Recent comments in /f/tifu
lunalily22 t1_iwnypi8 wrote
Are your nails really long or sharp? I have never cut myself wiping. I’m not saying it’s impossible but it sounds like it’s a regular occurrence for you, and I don’t really understand how it could be lol.
Regardless, I’m so sorry and I hope you get better soon 💕
harleyspoison267 t1_iwnx30e wrote
Reply to comment by TuckerCarlsonsOhface in TIFU by cutting myself, on my labia minora. by flyingmops
Honestly though the lesson kind of is both things if you're a woman. There's just too many folds down there to completely remove all the hair yourself with a regular razor and no mirror or assistance. I really recommend either using more of like a beard trimmer (they also make bikini trimmers for this) which will make it much harder to severely injure yourself or just waxing if smoothness is necessary for your personal style/hygiene needs. It's really dangerous to cut your labia as you've learned OP. I hope you feel better soon. Between UTIs and different sore type things i can imagine how you must feel and it does hurt literally every time you pee. I'm so sorry. 💜
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Bumblebee-Feeling t1_iwnt0g4 wrote
I can barely stand walking around with a turd in my rectum how the fuck are you walking around with a metal buttplug up your balloon knot?
dmomo t1_iwnqg3z wrote
These only fan click bait posts are getting stupid.
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Reply to comment by TuckerCarlsonsOhface in TIFU by cutting myself, on my labia minora. by flyingmops
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[deleted] OP t1_iwnlrmw wrote
Reply to comment by LeanOnGreen in TIFU by wearing a metal butt plug through the security of a museum (20f) by [deleted]
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LeanOnGreen t1_iwnftqd wrote
What a load of bull. Brand new reddit account this is only post. 20f posts something sexual. Already had the Onlyfans link in her profile.
She's just drumming up business for her online prostitution.
TuckerCarlsonsOhface t1_iwnf4zk wrote
It seems like the lesson is not “don’t cut yourself” (especially since it’s impossible to stop accidents from happening), but “don’t let a wound go uncleaned”, since that’s actually within your power.
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Reply to comment by Dallenforth in TIFU by wearing a metal butt plug through the security of a museum (20f) by [deleted]
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sadstrawberryboy t1_iwnbm4p wrote
Reply to comment by Odd_Ad_2805 in TIFU by wearing a metal butt plug through the security of a museum (20f) by [deleted]
Genital piercing jewelry usually doesn’t set off security alarms
Spectre92ITA t1_iwn9wf2 wrote
Reply to comment by ryanhiga2019 in TIFU Big time by i_hate_myself59
To clarify in case it's a wee bit too obscure, I fully get it's hard to stop with porn, hell, I just couldn't help but laugh at the concept of something being "hard" while talking about people being horny.
McDummy t1_iwn9fs0 wrote
hilarious, gross, and stupid kinky.
Chrono_Constant3 t1_iwn8n6k wrote
Reply to comment by Ok_Inside_878 in TIFU by wearing a metal butt plug through the security of a museum (20f) by [deleted]
Enveloping would be suitable but it's a bit lush for daily conversation.
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Reply to comment by revdre in TIFU by wearing a metal butt plug through the security of a museum (20f) by [deleted]
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NotAllFemalesRWomen t1_iwn5mgi wrote
At least you're not a guy.
Instead of being embarrassed that people knew you're having a little naughty fun, a guy would feel embarrassed because people would think of him as a creep.
ILikeTasks t1_iwn4dm9 wrote
Reply to TIFU by showering my eyes with crazy glue by slt125
Wear googles and a lab coat
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ryanhiga2019 t1_iwn3g7w wrote
Reply to comment by Spectre92ITA in TIFU Big time by i_hate_myself59
Ofcourse its hard, as someone who has reduced porn consumption, its one of the very difficult things I had to do. But what it'll do is it'll increase novelty in regular sex so you don't go around the internet spending frivolous money
[deleted] OP t1_iwn3e45 wrote
Reply to comment by Dallenforth in TIFU by wearing a metal butt plug through the security of a museum (20f) by [deleted]
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DarcBoltRain t1_iwn2eoq wrote
A lot of good advice I've seen, but just to add to it:
It isn't just about a "timeline", I would also make sure that the both of you discuss what you might want out of this relationship: "are you liking how things are going?" "I am in a place where I want to be more serious, are you also in that place?" "Are you looking for something serious or something casual?" I know that can be a heavy conversation (you're both adults, though, and having a slightly heavy conversation should be doable and understandable after a month of dating, if he can't have such a conversation then that's a huge red flag), but if this guy just wants something casual and isn't planning on getting serious for a while and you want to be serious then you may want to start dating other guys. Definitely its both of y'alls decisions/feelings that need to be addressed. There's nothing wrong with him wanting something casual, but if it's not what you want (or if you don't want to wait for months or years down the road) then theres nothing wrong with that either. As long as everyone is respectful and understanding you can still be friends but choose to date others.
My partner and I became exclusive within a couple weeks of meeting but it's because we both wanted that. I've had many friends who took years to be exclusive but it's because, again, they both weren't ready for exclusivity at that point in their lives. It usually only gets bad when people want different things and different levels of commitment with no plans or expectations of change in the near future.
Ultimately, if this guy is ghosting you or scared off because you were ready to commit before he was then that's pretty sad. I guess I'm not sure how "butt hurt" or "defensive" you got, but it's also understandable you felt a little disappointed and upset. How bad was your reaction? You weren't throwing things or cussing him out or anything right? You likely wouldn't want someone who can't understand that other people have different desires, wants, and needs and being in a relationship (even just at the casual dating phase) is about respecting, understanding, mediating, and supporting those differences. Don't be scared to let the other person know that you want to be more serious, you just have to also respect if they don't want to be serious in return.
Dallenforth t1_iwn1qoc wrote
Reply to comment by TheScruffyStacheGuy in TIFU by wearing a metal butt plug through the security of a museum (20f) by [deleted]
My post is hidden behind 2 R18 verification walls, whoever accessing the content is 18 or they are breaking the law.
TheScruffyStacheGuy t1_iwmzvpr wrote
Reply to comment by Dallenforth in TIFU by wearing a metal butt plug through the security of a museum (20f) by [deleted]
What you seem to not understand is that the buttplug is concealed. Your post is publicly accessible. Masterbating in public and having an item concealed in an intimate place while in public is completely different. If op didn't walk through a metal detector no-one would've known. So masterbating in public isn't ok obviously, but a buttplug (you can find it strange but that's about it) is not the same thing. Would you consider a clitpiercing masterbation? Is a Prince Albert masterbation? Is smuggling cocaine in your ass masterbation? Is exposing yourself publicly ok as long as your not stimulating yourself? Is lighting your farts in fire for a funny video with your mates masturbation or just banter? Where do you draw the line, exactly? As long as no-one can see it and no-one is harmed by it, it should be ok right?
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Reply to TIFU by cutting myself, on my labia minora. by flyingmops
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