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wrekd t1_iuj8bp5 wrote
I hate you now too.
realahcrew t1_iuj84gw wrote
Reply to comment by MyNameIsRay in TIFU by kicking my sink’s drainage pipe by Whole-Mulberry7
Oh gross 🤮 definitely not a lesson anyone wants to learn firsthand. Thanks for taking one for the team, Ray 😂
barstoolpigeons t1_iuj7i00 wrote
Reply to TIFU by keeping my savings in gold by Feisty_Text6309
Ever heard the phrase “don’t keep all your eggs in one basket?”
MyNameIsRay t1_iuj71e5 wrote
Reply to comment by realahcrew in TIFU by kicking my sink’s drainage pipe by Whole-Mulberry7
The lesson I learned the hard way was to cover the overflow hole with your thumb before plunging the bathroom sink.
Otherwise, you might spray that nasty stuff out of the overflow and all over your toothbrush.
throwawayallmyposts t1_iuj6eq1 wrote
Reply to TIFU by keeping my savings in gold by Feisty_Text6309
You know when people say to invest into precious metals, they don't mean to physically store it in your garage, right? Dude...?
ch36h8 t1_iuj5vjv wrote
Reply to TIFU by not knowing how to say no by ChanceGuarantee7801
omggg. the same thing happend to me, only difference is that i didn’t even like the person as a friend and kinda ghosted them. now i regret this, as it was a pretty shitty thing to do, so i don’t recommend doing that. i think you should say something like “i’m sorry, i f*cked up, can we be friends?”
wish you good luck. i know it’s very hard 😕
realahcrew t1_iuj5oyi wrote
Reply to comment by Whole-Mulberry7 in TIFU by kicking my sink’s drainage pipe by Whole-Mulberry7
Careful not to plunge too hard though, because it could compromise the gasket seals in the connections of the pipes and you’ll just be stuck in this mess again lol
Source: I learned the hard way
Bimimans t1_iuj5lls wrote
Reply to comment by ap3sniperv4 in TIFU by keeping my savings in gold by Feisty_Text6309
>Putting your money under your mattress?
That would have been way better.
TheLittleNorsk t1_iuj5jnu wrote
I read the title as “drinking my son’s drainage pipe”
Never again
Bimimans t1_iuj5d3q wrote
Reply to comment by paperfett in TIFU by keeping my savings in gold by Feisty_Text6309
>To think someone just randomly stumbled into your garage and found it seems a bit crazy.
Yeah because it's made up.
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Reply to TIFU by keeping my savings in gold by Feisty_Text6309
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CanIPleaseTryToday t1_iuj51i3 wrote
Reply to TIFU by not knowing how to say no by ChanceGuarantee7801
Best not to drag things out and admit the truth. You were caught off guard with his confession, so it’s better to admit that than to keep being in a relationship with someone you only see as a friend.
weasel_mullet t1_iuj4ulc wrote
Reply to TIFU by not knowing how to say no by ChanceGuarantee7801
You don't need advice from internet strangers. You need to listen to your own advice. Your title says it all and tells you what you need to fix. Learn to be honest and forth coming, and how to say no.
Ejsberg t1_iuj4szd wrote
Reply to TIFU by keeping my savings in gold by Feisty_Text6309
I feel sad for you.. but I do have to say that your stupidity here has crossed all borders. Why on earth would you hide 15K worth of Silver in a place that is used by family members when you first hand know about their debts and problems. And secondly, who the hell doesn't even bother to check the items for months ?
I think this is a very valuable lesson learnt.
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Reply to comment by Whole-Mulberry7 in TIFU by kicking my sink’s drainage pipe by Whole-Mulberry7
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Whole-Mulberry7 OP t1_iuj4jnt wrote
Reply to comment by MyNameIsRay in TIFU by kicking my sink’s drainage pipe by Whole-Mulberry7
I’m telling this to my mom immediately
skiutahus1249 t1_iuj46or wrote
Reply to TIFU by not knowing how to say no by ChanceGuarantee7801
Just tell him you want to take it slow as you want him as a friend; not sure where you are, not ready for anything physical, just happy to have him to talk to.
Vertebrae_Viking t1_iuj2xhg wrote
Reply to comment by Adventurous-Part5981 in TIFU by kicking my sink’s drainage pipe by Whole-Mulberry7
The word urinal just brings me that wonderful smell of rotten piss on a warm summer day at a festival.
Whole-Mulberry7 OP t1_iuj2w76 wrote
Reply to comment by monadyne in TIFU by kicking my sink’s drainage pipe by Whole-Mulberry7
I checked and they aren’t, I take fluoxetine (Prozac) for long term uses. Thank you for informing me on the subject though! I’ll check out the book for more information about different medications. Thanks again^^
MyNameIsRay t1_iuj27d2 wrote
Reply to comment by pattyG80 in TIFU by kicking my sink’s drainage pipe by Whole-Mulberry7
They make little plungers specifically for sinks, and they're usually <$5.
Totally worth the investment, works great and keeps the toilet plunger out of your sink.
Mode-Klutzy t1_iuj223p wrote
Reply to comment by chonk_fox89 in TIFU by telling them one of pictures on their dating profile looked like they were forcing a fart. by chonk_fox89
Lol, brings me back to when I went to Spencer’s for the first time 😂. I was never embarrassed, just slightly like cringed or barely grossed when I went to the back wall. You know the back wall… heck, nowadays (back like 3 years ago til now) I can walk in there with my mother and feel no embarrassment or weirded out. We crack jokes for literally like 5 minutes and go find something stupid and funny for a cousin’s birthday/holiday present (don’t worry, my family is like this, I’m just sharing the story when I’m with my mother because it seems like most teens and early 20’s hate being seen in public with their mother/parents). I’m that kind of guy who is comfortable literally almost anywhere. What hurts me/makes me sad is that of everyone I know, there’s only one girl I can literally basically do what you did with your friends. Others seem to opt out. I don’t know why though 🤷♂️
FrontierLuminary t1_iuj211m wrote
Reply to comment by chonk_fox89 in TIFU by telling them one of pictures on their dating profile looked like they were forcing a fart. by chonk_fox89
You didn't fuck up. You're just an ass.
dadarkgtprince t1_iuj1eiz wrote
Reply to TIFU by not knowing how to say no by ChanceGuarantee7801
Just be honest with him. You're still figuring out you, and were caught off guard by his request and didn't know how to respond
monstblitz t1_iuizwwm wrote
How long ago did this happen? How old are both of you? If it's a really close friendship - just give him time to cool off and apologize again. If he can't forgive you for words, then he was never that good a friend. Close friendships are built on lifetimes of overstepping! There's an old saying that goes, "familiarity breeds contempt." I don't think it goes that far, but we tend to pick on the people we know best the worst. Just the way it goes wrong or right. I think he'll get over it and you'll be fine.
pghdrummer93 t1_iuj8enx wrote
Reply to TIFU by keeping my savings in gold by Feisty_Text6309
Op you're an idiot