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eye_spi t1_ivvn21p wrote
Reply to comment by Joe_Wer in TIFU by telling this girl that I would give her my snapchat tomorrow by Cinnamoke
Who's planning on sleeping?
acidic_tab t1_ivvhusw wrote
These comments are absolutely bizarre. Chances are, she was already planning to drop the class, and decided to ask you for your snap because she didn't want to lose touch and knew it was her last day. It's a shame, she definitely should have told you if that were the case, but it may have taken her a lot to muster up the courage to ask to begin with. It feels incredibly unlikely that she would have left over that, though.
Eraevn t1_ivvfxqe wrote
Reminds me of when my buddy and his wife were at the hospital having a baby and they asked me to take their daughter to cross country practice. No big deal, dropped her off, hit up the local Walmart for breakfast and went back to wait, not thinking that this practice was at a local park until I got the dirtiest look from a lady walking past my car with her small child right when I cracked open a Monster. Thats when I realized I was an unshaven (murder hobo is the best description) man alone at a park cracking open a cold one with a bunch of little kids and high schoolers running around. Not exactly a good look, and ended up messaging a coworker going if I go radio silent the cops are probably talking to me lol
bebbs74 t1_ivvd39s wrote
Reply to comment by Shadow_Galecross in TIFU by telling this girl that I would give her my snapchat tomorrow by Cinnamoke
But imagine the enthusiastic BJ...
Interesting_Put_33 t1_ivvbn7o wrote
Reply to comment by Neuromantul in TIFU by telling this girl that I would give her my snapchat tomorrow by Cinnamoke
Unfortunately there is always a price to pay for sex like that but yes, I am sure she was
lemmiewinxs t1_ivvb4e2 wrote
lemmiewinxs t1_ivvb1vj wrote
Reply to comment by Shibby523 in TIFU by cleaning my car in the elementary school pickup line. by HirosProtagonist
What's the deal with jerking off in your car? (Sitcom music plays)
BentasticMrBen t1_ivvagxy wrote
Is this a Curb Your Enthusiasm episode? Did you get Larry David-ed?
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Shibby523 t1_ivv9so7 wrote
Reply to comment by Tech-Mechanic in TIFU by cleaning my car in the elementary school pickup line. by HirosProtagonist
I tell you Jerry, she thought I was cranking the meat. I can never go back into that school line. Can't go back I tell you, ruined. I'm done for.
Tech-Mechanic t1_ivv97kt wrote
This sounds like something you saw in a sitcom...
Minute-Judge-5821 t1_ivv942o wrote
Reply to comment by Codasseous in TIFU by telling this girl that I would give her my snapchat tomorrow by Cinnamoke
Aristotle
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x-dc t1_ivv3mey wrote
Reply to TIFU by calling a hospital code by justrightkinda
I hold the arrest pager at my hospital and don't worry... this happens on the daily (probably more than daily, tbh). Our hospital has these buttons in bathrooms labelled "Staff Assist" which are actually the arrest buttons... needless to say patients press them all the time to get the Nurses to help them in/out of the bathroom. They used to be wired to directly activate a code... nowadays they don't unless the code is backed by a phone call, but I swear some day they'll label the buttons in a less retarded manner.
Joske1995 t1_ivv2kr3 wrote
Seems like an overreaction from her side to me
999uts t1_ivv0tar wrote
Maybe ask around for her number, and explain? This isn't a movie bro, just make things clear and go to bone town.
rde42 t1_ivuzq51 wrote
Next thing, she'd be asking you to play Misty for her.
Codasseous t1_ivuyoqy wrote
Reply to comment by AcrobaticSource3 in TIFU by telling this girl that I would give her my snapchat tomorrow by Cinnamoke
Shakespeare?
ItsNotButtFucker3000 t1_ivusm77 wrote
Reply to comment by kynthrus in TIFU by calling a hospital code by justrightkinda
I couldn't take it anymore in the season before covid happened and stopped watching it.
It jumped the shark waaaay long ago, and then continued to do so every other episode, but I won't post spoilers, you can subject yourself to it. It goes downhill once they start killing off main characters, which they fix by killing off more main characters in more ridiculous ways and then introducing new characters with some terrible backstory and tragedy and then they kill someone else off because none of the actors want to be on it anymore.
bo-ba-fett t1_ivuqcq9 wrote
Reply to comment by eastwestnocoast in TIFU by calling a hospital code by justrightkinda
The hate there is real. Funny thing is there are shit bag MDs and shit bag NPs, as well as amazing MDs and amazing NPs. You wouldn’t ever know it if that was your only reference.
WhiteK1t t1_ivuq0p2 wrote
Dodged a bullet there, everyone has the right ro reject a person for any reason, she's crazy for dropping a class just because a boy didn't give her his snap
Twoyurnipsinheat t1_ivuplez wrote
Reply to TIFU by calling a hospital code by justrightkinda
In a way the button you pressed in the situation was the best outcome given the directions.
Had the call nurse button been the incorrect button pressed I'm guessing precious seconds would have been lost.
Everything went fine from what I read.
the_whole_loaf t1_ivup4g7 wrote
Reply to TIFU by calling a hospital code by justrightkinda
ER nurse here- we all would have chuckled and immediately forgotten that it happened. Your future in Neuro is still bright! Mistakes like that happen to everyone and it doesn’t even register on the Richter scale, especially now. No harm, no foul
Agreeable_Solution28 t1_ivundmv wrote
Reply to TIFU by calling a hospital code by justrightkinda
This happened to me once while I was working with an agency nurse. I asked her to pull the blue cord and instead she pushed the blue button. I Immediately started laughing, thinking she got it half right!! Luckily, at the time we had this little old lady who found out a great way to get lots of attention was to walk into patients rooms and press the code button so Instead of actually calling the code they called the floor to ask if she was up to her old tricks. No harm, no foul!
eye_spi t1_ivvosbr wrote
Reply to TIFU by telling this girl that I would give her my snapchat tomorrow by Cinnamoke
What do her feet have to do with anything?