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Mangavideo t1_ivy4ffd wrote
Reply to comment by Codasseous in TIFU by telling this girl that I would give her my snapchat tomorrow by Cinnamoke
No, Fapspeare....
MXXIV666 t1_ivy32kl wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in TIFU ... by Drinking Alcohol Two Hours After Donating Blood, then Passing Out in a Tex-Mex Restaurant Bathroom by [deleted]
Exactly, if I felt like I'm going to pass out I'd kinda expect them to take care of me. Same if my friend was about to pass out or felt sick.
I_love_misery t1_ivy29fj wrote
Reply to comment by FloridaMomm in TIFU ... by Drinking Alcohol Two Hours After Donating Blood, then Passing Out in a Tex-Mex Restaurant Bathroom by [deleted]
Last sentence I have definitely experienced first hand. I donated blood then went walking to the store on a hot day (about 1 mile round trip) and almost passed out. So yeah don’t do anything that increases the dehydration after blood donation.
Hawthorne_Abendsen t1_ivy1vxd wrote
Reply to TIFU ... by Drinking Alcohol Two Hours After Donating Blood, then Passing Out in a Tex-Mex Restaurant Bathroom by [deleted]
Yep that'll do it
cerebellum0 t1_ivy1l2q wrote
Reply to comment by designer_of_drugs in TIFU ... by Drinking Alcohol Two Hours After Donating Blood, then Passing Out in a Tex-Mex Restaurant Bathroom by [deleted]
It's actually a very common, very bad instinct. People like to walk away from crowds and die in the bathroom. Happens alarmingly often with choking.
[deleted] OP t1_ivy1709 wrote
wrrrrrrigleys t1_ivxzw01 wrote
I think that the best thing you can do, would be as honest as you can. I can't imagine someone would want to do anything that would really embarass you, not unless you know them and personally which it doesn't sound like you do.
Don't worry, it'll come out in the wash as they say!
ifelife t1_ivxz3tl wrote
Reply to comment by enricobasilica in TIFU ... by Drinking Alcohol Two Hours After Donating Blood, then Passing Out in a Tex-Mex Restaurant Bathroom by [deleted]
I've seen 8 hours but also know the key is to drink little alcohol the day before, if any, and eat and drink as much as you can before snd after your appointment. I have s blood disorder that requires removal of around 500mls about every three months. To make it successful and less pain i follow these rules. Plus minimal exercise or activity the day of. It really does make a difference
Princessena t1_ivxvemn wrote
Lol
DuePomegranate t1_ivxu16l wrote
Reply to comment by Contank in TIFU by calling a girl Chinese by [deleted]
Umm, you're editing what they wrote.
>... the next thing I knew Naomi approached me. Paused for 5 seconds...
By omitting (for no reason) the subject before "paused", it leads to confusion because the previous sentence was both about Naomi and "me".
FloridaMomm t1_ivxtrm7 wrote
Reply to comment by fishywiki in TIFU ... by Drinking Alcohol Two Hours After Donating Blood, then Passing Out in a Tex-Mex Restaurant Bathroom by [deleted]
Wrong wrong wrongity wrong. This is not an issue of correlation and causation being confused, it’s well established scientific fact that drinking after blood donation changes your tolerance to alcohol. For one thing you have less blood to dilute the alcohol in your system, so BAC gets higher than it normally would from the same drink. The other problem is that blood donation increases the risk of dehydration, which can lead to passing out (or a massive hangover if you drink)
FloridaMomm t1_ivxt743 wrote
Reply to TIFU ... by Drinking Alcohol Two Hours After Donating Blood, then Passing Out in a Tex-Mex Restaurant Bathroom by [deleted]
I am a frequent blood donor and my reading materials always say not to drink for 24 hours after a cycle. My FIL and his frat brothers used to donate blood and then drink (against advice) so they could get crazy wasted for cheap . It’s definitely not a great idea but people do it
ZerotheWanderer t1_ivxsu1o wrote
Reply to comment by viber_in_training in TIFU ... by Drinking Alcohol Two Hours After Donating Blood, then Passing Out in a Tex-Mex Restaurant Bathroom by [deleted]
Restaurant should have keys to every lock, but still wise to not lock the door. Not like you're thinking straight in such a situation.
Embra_ t1_ivxsj6o wrote
Reply to comment by The_Dirtiest_Doc in TIFU by getting drunk and going on the NSFW part of reddit by [deleted]
Honestly this might pay off. In text messages write about how you really really don't want them to leak those photos and you'll get the money soon, but then just send more content until they get the impression that it's a humiliation fetish of yours and are too disgusted to want to deal with you anymore.
Or they do send it and now it's worse than the single cock pic lmao
Contank t1_ivxrtb9 wrote
Reply to comment by DuePomegranate in TIFU by calling a girl Chinese by [deleted]
Read a few words infront of the part you quoted "Naomi approached me paused for 5 seconds before saying:
Herodessy t1_ivxr4wq wrote
Reply to comment by DuePomegranate in TIFU by calling a girl Chinese by [deleted]
I don't know
I give up man it's better to leave this as it is
DuePomegranate t1_ivxr21g wrote
Reply to comment by Herodessy in TIFU by calling a girl Chinese by [deleted]
Ok. What’s her last name (or family name)? It’s pretty easy to figure out someone’s ethnicity from their family name.
Herodessy t1_ivxqtpv wrote
Reply to comment by DuePomegranate in TIFU by calling a girl Chinese by [deleted]
Naomi told me she was Filipino. I don't know whether to trust John about Naomi being Chinese/Korean.
DuePomegranate t1_ivxqo32 wrote
Reply to comment by Herodessy in TIFU by calling a girl Chinese by [deleted]
Dude, WHO stopped and said “I’m not Chinese”? You or her?
What does someone being a Chinese national have to do with examples of student work?
How is it a joke to tell your friend that Naomi is a rich Chinese exchange student?
If Naomi is the one who said that she’s Filipino, then why did John say that she’s Chinese-Korean? If you’re the one who is Filipino, did you think that you had to tell Naomi that so she wouldn’t think that you’re Chinese like her?
Big_Bottom_69 t1_ivxqky2 wrote
Reply to TIFU ... by Drinking Alcohol Two Hours After Donating Blood, then Passing Out in a Tex-Mex Restaurant Bathroom by [deleted]
Once in college, I was over served margaritas at a Tex Mex restaurant. When we got to my bf's ride, which I have no memory of, I vommed in the front seat. This angered my 10-years- older date; he stopped at a gas station to clean up when inspiration struck. Dude carried me into the restroom (he must have gotten a key from the attendant) and tried to drive away. The attendant noticed, and stopped him from leaving without me. I woke up hours later on a couch in the basement of my dorm, skirt tucked into my hose. Steve, if you're reading this...don't donate blood before abandoning your unconscious date in a gas station shitter!
Herodessy t1_ivxppoe wrote
Reply to comment by DuePomegranate in TIFU by calling a girl Chinese by [deleted]
Bruh it's all pretty accurate
WhatAGoodDoggy t1_ivxoyea wrote
Reply to TIFU ... by Drinking Alcohol Two Hours After Donating Blood, then Passing Out in a Tex-Mex Restaurant Bathroom by [deleted]
I donated blood at 3pm, cycled 8 miles home an hour later and then went out for drinks because it was Christmas Eve.
BetterBrainChemBette t1_ivxjpbd wrote
Reply to comment by squrl_hat in TIFU ... by Drinking Alcohol Two Hours After Donating Blood, then Passing Out in a Tex-Mex Restaurant Bathroom by [deleted]
Well that explains the poop color after an Oreo binge.
thatCapNCrunch t1_ivxi1rh wrote
Reply to comment by MarvinLazer in TIFU ... by Drinking Alcohol Two Hours After Donating Blood, then Passing Out in a Tex-Mex Restaurant Bathroom by [deleted]
Yes, go hog wild! /s, also this isn't medical advice.
jasonsparks19 t1_ivy4icz wrote
Reply to TIFU by calling a girl Chinese by [deleted]
Is she hot?