That's crazy omg. 💀💀 I am touching any glue ever I swear. Thank God, nothing serious happened.

You definitely raped your friend.

A. Look at the blessing in disguise. Now everyone knows and you need not harbor the secret any longer. Of course complications will arise because of it. But at least one thing you can leave behind. B. Not much of an accepting friend if you comforted him (women use this method, too), and put your feelings out there, for him to react in such a manner. Feelings or not, good riddance.

Chin up!

How did one thing lead to another? You're being vague but it's the most important part of the story: it'll be related to why you're being treated the way you are now.

Wait though... were talking about consensual sex right? I don’t see why that makes OP the bad guy like some people are saying. Based on what you said you didn’t actively sabotage his relationship with the ex and only you know if you did anything predatory but you didn’t say that you did. As a straight man I’ve gotten drunk af with best friends after breaks ups and one thing never led to another. Sure as far as I know my friends aren’t gay but even if they were I wouldn’t end up f-ing them the day after a break up.

Am I missing something?

Yeah ngl, regardless of whether you meant to or not, I can imagine your friend would feel pretty taken advantage of in this situation. Doesn't mean you should've been outed, but jeez that's a dick move. Hope you learn from it.

No one deserves being outed. Period. However, you were incredibly insensitive to interfere with your friend's grieving period. No matter how difficult his ex was, he cared for her and she left him. Being the one left behind is devistating, and your time together should have been all about him and his feelings about his situation.

If you ever find yourself in this situation again, don't have sex with the person, and don't confess your feelings to them. Give them time to work through their own stuff. It's what a true friend would do.

me and my girl both have androids.

as you can imagine, this makes for really chaotic texting especially since we both have insanely fast brains that can't stay on topic.

most of the time though, i'm just happy to be talking to her even if it doesn't make sense

i had that happen but opposite. someone would send me something and it'd be timestamped earlier than it actually was, so it looked like we were kinda time travelling over text

not I95 lmaooo

This is so scary. Happened to me once but with bleach toilet cleaner. It burned so bad I felt like someone stabbed my eyeball out. Was so terrified I was going to go blind I was crying hysterically and my mom and dad just laughed and said to rinse.

Anyways I’m fine now

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While I’m glad I’m not the only one, I do hope Kim is feeling better and moved on from this type of event

Yes it sure is. I will definitely check it out, I think I've heard of it before.

I did not know, I imagine it’s somewhere in the bowels of YouTube?

If you have not, checking out Orville is worth it, another space comedy

Yes! Did you know they actually did a pilot once for an American version? It was awful!

Rimmers world always gives me a giggle.

And the double Polaroid haha

It's one of my favorites and I have like 7 seasons on Google TV. This episode is Psirens. Just watched it last night lol. Always love meeting other Dwarfers.

The black adder quote is made up, because I knew I had heard this on a show somewhere, and google was not yielding any results for “killed write blood kidney skit”

Thank you for telling me where I had this joke in my head from. Damn Red Dwarf was good

Do any of the pictures or videos have your junk + face showing or identifying stuff? If its just a dick picture not showing anything else I wouldn't care.

There is almost an identical conversation in Red Dwarf.

Cat: "What I don't understand is why he went through the trouble of using his kidney as a full stop.."

Rimmer: "I don't think he meant to do that, it probably just..ploped out"

Hasn't gotten old for the past year and a half! I understand and appreciate the concern, but honestly, if I forget to send the text SO usually assumes I forgot or fell asleep or something. It's just a little routine lol. The issue was that I said things were not okay

Oh, Kim, is that you?

Seeing /r/idiotsincars, it helps a little, but always hoped that I never end up there. Can’t say that after today!

Thank you! Trying for sure, it happened today and being in the driver seat, it will hurt for a few days at least