR AND A HALF??? DID YOU JUST NOW NOTICE OR SOMETHING??
Ok-Acanthaceae-4609 t1_iuaqdgr wrote
Tiktok slideshows are so cursed sometimes. I saw one with Anya and a bbc shadow over her blushing face. Help me pls
Ok-Acanthaceae-4609 t1_iuapqzu wrote
Reply to TIFU Embarrassing drunk story by hairymange
Mission accomplished unsuccessfully. You have definitely notn't asserted your dominance and power(?).
bismuth92 t1_iuaczdx wrote
Reply to comment by AcrobaticSource3 in TIFU by going back to my own apartment by thefuckouttaherelol4
Next time you play hide and seek, your kid leaves the apartment...
livvy94 t1_iuacf95 wrote
You might consider donating to a local LGBTQ center, they hold clothing drives.
zedsdead79 t1_iuaaeth wrote
Reply to comment by handinhand12 in TIFU Embarrassing drunk story by hairymange
I've slept walk sometimes, and my wife and me always connected it to stress (work stress specifically)....but can't say I ever gave the dog or anyone else a golden shower.
Edwoon t1_iua567i wrote
Yup you are young so it’s hard to understand but being the literal bigger person you can’t return violence with violence especially if it’s your sister. Heck my sister hits me hard even playing around and I don’t hit her ever.
NecroticYT t1_iu9zljl wrote
"so who's afraid of the big black"
- the quick brown fox
BenfoSherman t1_iu9qj9l wrote
Reply to comment by xEvilMunkyx in TIFU Embarrassing drunk story by hairymange
I have a friend that isn't allowed to sleep in anyones home because of this. We put him outback . He does it every fucking time. The last victim was my chair.
throwaway98271673 OP t1_iu9p437 wrote
Reply to comment by felcher_650 in TIFU by fighting back when my sister attacked me by throwaway98271673
Here's a little update she's been doing the things you've mentioned as she doesn't get physical with me but still loves to yell and scream thanks for the comment
dicklover_276 t1_iu9lpmj wrote
Reply to comment by Iamalizardperson234 in TIFU by calling my mom a bitch by onefootback
Yeah no, again, those two things aren't on the same level at all. You are comparing a regular and often used method of punishment to a fucking crime. Spanking your kids isn't illegal, rape is. It isnt just immoral. Raping your kid as "punishment" is so fucking far from immoral. It is absolutely awful. It isn't parenting. It's committing a crime. Again, I really don't know how you could talk about them as if they're both equal to each other
Iamalizardperson234 t1_iu9jysu wrote
Reply to comment by dicklover_276 in TIFU by calling my mom a bitch by onefootback
>Okay, first of all, I really hope that you never reproduce if that's actually something you believe in
no id ont thats obviously horrible
also my point is that you mentioned that when parenting, your opinion doesn't matter. the thing is, what if it is immoral
dicklover_276 t1_iu9jn6l wrote
Reply to comment by Iamalizardperson234 in TIFU by calling my mom a bitch by onefootback
Okay, first of all, I really hope that you never reproduce if that's actually something you believe in. Second of all, those are incomparable. You are literally comparing the more disgusting and degenerate crime there is to spanking your kid. They are not on the same level at all, I can't even believe that I have to explain this.
Iamalizardperson234 t1_iu8zrp8 wrote
Reply to comment by dicklover_276 in TIFU by calling my mom a bitch by onefootback
so if i rape my children as punishment im not abusive?
Iamalizardperson234 t1_iu8zn66 wrote
Reply to comment by dicklover_276 in TIFU by calling my mom a bitch by onefootback
but like it was still abuse
sure op should have acted differently but thats no excuse for abuse
Iamalizardperson234 t1_iu8z9y7 wrote
Reply to comment by A_Netra in TIFU by calling my mom a bitch by onefootback
the beating
NyteQuiller t1_iu8xpj1 wrote
You really gotta use some punctuation man.
Smirkydarkdude t1_iu8vfgs wrote
Reply to comment by handinhand12 in TIFU Embarrassing drunk story by hairymange
A Golden Shower Retriever I presume? Any time we pissed the dog off it would climb up into a kids bed and lay a stinker on their pillow. Like... in her doggy head it makes sense to say "I'm mad at you but I know my place so I'll shit on your kids bed"
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Reply to comment by throwawayxtra1 in TIFU by saying someone was hot to my boyfriend by CoffeeOk5402
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