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grinning_imp t1_iujdjuk wrote
Reply to comment by _apatheticaesthetic_ in TIFU by getting a nose piercing and now my family hates my boyfriend. by [deleted]
Then you just might need to offend your mother. Things might get worse for a bit, but they won’t get better if you don’t speak up.
navywater t1_iujdga8 wrote
Reply to TIFU by keeping my savings in gold by Feisty_Text6309
I mean. I do the same thing but my stuff is in the attic. A garage it too easily accessible. Even a closet or under a bed isn’t really safe enough.
Beanbag_j t1_iujd8qs wrote
Reply to TIFU by not knowing how to say no by ChanceGuarantee7801
Honestly the best thing to do if you’d rather let him down gently is just say something along the lines of “I’ve been thinking and I don’t want to ruin our friendship. Being in a relationship can cause a lot of complications and that could ruin the friendship we already have.” Best of luck OP
CrossXFir3 t1_iujd1an wrote
Reply to comment by AcrobaticSource3 in TIFU by saying something without thinking and losing my friend by gay_panda56
I have a crab cake mac n cheese recipe that's fucking bomb
more_merkins t1_iujcylo wrote
Reply to comment by pattyG80 in TIFU by kicking my sink’s drainage pipe by Whole-Mulberry7
If it's a garbage disposal drain with the rubber surround you can fist it to unclog it. The rubber part seals around your fist and you can make a plunging motion.
noonnoonz t1_iujc6tq wrote
Reply to comment by AcrobaticSource3 in TIFU by saying something without thinking and losing my friend by gay_panda56
GTFO with your bendy noodles and fancy real cheese. Short straight tubes and an orange powdery concoction of, what I expect is, Cheeto factory floor sweepings for my KD.
_apatheticaesthetic_ t1_iujbw0c wrote
Reply to comment by JC1812 in TIFU by getting a nose piercing and now my family hates my boyfriend. by [deleted]
I feel like you are right. But talking isn't really her strong suit and I don't know how to tell her "I am embarassed by the way you treat me" without offending her or making things worse.
Barcata t1_iujbsl8 wrote
Reply to comment by twohedwlf in TIFU by getting a speeding ticket by Abdominal_Alex
Many states are at-will and can fire you for just about any reason as long as it's not discriminatory.
Corridos t1_iujbk39 wrote
Reply to comment by ch36h8 in TIFU by not knowing how to say no by ChanceGuarantee7801
>i think you should say something like “i’m sorry, i f*cked up, can we be friends?”
that
JC1812 t1_iujbg8w wrote
I feel like you should just tell your mom the truth…
TheDarkSoul616 t1_iujazxu wrote
Reply to comment by pattyG80 in TIFU by kicking my sink’s drainage pipe by Whole-Mulberry7
Counterpoint, hand CPR made a joint come loose in my sink once. Pipe are horrible eldritch monstrosities, and nothing you can ever do will be correct.
Danarya27 t1_iujapvb wrote
Reply to comment by realahcrew in TIFU by kicking my sink’s drainage pipe by Whole-Mulberry7
Or worse. In your face. Which has definitely happened to me.
ChanceGuarantee7801 OP t1_iujanyl wrote
Reply to comment by weasel_mullet in TIFU by not knowing how to say no by ChanceGuarantee7801
Thanks! i’ll try
ChanceGuarantee7801 OP t1_iujal2s wrote
Reply to comment by ch36h8 in TIFU by not knowing how to say no by ChanceGuarantee7801
Thanks!
Justryingoutreddit t1_iujaaij wrote
Reply to TIFU by getting a speeding ticket by Abdominal_Alex
I know it’s hard, but if it’s your first ever speeding ticket most traffic lawyers could knock it down to a fine with no points. That shouldn’t have been an issue.
A_Vandalay t1_iuj9y35 wrote
Reply to comment by KBunn in TIFU by trying to make an egg sandwich at 1am. by rockythegeek
I’d be willing to bet they were green onions.
tany4k t1_iuj9wjo wrote
Mistakes are made, things are said with a hot head, but it's fixable and you can make it up. Just give it time and remember to learn from your mistakes and be humble.
Hope your friend and let go also, holding on to something said with a hot head is not healthy.
twohedwlf t1_iuj9ph7 wrote
Reply to TIFU by getting a speeding ticket by Abdominal_Alex
Is that even legal to fire you for a speeding ticket? If on the job or in a company vehicle is a different situation.
T4N60SUKK4 t1_iuj9bre wrote
This literally happened to me yesterday. Went to Walmart, bought the cheapest plunger they had ($1.50), and plunged the sink. Instant fix.
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MyNameIsRay t1_iuj8to0 wrote
Reply to comment by realahcrew in TIFU by kicking my sink’s drainage pipe by Whole-Mulberry7
I'm just happy to know I can save someone else from cleaning up black sludge.
Some-Body-Else t1_iuj8ncm wrote
Reply to comment by pattyG80 in TIFU by kicking my sink’s drainage pipe by Whole-Mulberry7
Glad to know my mum and I aren't the only 2 humans doing the hand CPR when in a jiffy.
z-eldapin t1_iuj8m8a wrote
3 onions? How many sandwiches were you making?
KBunn t1_iuj8h0p wrote
3 onions for a single sandwich?
That wasn't an egg sandwich. That was an onion sandwich with an egg garnish.
redcore4 t1_iuje8ac wrote
Reply to comment by _apatheticaesthetic_ in TIFU by getting a nose piercing and now my family hates my boyfriend. by [deleted]
If you offend her, then she will understand how you feel. You don’t need to worry about causing offence to people who are unkind to you even if they are family.