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[deleted] t1_ivx1t89 wrote
Reply to comment by acidic_tab in TIFU by telling this girl that I would give her my snapchat tomorrow by Cinnamoke
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WhyDoIHaveRules t1_ivx1pml wrote
Reply to TIFU by calling a girl Chinese by [deleted]
Why would you be racist for calling someone Chinese?
Active-Suit-224 t1_ivx0ngb wrote
Reply to comment by Moleypeg in TIFU ... by Drinking Alcohol Two Hours After Donating Blood, then Passing Out in a Tex-Mex Restaurant Bathroom by [deleted]
This
SolKaynn t1_ivx0ip9 wrote
Reply to TIFU ... by Drinking Alcohol Two Hours After Donating Blood, then Passing Out in a Tex-Mex Restaurant Bathroom by [deleted]
Ahahaha. Been there, done that, OP. It sucks the first time, but honestly it gets fun if you do it enough. Hope you're recovering well my guy. Get some more water and iron in you.
Moleypeg t1_ivx0cmf wrote
Reply to TIFU ... by Drinking Alcohol Two Hours After Donating Blood, then Passing Out in a Tex-Mex Restaurant Bathroom by [deleted]
If you think you are going to pass out, don’t lock the door!
Kind-Interaction2895 t1_ivwzsg6 wrote
Reply to TIFU ... by Drinking Alcohol Two Hours After Donating Blood, then Passing Out in a Tex-Mex Restaurant Bathroom by [deleted]
The nurses literally tell you this. They tell you “DO NOT DRINK.” as you walk out.
kynthrus t1_ivwzc9x wrote
Reply to comment by ItsNotButtFucker3000 in TIFU by calling a hospital code by justrightkinda
They jumped the shark more than the dude with a bomb in his chest that they never mention again? Dr Burk getting shot and Neegan dying were at least somewhat believable.
dartz1011 t1_ivwsiri wrote
Reply to comment by eye_spi in TIFU by telling this girl that I would give her my snapchat tomorrow by Cinnamoke
No it is because people and not just women usually will point their feet at someone they like when in conversation or around them, it is exactly as the person above said, it’s a body language thing
AJRgamer t1_ivwsbjp wrote
Reply to comment by Korgon213 in TIFU ... by Drinking Alcohol Two Hours After Donating Blood, then Passing Out in a Tex-Mex Restaurant Bathroom by [deleted]
I’ve heard oreos are a good thing to eat after giving blood. The iron content in those things is no joke.
Korgon213 t1_ivwrnu0 wrote
Reply to TIFU ... by Drinking Alcohol Two Hours After Donating Blood, then Passing Out in a Tex-Mex Restaurant Bathroom by [deleted]
Sounds like a great time, poorly executed. USN sailors know to give blood right before a port call bc their $$ will go farther. Next time, increase iron and water intake.
JamieDrone t1_ivwq525 wrote
Reply to TIFU ... by Drinking Alcohol Two Hours After Donating Blood, then Passing Out in a Tex-Mex Restaurant Bathroom by [deleted]
Personally I would say you should wait a few days after donating before drinking
LittleRadishes t1_ivwlysf wrote
Reply to comment by Shadow_Galecross in TIFU by telling this girl that I would give her my snapchat tomorrow by Cinnamoke
Highschoolers being immature? Unheard of.
ProfessorGreen420 t1_ivwa31n wrote
Tf? No one has ever said “I’ll give it to you tomorrow” people on this sub always be lying and people eat it up as usual
AcrobaticSource3 t1_ivw5cmt wrote
You shouldn’t be trying to pick up kids, who are you, Matt Gaetz?
eye_spi t1_ivw3bgs wrote
Reply to comment by Mamajess89 in TIFU by telling this girl that I would give her my snapchat tomorrow by Cinnamoke
Because a woman flirts by "directing her feet at" someone?
Mamajess89 t1_ivw2yvv wrote
Reply to comment by eye_spi in TIFU by telling this girl that I would give her my snapchat tomorrow by Cinnamoke
Body language
Malevolent_Mangoes t1_ivvxdfg wrote
A person gotta be real sensitive to drop an entire class and disrupt their education just because someone didn’t give them their number in a timely manner lmao.
Organic_Inspector_63 t1_ivvwevj wrote
Reply to comment by AcrobaticSource3 in TIFU by telling this girl that I would give her my snapchat tomorrow by Cinnamoke
Philosophical
Princessena t1_ivvw3qk wrote
Lol she stayed in that class just to be around you, it's not your fault.
whitelightnin1 t1_ivvt6fv wrote
Reply to comment by Minute-Judge-5821 in TIFU by telling this girl that I would give her my snapchat tomorrow by Cinnamoke
So-crates
SnakeBeardTheGreat t1_ivvt4hf wrote
Reply to comment by MINIMAN10001 in TIFU by calling a hospital code by justrightkinda
They work great. A kid pulls the alarm cover in makes a loud noise all they want is to get away from it because they know they screwed up.
Right on the cover it says remove cover to pull the alarm.
whitelightnin1 t1_ivvt3y9 wrote
Uhhhhh.....
MadDogMax t1_ivvs52j wrote
Reply to comment by SyCoREAPER in TIFU by working on my wife's laptop while sleep deprived by SyCoREAPER
OP doing wonders for the obnoxious nerd stereotype. What a weird fucking thing to gatekeep.
BritBuc-1 t1_ivvqxsj wrote
Reply to TIFU by calling a hospital code by justrightkinda
I’ve been on the other side of this a few times. So from experience, everyone will laugh at you and probably call you a dumbass to your face. Then we remember the times we’ve done similar or the same dumb shit, and go back to wondering how the hell this band of misfits is responsible for keeping people alive.
Bad news is, you’ll do something else dumb in future, learn to laugh at yourself and you’ll fit right in. Go get ‘em you crazy, magnificent bastard.
swatantr t1_ivx1tse wrote
Reply to TIFU by calling a girl Chinese by [deleted]
haha, love this. I used to be mistaken for Asian in general a lot. I got a corporate job downtown because the thought I was Asian.
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Hell, I dated a guy for 6 years that thought I was Chinese initially...not sure why I stayed in that as long as I did...20's I'll chalk it up to.
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I don't think it's a big deal. Oh I forgot, my own mom thought I was just some Asian girl when she was picking me up from the airport.
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I'm Indigenous btw. From NE BC.