Recent comments in /f/tifu
Good_Smile t1_iwfxefu wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in TIFU because I didn't dance with my crush at prom by NewAgeRetroNerd
Why?
AioliNo1327 t1_iwfxdbw wrote
Reply to comment by jontheterrible in TIFU by trying to get back my vibrator by troubled_stranger
Having had teenagers I would rather they use a vibrator to explore their body than fall pregnant or catch a disease
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IanFoxOfficial t1_iwfvr8s wrote
Reply to comment by Theo446_Z in TIFU by trying to get back my vibrator by troubled_stranger
euh. The mother invaded her privacy and went full blast because of a person being sexually active solo? And then called the grandparents to try to shame her further.
And all you say is "forget it"?
NO. That is NOT the answer. This family is just toxic.
IanFoxOfficial t1_iwfvg5y wrote
You didn't FU. Your mom/Family did.
[deleted] t1_iwfu5my wrote
Reply to TIFU by showering my eyes with crazy glue by slt125
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trikristmas t1_iwftthy wrote
Reply to comment by zialucina in TIFU by not getting back with my EX when I had the chance! by Longjumping_Chair639
Every police report says, a 6 foot male suspect... What do you mean you don't hear it much? Like this very post here, it said male and female and you were instantly triggered about the female aspect only. It was such a brief mention of identification. You say you're not talking about mxx, fxx, that's the only mention that this post had about it in its entirety. Problem is, I constantly see other women write posts and use the term female themselves who aren't bothered by it either. That dehumanisation part, do people writing it realise themselves they are doing that or is it just people like you who find it dehumanising? You're just saying every time someone uses the term they are being purposely dehumanising, nah I think they are just using words to communicate and you are the one saying they are being dehumanising.
Skydiver818 t1_iwftehf wrote
Sometimes you should just stop thinking and ask.... What's the worse that could happen? She'd say "no I don't wanna dance with you"... Or maybe she'd say something so rude that you'd become sad for days...( I don't think she'd be so rude to you, there's no valid reason)... And you'd feel sad, and broken, and maybe lose a 'friend'... What else? And on the other hand you could learn how to break your own boundaries and how to overcome social anxiety. And maybe you could learn how to deal with rejection!! I'm not a very social guy but trust me, I tried this and still try things like these. I was anxious and neurotic as hell some years ago. Even today, I'd tremble inside in some situations. But pushing yourself sometimes... It helps, really!!
[deleted] t1_iwft2gv wrote
Reply to comment by WeReallyOutHere10 in TIFU because I didn't dance with my crush at prom by NewAgeRetroNerd
sorry but no its not.
[deleted] t1_iwfs6ha wrote
thats a creative way to advertise your OF i give you that.
BoringCrow3742 t1_iwfr4sv wrote
Reply to comment by slt125 in TIFU by showering my eyes with crazy glue by slt125
they peel the front of your eyeballs off with a vegomatic razor apparitus slicer, laser the inside of the eyeball, and blue the front of the eyeball back on when done.
i saw it on "how its made", the poor bastard was awake for it with his head secured in a bolted halo. NOOOOPE. i really dont mind glasses.
sandeejs t1_iwfksmb wrote
Reply to comment by ASK_IF_IM_PENGUIN in TIFU by not giving my house a once over before inviting company by Hot_Comparison_2657
And why was it sparkly?
EtherealPlagued t1_iwfj8h6 wrote
Reply to comment by simcityfan12601 in TIFU by showering my eyes with crazy glue by slt125
Same with my bf, I kept trying to urge him towards PRK instead but no dice. Now he’s got constant dry eye and his vision is much worse than when he originally had glasses. Plus they’re extremely sensitive to light and wind.
ryanhiga2019 t1_iwfisnw wrote
Reply to TIFU Big time by i_hate_myself59
That’s why we join r/pornfree young man
Hot_Comparison_2657 OP t1_iwfgrp5 wrote
Reply to comment by ASK_IF_IM_PENGUIN in TIFU by not giving my house a once over before inviting company by Hot_Comparison_2657
I THOUGHT I put it back because I rarely use it only for pic purposes and when I went to find it prior to this I couldn't
Throwaway4545232 t1_iwfgh9g wrote
Reply to comment by ASK_IF_IM_PENGUIN in TIFU by not giving my house a once over before inviting company by Hot_Comparison_2657
There’s two ways. One of which is a more serious problem
ASK_IF_IM_PENGUIN t1_iwfg209 wrote
Question...
How do you lose a buttplug?
SaltMarshGoblin t1_iwffoxr wrote
If he ever mentions it, say it's the chew toy a friend's dog left behind...
jontheterrible t1_iwfffrc wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in TIFU by trying to get back my vibrator by troubled_stranger
I wasn't necessarily referring to sex education, just dealing with teens, in general, can be difficult regardless of the topic.
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[deleted] t1_iwfedc5 wrote
Reply to comment by Smirnus in TIFU by trying to get back my vibrator by troubled_stranger
Imagine thinking that masturbation and owning a sex toy are bad things, lmao.
Also, yikes at "Teens shouldn't expect any privacy while living with their parents". Boundaries must be established, for both parties. Everyone needs privacy and the comfort of their own space.
This is why everyone should legally have to go to therapy before having children, because holy shit this is an insane take.
[deleted] t1_iwfe4zl wrote
Reply to comment by jontheterrible in TIFU by trying to get back my vibrator by troubled_stranger
I'm... not sure what's difficult about this? Why not give proper sex education to your children and admit that they grow up and can have the same wants/needs as other people?
I don't see what's so wrong about a person who's in the middle of discovering their sexuality getting a dildo.
gladeye t1_iwfc32x wrote
You need to get out of there. Your mom is extremely insensitive and not healthy for you.
_TheNecromancer13 t1_iwfbyvv wrote
Tell your mom that by taking away your vibe she has forced you to turn to the local sex offender registry in order to satisfy your urges.
Parttime-Princess t1_iwfxp5e wrote
Reply to comment by mentat70 in TIFU by trying to get back my vibrator by troubled_stranger
That's called EQ funnily enough