Recent comments in /f/tifu
sbear37 t1_iwik4lk wrote
Maybe those Russian missiles today were trying to save you from dying from embarrassment.
Interesting-Sir-3770 OP t1_iwijwn2 wrote
Reply to comment by ImpalaGala in TIFU by cutting jalapeños then sending spicier text messages. by Interesting-Sir-3770
Oh it stung pretty bad, like five times worse than getting the oil on your hands. I’m fortunately doing okay now. J and I are still laughing about the experience.
zyndelo t1_iwijv15 wrote
I can’t fathom how she feels she is in the right here. This is your personal business and she shouldn’t be meddling let alone berating you over it.
[deleted] OP t1_iwiiopt wrote
Reply to comment by uninvitedfriend in TIFU by telling Polish soldiers that I eat pussy with absolutely zero context by [deleted]
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ImpalaGala t1_iwiikme wrote
Oh. My. God. I can’t even imagine the pain. Holy shit.
RainbowBier t1_iwii421 wrote
Reply to comment by ReVOzE in TIFU by telling Polish soldiers that I eat pussy with absolutely zero context by [deleted]
its not a Secret that NATO Forces are on the eastern Border of NATO and training with other NATO Soliders
its the PreGame Lobby and the Presence of NATO Forces in Poland and the baltic Nations increased over the last few Years significant
so "us soldier in poland" is like nothing really special
OrigamiMax t1_iwihx45 wrote
Reply to comment by pupperoni42 in TIFU by telling Polish soldiers that I eat pussy with absolutely zero context by [deleted]
How convenient.
ramvan t1_iwigmvy wrote
Reply to comment by uninvitedfriend in TIFU by telling Polish soldiers that I eat pussy with absolutely zero context by [deleted]
Could be worse. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=nC8DIWFBwkI
ReVOzE t1_iwifwp8 wrote
OPSEC much?
painedinsomniac t1_iwifpic wrote
Reply to comment by dark_fairy_skies in TIFU by telling Polish soldiers that I eat pussy with absolutely zero context by [deleted]
>"for a bet"
pupperoni42 t1_iwifb19 wrote
Reply to comment by flopik in TIFU by telling Polish soldiers that I eat pussy with absolutely zero context by [deleted]
Clarification for those who are seeing it here first: it looks like a Russian missile aimed at Ukraine flew over the border into Poland and killed two citizens of a village there.
Probably a screw up rather than a deliberate attack, but it does mean that Russia hit a NATO country and killed its citizens during this war. It's possible this will trigger NATO countries including the US into direct action but it's too soon to tell.
avi________ t1_iwid7eb wrote
Reply to comment by allozzieadventures in TIFU by telling Polish soldiers that I eat pussy with absolutely zero context by [deleted]
She laughed and kicked my face, 100% worth it
ajm900 t1_iwic581 wrote
Reply to comment by Steve_Austin_OSI in TIFU by trying to get back my vibrator by troubled_stranger
Masturbating is not the same as stealing a police car, nor is it bad for your health like smoking. When you describe the way you would approach the situation, why would you approach it like that? It sounds like the approach of a parent who loves their child and respects their right to bodily autonomy, but the response OP got from her mum was to act as if it's an abhorrent act to be controlled and stopped. Could you imagine doing that to your child and making them feel that way?
bajan_queen_bee t1_iwib0p9 wrote
Reply to comment by ZankTheGreat in TIFU by telling Polish soldiers that I eat pussy with absolutely zero context by [deleted]
Just imagine if we farted in colors.. then when walking in the mall.. u cud see the clouds of different colors .. 😱
Then can avoid..😂😂
N3r941 t1_iwiaykv wrote
Live and learn. Take it from your homie as a life lesson. You snooze you lose my boy. You'll probably never forget that missed chance so use it as a reminder next time you have anxiety getting in the way of something you really wanna do and let it empower you to do that thing. Mistakes are ok, it means you're living your life. One day you won't have much free time and what little time you have to yourself you gotta learn to do you and get yours despite what the rest of the world around you wants. Sucks your crush moved but that's cool y'all are still close. Best of luck.
ajm900 t1_iwiahqq wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in TIFU by trying to get back my vibrator by troubled_stranger
I often forget that that the US system is different, in my country they will only take the kids away as a last resort, maybe it would have been better to say tell someone, like a school counsellor, idk, I generally have a low tolerance for behavior that I see has parallels to abuse because of the experiences myself and the people close to me have had, and my reactions to such behavior are more severe
Edit: oh dear the comment got deleted
073068075 t1_iwiadir wrote
Reply to comment by 073068075 in TIFU by telling Polish soldiers that I eat pussy with absolutely zero context by [deleted]
Nevermind it is fucking true, oh fuck. I knew sth was wrong with today. Now if you excuse me, I'm gonna have a slight panic attack.
073068075 t1_iwia2vr wrote
Reply to comment by flopik in TIFU by telling Polish soldiers that I eat pussy with absolutely zero context by [deleted]
Well, I live here and haven't heard anything yet so just let's hope it's not true.
cupcakemuffin413 t1_iwi8cod wrote
Reply to comment by flopik in TIFU by telling Polish soldiers that I eat pussy with absolutely zero context by [deleted]
Lmao you really think some random guy on Reddit would answer that? To another random guy on Reddit?
Even if OP knows, do you seriously think they'd be allowed to tell a stranger??
PinkDalek t1_iwi7rb1 wrote
Reply to comment by Im-a_fuck-up in TIFU by running away when a girl made the first move by Im-a_fuck-up
She bought you McDonalds. Y'all are practically engaged now.
mrmike5157 t1_iwi6sq3 wrote
I think most of the posts here are pretty close. As the father of four kids who are now in their 20s, 30s and 40s I would have to say that feeling protective of your children is normal and perfectly okay, but when they’re becoming sexually aware and very possibly active, you need to have a dialogue about consequences and agree on how to keep them safe from those while acknowledging the fundamental change in dynamic, ie in exchange for honesty you are going to stay the fuck out of it… it’s going to happen, and you’re not going to stop it. Certainly masturbation is the beginning of the whole thing, and personally I think if it’s done behind a closed door with the appropriate cleanup, etc there’s no reason for a parent to get involved. My $.02
[deleted] t1_iwi6ngg wrote
Reply to comment by ajm900 in TIFU by trying to get back my vibrator by troubled_stranger
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mountednoble99 t1_iwi5ksi wrote
Lost in translation! I’ve been there, too! I had an American friend named Ben when I was in China. In mandarin, Ben means something similar to dummy… the word Ben Dan means dumb ass! He had to go by Benjamin even though our company wanted us going by short nicknames to seem more friendly!
ZankTheGreat t1_iwi5doc wrote
Reply to comment by bajan_queen_bee in TIFU by telling Polish soldiers that I eat pussy with absolutely zero context by [deleted]
It’s true, we do!
PotatoePotatoe42 t1_iwikkl7 wrote
Reply to TIFU by telling Polish soldiers that I eat pussy with absolutely zero context by [deleted]
TIFU up even worse by being a NATO ally.