Uh oh, looks like someone got a visit from their friendly neighborhood CI boi

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My partner is from the Philippines so I was learning some Filipino. We went away with some of her family, and I thought it polite if I refer to her family with Filipino titles.

I was calling her Aunty and Uncle by the titles, Tita and Titi. Tita translates to Aunty, but Titi doesn’t translate to Uncle.

Tita = Aunty; Tito = Uncle; Titi = Penis.

My partner didn’t tell me until after we left.

"one"

Oh that’s good. I like those kinds of puns.

First thing I thought of.

https://youtu.be/paG1-lPtIXA

(yes, he performs shirtless.)

Manteca is the Spanish word for butter. But you wouldn't use it in the context of English " butter them up". The phrase is meant to gain their help or support. You would just sound like you're going to cook them.

If you’re an American soldier based in Poland you probably got bigger concerns than this now

He's probably not allowed to have his phone on him right now. Poor OpSec.

Op!! You're in Poland, what's going on, give us the details!!

"a friend"

About 50 years ago my family was visiting my uncle and his family in the Miami area. My uncle (dad’s brother) was doing his residency (he’s an oncologist still) and had several friends who came from overseas for their medical education.

One of the MDs was from India, and while he was near fluent in English, he was completely perplexed when my father, telling everyone we were headed back to our hotel, declared that we’d be “hitting the road.” A quick idiom lesson later, and the friend had learned a new phrase

Use a butter knife! (especially her favourite one)

Polish Sausage worshipping if ya don't watch out😁

Cut habaneros last month and washed hands like crazy thinking it would be fine. then my spouse wanted to get spicy together with specificaly my hands and immediately they are in spicy spicy pain. Then because they were still horny they asked me to have sex with them and then we were both in terrible pain and had to stop and our junk hurt for like a whole day. It was so dumb

Me finding the opposition’s nudes online when I’m losing an argument

US Soldier in Poland....

the eastern NATO Border is called Pre Game Lobby for a Reason

there are dozens of Nations with Troops along that Border and in Poland therefore too

Honestly the solid use of euphemisms is what made the story good 😂

Aren’t you not supposed to say where you’re located if you’re in the military? I heard that from a friend, so I could be wrong

Whats the difference between that word and pisda? I always used pisda

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I am Polish and keep having to explain to people that my user name is because I'm a big cat handler for Disney.

Side quest unlocked

"my name is bert and I work with cats"

im sorry i would cry😭😭