Thank you! I’m trying not to dwell but being the person that did it today, it’s going to be on my mind for a few days at least.

As someone who worked at an automatic car wash for a summer, the employees have probably seen worse. And any damage to the wash will presumably be covered by their own insurance.

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Bro... if this is your big fuck up, you're doing good

Omg... so did I!!! 😂

I may just start ending all my emails and letters with that last line “from your favorite corpse to be, jellyfishgod”

Aww in glad you're partner didn't give you hell for it. That's love. Don't sweat the petty things, and don't pet the sweaty things. It'll be okay, feel better🥰

omg what country is that? i would love to live in such a body-positive place

I was a car wash manager years ago. This happens once or twice a year in a busy car wash. We used bags of salt as a ramp to get the car back in the track.

This is dum.

Okay if you can text you are likely not lying in a ditch. Maybe this checking in when you leave work and when you arrive home is a bit too under the microscope. People work in dangerous jobs and don’t feel the need to constantly contact their SO. You can stop for groceries, get a drink or visit a friend on the way home without checking in with your SO. I don’t think it’s healthy to feel the need to account for every minute. This is going to get old.

It's ok. Things like this happen. At least your partner is understanding. Hope your day gets better, friend.

No real update. The person didn't reply anymore and I haven't gotten any weird messages from people on insta saying they received anything. So all in all I believe nothing was send.

But I matched with someone on the same dating app today and the conversation started much the same way and I immediately recognized the writing style and response times. Also again making use of stolen pictures and I just reported and blocked the account after telling them revenge porn is getting heavily charged.

That’s good! Thank Hod you didn’t make the same mistake again!

—- indeed, my Goodman, I am currently in a state similar to the Queen’s uneaten oatmeal!

Thank you! Yeah I probably could have and should have seen the red flags from the beginning, but my horny lizard brain took over. Funny thing is that today I matched with someone and the conversation started the same way so I recognized it immediately and reported the account.

Legit read this in the voice of Lazlo from What We Do In The Shadows lmao

I took my phone into my adult son's room to share why I was laughing so hard I scared the cats. I had him laughing as well. So great. So many golden comments.

Much obliged lmao this is the digital era!

Thank you, OP, for setting off this solid gold thread. It's been months since I laughed until I cried. So freaking cathartic. 🤣

We'd have to find a good app. I don't use iPhone.

Sorta fail to see how this is a fuck up. Unless the blue S badge means sarcasm? This is a NBD.

Damn, texts every time you are going somewhere and arriving somewhere? Maybe just turn on location sharing so you can check in if you feel like it?

This is a pointless story

My friend does this. Usually chat over facebook messenger, and she likes to tell me these long stories about what happened to her at work, etc. She likes to send them a sentence at a time. I usually don't care, but if I'm listening to a podcast it pauses every five seconds until she gets her thought out.