I’m F23, and I like romantic gestures too. However, I won’t disagree that some gestures can be a bit cheesy. This idea is sweet don’t get me wrong, but it’s a bit corny. Some people really like cheesy though! While I think this could be a good idea if OP’s crush enjoys things like this, I would personally cringe. I think OP should ask their crush to be their date for the next dance and make up for the lack of dancing together there

This is way too wholesome for Reddit

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The only things you know about me, O.P. or O.P.'s mom are what are posted here, which may or may not be complete truth. You get a different perspective when you are responsible for others that don't have the same sense of responsibility.

Pretend nothing. Click on someone's username, click on View Profile, click on comments, scroll down. Homie got in shape, makes his uncircumcised piece look bigger, good on him.

You're be gonna in real big shit when cat that goes missing "where's fluffy..? The American..."

My mom does this too after she lost weight. I’m also in my teens and she had me in her late thirties. I really dislike it and I have a new lock to put on my door but I can’t find the electric screwdriver.

Not so much "lost" in translation as we all know very well what it means...

I am British, and I have a few Hungarian friends.

As ever when meeting people from different cultures, we learned some of their swear words, re-appropriated them, and now use a particular word as a replacement for "cheers!" when out drinking.

The word we've been shouting enthusiastically is "Tagezi!". Which apparently means "[you] piece of cum!".

This is exactly what I was going to say. At this point she knows of his social anxiety. If she saw him do this she would know she is so special to him he is willing to be uncomfortable. Plus being goofy always works more then the macho arrogant approach.

Ngl Chris Hansen. Lmfao. The only one I remember was when the person was asked. " why did u bring a 6 pack of beer and condoms. While she was "making cookies"

You got this!! It’s totally normal to feel nervous or scared to admit to your crush that you like them! It’s even scarier when you’re unsure of how the other person feels. I would say that it’s better to die regretting than not knowing, so go for it! You never know, she may be feeling the same exact way but is nervous to tell you too :)

Ok, to be safe; you might want to hold off on the "Polish the Bishop" jokes...

I think to lift the curse you have to go down on a Polish woman, then look up and tell her you eat cats.

Please report back with your findings.

hopefully u get back... at this i get a thought did ur mom find out abt it before and she was finding it in the cupboard. and maybe she might use it?

Or that you were saying they were a wimp, and you’re hungry.

Hungry for what, I have no idea…

I find it funny you mom is like “you’re not mature enough for this! Now hold on while I get my parents to parent you how I couldn’t in this situation”

My daughter asked for one from her mother. Said she was having urges or feelings. We've been open and honest with her all along. Her mother's, my wife, spoke to me about it in private and we both agreed that it was fine and healthy and her mother went and purchased one for her. I can't imagine how many teen pregnancies could have been avoided by having open minded parents.

Sounds like your mom is gonna have a fun week with her vibrator

Pretending you found their nudes doesn't put you in a better light buddy

Confederated Products! A different company a different caliber of product!

If you youtube'd the phone call with your Granny you would probably make enough for college.

That Amway gag was so funny, though.

She shouts because wrong, she is probably used to getting her way by shouting others into submission, because even if she's wrong if she's the most aggressive and you comply she feels like she's won

It's outside of the mums control, therefore bad

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