Recent comments in /f/tifu
Disastrous-Guess1959 t1_ivx80cc wrote
You made your bed so you might as well get used to laying in it. This is what happens when you play games and try to have your cake and eat it too. You knew your ex was toxic for you at a very high degree and you had a guy that just wanted you. Yet you kept going back to your ex......nah i hope L finds happiness somewhere else because you played that man for a long ass time and chose toxicity over love. So for L's sake just leave him alone and work on yourself. You obviously have a lot of issues you need to deal with before taking on a real relationship. If its meant to be then it will be.
MissIllusion t1_ivx7a02 wrote
Aso important to remember that there is absolutely nothing stopping them from taking your money and releasing them anyways. Check out cyber security laws in your area too. There may be a helpline you can call for advice too. Do not send them money.
At the end of the day it's just nudes. It's not the taboo it once was.
Forseti555666 t1_ivx78da wrote
you dodged a bullet.
If she went all Meryle Streep because you said you'ld give it to her tomorrow and so she started dropping classes, this is NOT someone you want to mess around with. The first time you forget some weekly anniversary or got her the wrong color of flowers or just flat out misunderstands what you are saying(which she just did already) will turn into Pearl Harbor on you. You'll never see it coming and you won't realize it happened until everything around you is on fire.
Count your blessings and run away and hide.
OmgOgan t1_ivx77nc wrote
Calm down, email your teacher and ask for an extension.
DuePomegranate t1_ivx7666 wrote
Reply to TIFU by calling a girl Chinese by [deleted]
> Stopped and paused for 5 seconds... before saying "I'm not Chinese" and "I'm Filipino"
Did Naomi say that or did you say that?
Aargh, I don't know why teenagers' writing is so hard to understand. The whole story from head to tail made no sense.
pkinetics t1_ivx6d4n wrote
Reply to comment by Popular_Arm7662 in TIFU by losing the only guy who ever loved me by [deleted]
copy link to post and send via email or text msg
Popular_Arm7662 t1_ivx63pa wrote
Reply to comment by pkinetics in TIFU by losing the only guy who ever loved me by [deleted]
i dunno, i wish i knew what his reddit username was but i dont know it... but thank you so much
pkinetics t1_ivx5y9c wrote
this might be awkward, but if L is as amazing and wonderful as you say he is, I'd send him a link to your post.
You have been open and honest. You've bared your soul and vulnerabilities to the anonymoose community of Reddit.
Be brave one more time.
Or... copy pasta what you just posted and send it to him.
May fortune smile upon you! Dare to take a leap of faith!
[deleted] OP t1_ivx5kok wrote
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lamb2cosmicslaughter t1_ivx5efg wrote
Reply to comment by TheGeebLord in TIFU by getting drunk and going on the NSFW part of reddit by [deleted]
Revenge porn laws could also get them
SnakeInHisBoot t1_ivx4xa4 wrote
Yeah sorry this is happening to you but the odds of them releasing those picture regardless is sky high
TheGeebLord t1_ivx4rgg wrote
Reply to comment by SirGreen117 in TIFU by getting drunk and going on the NSFW part of reddit by [deleted]
OK sweet thanks man. That makes sense and makes me feel alot better
jester123456789 t1_ivx4ip1 wrote
Dont give them any money, its a pretty common scam. Ive been there personally lol. They wont send anything.
MiniFishyMe t1_ivx4hij wrote
Reply to comment by Herodessy in TIFU by calling a girl Chinese by [deleted]
To offer a perspective of someone who lives in asia, an easy answer to that is, Mainlanders. They are generally viewed negatively. And because some smartass decided the race and nationality should share the same word, people tend to be a bit more irked at being called a mainlander chinese, if you catch my drift.
Though i'm not entirely sure how much of this sentiment is shared by those born and bred beyond asia, but i wager a still fair bit. Especially with how much vitriol can be hurled at them that looks a certain sort simply because chinabad.
SirGreen117 t1_ivx4e72 wrote
Bro same. Recently.
Fuck em, most of my people have seen me streaking and I could give a fuck less.
"Imma show all your friends your pics!"
Ok and???
koanarec t1_ivx4d55 wrote
Literally would go for letting the pictures get sent.
[deleted] OP t1_ivx46kf wrote
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FriendlyPyre t1_ivx3ux1 wrote
Reply to comment by AJRgamer in TIFU ... by Drinking Alcohol Two Hours After Donating Blood, then Passing Out in a Tex-Mex Restaurant Bathroom by [deleted]
Iron Fish would probably be as good
Auphor_Phaksache t1_ivx3qqu wrote
Reply to comment by Korgon213 in TIFU ... by Drinking Alcohol Two Hours After Donating Blood, then Passing Out in a Tex-Mex Restaurant Bathroom by [deleted]
Roll out the TNT
BOOM!
WonofOne t1_ivx35fs wrote
Reply to TIFU ... by Drinking Alcohol Two Hours After Donating Blood, then Passing Out in a Tex-Mex Restaurant Bathroom by [deleted]
I think a beer would’ve been ok. You must’ve drank liquor. Live and learn I guess
EntertainmentUsual87 t1_ivx2djk wrote
Reply to comment by SyCoREAPER in TIFU by working on my wife's laptop while sleep deprived by SyCoREAPER
"Had she played a game, they probably would have either died or shaved some life off of them"
No, it would have throttled. End of story.
Herodessy t1_ivx29ll wrote
Reply to comment by Toolbagg in TIFU by calling a girl Chinese by [deleted]
I don't know if she was messing with me
Toolbagg t1_ivx25v0 wrote
Reply to TIFU by calling a girl Chinese by [deleted]
How is Chinese-Korean not Chinese?
lstsmle331 t1_ivx22um wrote
Reply to comment by AJRgamer in TIFU ... by Drinking Alcohol Two Hours After Donating Blood, then Passing Out in a Tex-Mex Restaurant Bathroom by [deleted]
There’s iron in Oreos?? TIL.
squrl_hat t1_ivx80dj wrote
Reply to comment by lstsmle331 in TIFU ... by Drinking Alcohol Two Hours After Donating Blood, then Passing Out in a Tex-Mex Restaurant Bathroom by [deleted]
1.4 mg per 3 cookies