Recent comments in /f/tifu
THE_ORIGAL t1_iwcen69 wrote
Reply to comment by ByakuyaKuchiki6th in TIFU by not getting back with my EX when I had the chance! by Longjumping_Chair639
I approve.
GoldenV1nes t1_iwcdeu9 wrote
Sounds like you are an asshole. People like you never change. This girl deserves the world you deserve to be lonely forever.
slt125 OP t1_iwcckia wrote
Reply to comment by WeNeedToTalkAboutMe in TIFU by showering my eyes with crazy glue by slt125
I’m usually really diligent with eye protection, actually. We live in the bush so medical attention isn’t close. Chainsawing, chopping firewood, even when I go to collect eggs from the chickens I’m cognizant that those prehistoric creatures could ruin my eyes with one peck. Clearly I underestimated the power of the ol’ cRaZY glue!
slt125 OP t1_iwcc711 wrote
Reply to comment by Oxcraft30 in TIFU by showering my eyes with crazy glue by slt125
Husband said the same thing 😆
slt125 OP t1_iwcc3j8 wrote
Reply to comment by NotSoAccomplishedEmu in TIFU by showering my eyes with crazy glue by slt125
That is terrifying. Hope your vision returned?
slt125 OP t1_iwcbyqk wrote
Reply to comment by simcityfan12601 in TIFU by showering my eyes with crazy glue by slt125
I’m considering Lasik - mind sharing your experience?
WeNeedToTalkAboutMe t1_iwcbygl wrote
Reply to TIFU by showering my eyes with crazy glue by slt125
Let this be a lesson: when using ANY kind of household chemical, wear eye protection.
Shit, I put on my shooting range glasses when I Windex my mirrors, because I've gotten backspray in my eyes and let me tell you, plain blue Windex stings like a mofo.
slt125 OP t1_iwcbw0d wrote
Reply to comment by Dumpythefrog in TIFU by showering my eyes with crazy glue by slt125
Ugh! I feel your pain! Glad you are ok!
Daden_27 t1_iwcbbr5 wrote
Ive been there man but you're still young, you'll find other women you share a connection with. And not rub salt in the wound but it's a good thing you realize this was your fault once you realize your own behavior is problematic you can work to change it, I would recommend you really reflect on yourself and the person you are and ask what else you'd want to change about yourself that is the only way you can grow as person and become the man that you're supposed to be. Pain is the best teacher and regret is a close second now let go of the anger and work on bettering yourself so you'll be ready for the next relationship you find yourself in. Last piece of advice let this girl go, no matter what your heart tells you leave her alone. If the future bring you guys back together than it'll have to be her decision trying to force it or wait out her relationship is only going to prevent you from moving on an finding your true happiniess
Cle3nfr33k t1_iwca5v6 wrote
You're young so as for being the love of your life I'm not sure this is it BUT I will say yeah this is on you. You treated her horribly and people aren't something you can pick up when it suits and drop. You listened to everyone else. On you. You chose your actions. Let the poor girl be. She deserves to be happy and with someone happy and not indecisive as fuck about what he wants.
kitty2167 t1_iwc9mrf wrote
Good. I hope this new guy treats her great and that you have just learned a valuable lesson on love, and allowing others to dictate your love life. I hope she's very happy and that you didn't cause her too much heart break.
Swimming_Gur8912 t1_iwc8fbl wrote
Reply to TIFU by showering my eyes with crazy glue by slt125
Omg I’m so thankful you are ok.
Atiggerx33 t1_iwc6xx8 wrote
Reply to comment by Dumpythefrog in TIFU by showering my eyes with crazy glue by slt125
Accidentally sprayed wasp killer in my eyes once. It's truly terrifying until you realize you aren't going blind.
Fit_Dad_74 t1_iwc69ik wrote
Good for her.
Also, get better friends.
MJGM235 t1_iwc485k wrote
Your friends and family are not you, they aren't living YOUR life. Their opinions are really meaningless in the long run. Life is short, do what makes YOU happy.
KnightOfPeronia t1_iwc1pzq wrote
Reply to comment by freebat23 in TIFU by informing my SO that I didn't arrive home safely. by floreality
Before most social media added the reply feature, I used to copy the message I wanted to respond, and then add a /// to separate my answer. So it would be "[original message] /// [my answer]". Good thing we can reply on most apps nowadays — it's so vital for us fast-brainers.
Just putting this out in case you don't know the trick :)
fox76589 t1_iwc1ey1 wrote
You’re 19- you’ve not met all the people you’re going to love yet. Take some time to do some growing up, maybe get better people who are less judgemental around you and move forward with your life
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Exotic-Apartment-394 t1_iwbw5x8 wrote
No you didnt.
Squigglepig52 t1_iwbvr3t wrote
Reply to TIFU by showering my eyes with crazy glue by slt125
I was on teh phone, long distance, with a friend. In the background, I hear his daughter yell "Jimmy glued his mouth shut!"
"Gotta go, bye!"
lkeels t1_iwbv9zq wrote
Reply to TIFU by crashing a car wash by yuliwen
You're not even supposed to have your hands on the wheel at all.
freecain t1_iwbv71k wrote
Refers to women as "Female" hangs out with guys who call someone's girlfriend ugly to their face, broke up with a girl because of how attractive he thought other people found her, broke up with again because someone else thought she was weird.... Whoa, future incel here.
IanFoxOfficial t1_iwchlu2 wrote
Reply to TIFU by not getting back with my EX when I had the chance! by Longjumping_Chair639
Good for her she didn't let her tossed around like that.
Jezus Christ....