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Ah yes, the "two conversations in one thread" phenomenon.

While you respond to one text, the other person responds to a different text or starts a different topic. So you have two parallel conversations going on. Gets confusing but you gotta pay attention and fill in the blanks what the other person is replying to.

Looking at your profile, I’m guessing this story was made up

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“Gross Jesus” my new favorite phrase

..... Nasty

Unless you plastic wrap it first, gotta stay hygenic yknow?

The worst part of the story is the fact that she used her parents’ sex toys. 🤮

Dear beloved It is with my deepest condolences and a bit of blood in my mouth that I write to you now, to inform you that I am in fact not safely within my abode, but rather curled up in a ditch just off I95. You need not come to my rescue, as the mud here is actually quite comfortable and the homeless vagrants are good company. From your favorite corpse to be, Susan

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Using someone else's sex Toys is just Gross Jesus

At least it's not just a story made up by some random pornster.

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Dear Penthouse…

Sorry we're late, his penis got stuck in my mouth

This. It happens all the time. They're not going to care about $80, but if you're worried about it, you can call them and say you do recall now that the charges were from you.

Same effect, gotta rotate the error codes so the id-10-ts don't catch on.

I like PICNIC better. Problem In Chair, Not In Computer.

Ya I have the attention span of a goldfish. I don't remember when I just told someone a story. They look at me weird when I tell them again. Is that not normal? Lol

Not embarrassed by them, added that detail for comedic effect

Got my 5th Covid shot (Bivalent booster) and Flu shot on Thursday. Felt generally icky/tired Friday and had a sore arm. Overall doing ok. Took some acetametaphin which helped. This round was the least amount of side effects I’ve had from covid vaccines. I never had anything more than an achy arm from flu vaccine. My original intent was to also get a shingles vaccine at the same time, but my provider requires an appointment for that one, so I have to go back in a week since they didn’t have any openings that day.

Probably complaining on the r/CricketShitpost about the whole incident even as we sit here...

Upside he clearly didn't want you to be embarrassed and isn't a creeper since he shut your door for you. I wouldn't worry about it. If you don't bring it up he probably won't either.

Probably not his first time seeing a naked family member.

If it makes you feel better I have had five nieces stay in my house while they went to University, I have 23 nephews and nieces total and 7 went to the uni near our home and stayed with us to save money, and I've seen four of them naked at some point in similar fashion and it's not a big deal. Don't feel embarrassed, it's just skin. You are probably more embarrassed and overthinking it than it warrants. Chances are he doesn't see you as a sexual being anyways and just his niece.

Tip: use a messaging app like Signal that timestamps messages based on when they’re sent, not when they’re received.