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MrNoOne195 t1_iwhnp0z wrote
If you want to abuse someone say "tea who you yeah bunny" it will come out as "Ty chuju jebany" which means "you fucking dick". Multiple profanities are probably only good aspect of polish language.
sukuii t1_iwhn9u0 wrote
Reply to comment by GanacheWeak6896 in TIFU by trying to get back my vibrator by troubled_stranger
Which is why I'm suggesting she involves a responsible 3rd party, either her grandmother, mediator or psychologist in case I didn't make that clear enough. I certainly don't wanna encourage OP to make decisions on her own
Coreus88 t1_iwhmd8g wrote
Thats alright, i once told a few people i needed to pee when I meant I needed to go home. Tagalog language "Umuwi" is to go home, "Umihi" is to pee. I said "Kailangan Naming Umihi" rather than "Kailangan Naming Umuwi"
dead-vernon t1_iwhluc9 wrote
suspended account.
andrewdroid t1_iwhln7n wrote
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Thinking about it, its not far from Hungarians to simply say something similar instead of cheers while drinking. If its an especially good night, people quickly get hung upon some word or expressio and that kinda will replace cheers lol.
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maggotshero t1_iwhjun4 wrote
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Can I ask how old you are? Because you sound like you're early teenage years. Learn this lesson now: LEARN TO COMMUNICATE.
Pwydde t1_iwhj7ri wrote
My ex and I were on a road trip through Appalachia many years ago. We stopped at a diner for a pick-me-up. In our bland upper mid-west accent, we ordered two coffees and some French fried potatoes. It went like this:
Me: “Two coffees and a plate of fries, please.”
Waitress: “A plate of fries?”
Me: “Yes. A plate of fries.”
Waitress pours the coffee and goes to put the order in. She returns minutes later with a scoop of white rice on a saucer. Ex and I look at it, then up at waitress in confusion.
She repeats our order “plate of raahss.” Sounded exactly like “plate uh fries”. I said it again with decent annunciation. We laughed and got on the same page.
I had swallowed the “f” in “of”. Then there was the difference between midwestern and southern vowel sounds.
[deleted] OP t1_iwhi4rj wrote
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dark_fairy_skies t1_iwhh024 wrote
Reply to comment by DarthArtero in TIFU by telling Polish soldiers that I eat pussy with absolutely zero context by [deleted]
I have a friend who went on holiday to Poland, found some Polish squaddies to drink with, and ended the night licking one of their testicles for a bet. 10/10 would revisit.
username2468_memes t1_iwhgev5 wrote
if you like the lumineers you don't deserve love
Budasaur89 t1_iwhg0zx wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in TIFU by telling Polish soldiers that I eat pussy with absolutely zero context by [deleted]
saying everyone has sinned or everyone is guilty just waters down the point. it's a coping mechanism used to (not purposefully) rationalize the, again, heinous behavior. Countries are not guilty. Individual people are. And there were thousands of individual monsters in Poland. Go learn, I'm sure they will happily deny or ignore it. This wasn't that long ago, this was based on pure demonic hatred and blood-lust or something worse.
publicanofbatch20 t1_iwhfrpv wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in TIFU by telling Polish soldiers that I eat pussy with absolutely zero context by [deleted]
Just say you’re Shane Dawson and it’ll work out
[deleted] OP t1_iwhet7a wrote
Reply to comment by Budasaur89 in TIFU by telling Polish soldiers that I eat pussy with absolutely zero context by [deleted]
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Budasaur89 t1_iwhdvbm wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in TIFU by telling Polish soldiers that I eat pussy with absolutely zero context by [deleted]
nope, go learn the history. It wasnt just one or a few people. It is what it is. and it was heinous. Go actually take just a few minutes to look for yourself.
troubled_stranger OP t1_iwhdlf7 wrote
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She usually calls to tattle when things dont go her way so im not surprised. Plus i also said some concerning things involving my mental state. From her reactiom at the time, she didnt care at all and just called my granny to make sure i wasnt free from her control one way or another
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MakuNagetto t1_iwhd0qw wrote
Reply to comment by wegbauer in TIFU by trying to get back my vibrator by troubled_stranger
TIL: I have nudes on the internet and I should be ashamed of them (no I don't, and no I shouldn't).
I did not realise to what extent this man is damaged. The second insinuation is that he has a big peepee, so small peepees are inferior, therefore he's not inferior. Betcha he scrolled my posts to determine whether I'm male first.
If you have a look at other posts in the thread, he's trying to die on a lot of hills simultaneously. Even responded to another post of mine, LOL.
Holy shit, not what I expected when I first posted a few hours back. What a ride.
Danifuzetea t1_iwhczku wrote
Tell her you can still use your own hands and ask if she’s going to chop them off too
NewAgeRetroNerd OP t1_iwhcy3i wrote
Reply to comment by H4DR13N in TIFU because I didn't dance with my crush at prom by NewAgeRetroNerd
Thanks :)
GanacheWeak6896 t1_iwhc496 wrote
Reply to comment by sukuii in TIFU by trying to get back my vibrator by troubled_stranger
Op is Underage. Be careful with your suggestions.
GanacheWeak6896 t1_iwhbtqk wrote
Reply to comment by troubled_stranger in TIFU by trying to get back my vibrator by troubled_stranger
Ok so maybe try writing down your concerns. Try and keep them short and to the point. I feel.. I dream.. I hope.. I'm sorry.. this is a big one. If anything remorse may be felt by your mom. Even if you don't feel like apologizing, apologize for your outbursts and reactions. Make sure to highlight that your reactions caused by her actions placed you in a feeling of disgust, guilt and embarrassment for the discovery mentioned in your post.
Whatever you do, just remind yourself that there is no book on how to raise children and they are doing their best. I'm not there so I am hoping it is just a strick house as it sounds. Other from that, own your feelings and reach out to your mom in a way that provides distance or mediation, ie a letter while still at grandma's. Maybe even have her write with you or proof read it before sending to mom.
presentfinder42 t1_iwhnwa6 wrote
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Hahaha