Recent comments in /f/tifu
wraith1221 t1_iwgo5y4 wrote
Reply to comment by Smirnus in TIFU by trying to get back my vibrator by troubled_stranger
Do you have a tinfoil hat?
reevelainen t1_iwgnppb wrote
She's your crush, then you were crushed because you didn't get the dance. But now, you just have to get your shit together and show your feelings to her. I'm sure you 'll crush it, and everything goes well! (English is wierd. I'm a finnish person myself.)
AholeBrock t1_iwgms88 wrote
Take her TV and hide it because you are afraid she might be mentally masterbating with fox news.
GunasInFlux t1_iwgln96 wrote
Reply to comment by Im-a_fuck-up in TIFU by running away when a girl made the first move by Im-a_fuck-up
Don’t talk about yourself so negatively, my man. This interaction didn’t go super well. But, she waiting for you outside the bathroom. She saw you didn’t know what to do and was kind enough to see beyond that to the person you are underneath. If you tell yourself, “I’m oblivious. I’ll fuck up again in the future. I am no good,” you best believe those things will be true, but only because you believe them. Start telling yourself things that you want to be true. “When I fuck up, I know I can recover. I am not bound to fuck up. I am learning, growing, and deserving of peace and love. Success is within my reach. I am not where I want to be, but I can work to get myself there.” Simple affirmations that may feel like “lies” at first but in reality can be and will be true IF you start to believe them. Our personal identities are mostly the stories we tell ourselves about ourselves about our lives. Start telling yourself a better story. You are worthy of self confidence, peace, joy, and love. But you will only have those things when you believe they’re possible for you. You got this.
Damerman t1_iwgisq7 wrote
Why would your mom involve your grand parents? Sounds like your mom got ahead of herself and didn’t really know how to handle the situation. She was uncomfortable with it and she had a knee jerk reaction. If u weren’t doing this, you would be doing more dangerous things to appease ur hormones.
GoNoMu t1_iwgipaf wrote
Reply to comment by Smirnus in TIFU by trying to get back my vibrator by troubled_stranger
Nono, it actually is lol
Im-a_fuck-up OP t1_iwgioon wrote
Reply to comment by ixramuffin in TIFU by running away when a girl made the first move by Im-a_fuck-up
Probably lol
ixramuffin t1_iwgils7 wrote
Reply to comment by Im-a_fuck-up in TIFU by running away when a girl made the first move by Im-a_fuck-up
It's not complicated, you're just bad at communicating
Chadians t1_iwgib2n wrote
so you hate your mom because she took away a sex toy while you are still a child living under her roof and under her rules and she is a good enough mother to let you be in her house AND she is feeding you and keeping you clothed but you hate her because she took away your sex you. Ok.
CommunicationEast623 t1_iwghhzu wrote
I mean, it is funny from the outside, I am not going to lie, but being scared of something new is normal and sometimes being scared makes you act outside of who you are.
I hope she understood you were just scared, not rejecting her in a brutal way
HOLDGMEBROTHERS t1_iwggxql wrote
This just made my day, very cute. It happens to the best of us man. Good luck with everything!
TheRealPequod t1_iwggqyf wrote
Reply to comment by MakuNagetto in TIFU by trying to get back my vibrator by troubled_stranger
Honestly, this fool is deranged and the lack of privacy they were given as a child shows
PsychologicalFan9269 t1_iwggi42 wrote
get another vibrator bro u have hormones and sexual fantasies too not just adults
mszuch t1_iwgesdn wrote
Talk about traumatizing.
[deleted] t1_iwgch2e wrote
Reply to comment by jontheterrible in TIFU by trying to get back my vibrator by troubled_stranger
Sorry for going off on a rant, I completely misunderstood what you meant.
I_Thot_So t1_iwgasic wrote
Reply to comment by AcrobaticSource3 in TIFU by trying to get back my vibrator by troubled_stranger
Do you think teenagers only wear outrageously trendy clothing? Or that moms in their 40’s can’t wear cool things? Or maybe she just wanted a tshirt.
Her mom is toxic AF, but she’s not elderly.
MakuNagetto t1_iwgaitu wrote
Reply to comment by Smirnus in TIFU by trying to get back my vibrator by troubled_stranger
>Adults are always being monitored for good and bad. Privacy doesn't exist in the modern world. Everything we communicate electronically is subject to illegal spying that still continues even after Snowden's exposure.
Are you seriously comparing one's digital footprint with whether or not a teenager has a right to privacy?
I'm not gonna keep arguing in good faith. That's some ridiculously fucked up whataboutism.
trikristmas t1_iwg9d4y wrote
Reply to comment by shorterthanyou15 in TIFU by not getting back with my EX when I had the chance! by Longjumping_Chair639
Yeah I know that sub. You'd only visit that sub if your intention is to feel offended. That's not part of my life experience any other time. I wouldn't get offended by simply using the term male or female in a generic context, but hey anyone is welcome to be offended by whatever. Doesn't mean everyone will agree to conform to that.
Smirnus t1_iwg90s9 wrote
Reply to comment by MakuNagetto in TIFU by trying to get back my vibrator by troubled_stranger
Adults are always being monitored for good and bad. Privacy doesn't exist in the modern world. Everything we communicate electronically is subject to illegal spying that still continues even after Snowden's exposure.
Freaking out at your offspring at the discovery of anything unexpected isn't the move. Mom may be pissed because her child may be having more orgasms than she is. I'd be more concerned about finding pregnancy tests.
Western-Ad-4414 t1_iwg9006 wrote
There is no fu in this post. You got some work to do. In the future you will be better. No worries and congrats.
HighOnGoofballs t1_iwg8td2 wrote
Reply to comment by Im-a_fuck-up in TIFU by running away when a girl made the first move by Im-a_fuck-up
So there is no FU since it all worked out
togocann49 t1_iwg8qrf wrote
Reply to comment by Im-a_fuck-up in TIFU by running away when a girl made the first move by Im-a_fuck-up
With experience, you often gain wisdom. Even if you’re oblivious, you’ll likely be less less oblivious as you gain experience/wisdom. PS-I’m the oblivious type too, so I’m speaking of how things went for me as I got older
Im-a_fuck-up OP t1_iwg8mz2 wrote
Reply to comment by HighOnGoofballs in TIFU by running away when a girl made the first move by Im-a_fuck-up
Oh no I already took my shot she's my girlfriend now lol. Well I guess we're still sort of unofficial it's complicated.
HighOnGoofballs t1_iwg8kbb wrote
If she waited for you then you still have a shot
troubled_stranger OP t1_iwgoa1v wrote
Reply to comment by Chadians in TIFU by trying to get back my vibrator by troubled_stranger
That is not the full story and please dont assume things about me and my family. There were many things that led up to me hating her completely and this was the incident where i finally snapped at her instead of bottling up emotions. She just wasnt meant to be a mother and shouldve probably worked past her own trauma first.