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ifelife t1_ivxz3tl wrote

I've seen 8 hours but also know the key is to drink little alcohol the day before, if any, and eat and drink as much as you can before snd after your appointment. I have s blood disorder that requires removal of around 500mls about every three months. To make it successful and less pain i follow these rules. Plus minimal exercise or activity the day of. It really does make a difference

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DuePomegranate t1_ivxu16l wrote

Umm, you're editing what they wrote.

>... the next thing I knew Naomi approached me. Paused for 5 seconds...

By omitting (for no reason) the subject before "paused", it leads to confusion because the previous sentence was both about Naomi and "me".

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FloridaMomm t1_ivxtrm7 wrote

Wrong wrong wrongity wrong. This is not an issue of correlation and causation being confused, it’s well established scientific fact that drinking after blood donation changes your tolerance to alcohol. For one thing you have less blood to dilute the alcohol in your system, so BAC gets higher than it normally would from the same drink. The other problem is that blood donation increases the risk of dehydration, which can lead to passing out (or a massive hangover if you drink)

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Embra_ t1_ivxsj6o wrote

Honestly this might pay off. In text messages write about how you really really don't want them to leak those photos and you'll get the money soon, but then just send more content until they get the impression that it's a humiliation fetish of yours and are too disgusted to want to deal with you anymore.

Or they do send it and now it's worse than the single cock pic lmao

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DuePomegranate t1_ivxqo32 wrote

Dude, WHO stopped and said “I’m not Chinese”? You or her?

What does someone being a Chinese national have to do with examples of student work?

How is it a joke to tell your friend that Naomi is a rich Chinese exchange student?

If Naomi is the one who said that she’s Filipino, then why did John say that she’s Chinese-Korean? If you’re the one who is Filipino, did you think that you had to tell Naomi that so she wouldn’t think that you’re Chinese like her?

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Big_Bottom_69 t1_ivxqky2 wrote

Once in college, I was over served margaritas at a Tex Mex restaurant. When we got to my bf's ride, which I have no memory of, I vommed in the front seat. This angered my 10-years- older date; he stopped at a gas station to clean up when inspiration struck. Dude carried me into the restroom (he must have gotten a key from the attendant) and tried to drive away. The attendant noticed, and stopped him from leaving without me. I woke up hours later on a couch in the basement of my dorm, skirt tucked into my hose. Steve, if you're reading this...don't donate blood before abandoning your unconscious date in a gas station shitter!

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