Recent comments in /f/tifu
NakedAndAfraidFan t1_iw6q04b wrote
Why are you upset about the granny panties part? Would you rather have been wearing a thong?
[deleted] t1_iw6p7bp wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in TIFU by sexting with a blackmailer by TIFUweggooiaccountje
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TIFUweggooiaccountje OP t1_iw6p4t5 wrote
Reply to comment by misaka-8888 in TIFU by sexting with a blackmailer by TIFUweggooiaccountje
I think these reactions are the best to the scammers. The fun is gone for them and suddenly there is nothing to be gained from their side.
Gaaius t1_iw6ozvk wrote
thats why you make a newline in the text
instead of sending multiple
TIFUweggooiaccountje OP t1_iw6ozbt wrote
Reply to comment by Fire51271 in TIFU by sexting with a blackmailer by TIFUweggooiaccountje
wait? did this happen or would you have done that in my place? if it happened, what happened after you've paid them?
Wandering_To_Nowhere t1_iw6otg9 wrote
The best part of this is that your uncle just silently closed your bedroom door without saying anything
Best bet is to just ignore it and pretend that he didn't see you. If you don't bring it up, neither will he
allyouneedare6cats t1_iw6ng9r wrote
Reply to comment by Acceptable-Abalone59 in TIFU by walking out of the bathroom naked in front of my 62 year old uncle by [deleted]
Hopefully!
madmart07 t1_iw6mvlj wrote
Reply to comment by allyouneedare6cats in TIFU by walking out of the bathroom naked in front of my 62 year old uncle by [deleted]
Yep t20 wc has been huge. Pretty sure he missed the boobs. Heard some commotion and shut your door so that he can focus back on the match.
You are safe😁
floreality OP t1_iw6mc4j wrote
Reply to comment by palegate in TIFU by informing my SO that I didn't arrive home safely. by floreality
I'm a sarcastic individual and I'd like to think that, in the universe in which I wasn't okay, I texted him that and then promptly lost consciousness
Minothor t1_iw6lui9 wrote
Reply to comment by allyouneedare6cats in TIFU by walking out of the bathroom naked in front of my 62 year old uncle by [deleted]
Just putting this out there, but if he's 62, and from the sounds of it, hasn't had a long term partner that the family has mentioned before...
He might not be into tits either, yours or anyone else's.
Acceptable-Abalone59 t1_iw6lftz wrote
Reply to comment by allyouneedare6cats in TIFU by walking out of the bathroom naked in front of my 62 year old uncle by [deleted]
Maybe boobs have never been his thing
palegate t1_iw6l8rd wrote
"-It's okay, I'm glad you made it home safe
---as it turns out i did not"
If a person had the wits about them to come out with that answer, I'd be more amused than worried.
allyouneedare6cats t1_iw6k7lh wrote
Reply to comment by madmart07 in TIFU by walking out of the bathroom naked in front of my 62 year old uncle by [deleted]
Not sure about that, he generally doesn't have a favourite team, he just really likes watching cricket. Tho it was the T20 World Cup.
allyouneedare6cats t1_iw6jygy wrote
Reply to comment by YeetusTheMediocre in TIFU by walking out of the bathroom naked in front of my 62 year old uncle by [deleted]
Well... He's unmarried, never had a partner in his lifetime. Most boobies he's seen are either on the Internet, or maybe from prostitutes (tho slim chance for the latter)
madmart07 t1_iw6jv1b wrote
Very important detail, who was playing who in the match?
I wouldn't have noticed if my team was playing lol
YeetusTheMediocre t1_iw6j0v5 wrote
Maybe not much comfort. But I don't think it's your uncles first time to see tits. And I believe that he wouldn't be too interested in yours.
allyouneedare6cats t1_iw6g8to wrote
Reply to comment by Rodnas1992 in TIFU by walking out of the bathroom naked in front of my 62 year old uncle by [deleted]
I know, I know, no worries
Rodnas1992 t1_iw6g6yf wrote
Reply to comment by allyouneedare6cats in TIFU by walking out of the bathroom naked in front of my 62 year old uncle by [deleted]
Was just a joke
allyouneedare6cats t1_iw6g4cr wrote
Reply to comment by Rodnas1992 in TIFU by walking out of the bathroom naked in front of my 62 year old uncle by [deleted]
...I'm still going to convince myself he didn't see anything, for the sake of my sanity.
floreality OP t1_iw6firc wrote
Reply to comment by DLBaker in TIFU by informing my SO that I didn't arrive home safely. by floreality
It was over an Internet-based messaging service, it was more likely the transition from data to WiFi that caused issues, lol
floreality OP t1_iw6feil wrote
Reply to comment by Kooky_Canthisitta in TIFU by informing my SO that I didn't arrive home safely. by floreality
LMAO imagine if they'd sent in reverse though!!
ON OUR WAY
but just fyi
WE'RE FUCKING
DLBaker t1_iw6fdi5 wrote
We have had phne issues for months where messages take hours or days to send / receive. You might have had something similar happen.
Rodnas1992 t1_iw6fakw wrote
Well let's say that if he did saw something, that water motor wasn't the only thing to get turned on...
Kooky_Canthisitta t1_iw6esd5 wrote
LOL glad you were okay after all!! This reminds me of a post I saw awhile back (can’t remember where sadly) of someone’s 3 person group chat that was something like:
Person 1: where are you guys??
Person 2: WE’RE FUCKING
Person 2: ON OUR WAY [this message failed to send]
Person 1: you’re doing what????
Edit: formatting
Whyzocker t1_iw6qorr wrote
Reply to TIFU by informing my SO that I didn't arrive home safely. by floreality
One more reason to not send what's supposed to be 1 message in multiple disconnected chunks.
On an unrelated side note I knew a person who would write everything basically 2 words at a time. Fucking infuriating