Recent comments in /f/tifu
Ok-Acanthaceae-4609 t1_iwp8z9g wrote
Pov: NNN just ended..
koanarec t1_iwp79c7 wrote
Reply to comment by iwantabjthrowaway in TIFU by jacking off so hard I dislocated my knee cap by Williamsirbuttler
There is no need to be ashamed that you failed it, we understand
Semi_K t1_iwp3u4z wrote
Knee jerk reaction.
___Phreak___ t1_iwp0dml wrote
Reply to comment by Dallenforth in TIFU by wearing a metal butt plug through the security of a museum (20f) by [deleted]
No child, they're not breaking the law. Well, perhaps contact law, but they're certainly committing no crime.
flyingmops OP t1_iwozq9w wrote
Reply to comment by lunalily22 in TIFU by cutting myself, on my labia minora. by flyingmops
Haha no it's not a regular occurrence, but it has happened before. My nails are never long, but my hands are dry. I don't know how it happened. Other than when I told the doctor it was the paper cutting me, he said it had to be a nail... my nails hardly extend the skin on my fingers.
Perhaps you have cut yourself, but never noticed, as it never caused you any pains.
BeastOGevaudan t1_iwoyw7k wrote
Reply to comment by Wynotboth in TIFU by jacking off so hard I dislocated my knee cap by Williamsirbuttler
The fact that you've done it multiple times (and I get a feeling you are indicating more than two) might indicate an issue with your body.
Jeramy_Jones t1_iwoyu9j wrote
iwantabjthrowaway t1_iwoypsf wrote
Reply to comment by TypiquL in TIFU by jacking off so hard I dislocated my knee cap by Williamsirbuttler
Not jerking it regularly is unhealthy. NNN is a shitty trend.
Shufflepants t1_iwoy1qi wrote
Reply to comment by PM-me-fancy-beer in TIFU by cutting myself, on my labia minora. by flyingmops
Pretty sure it's happening from their fingernails.
throwaway_nowgoaway t1_iwov67f wrote
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PM-me-fancy-beer t1_iwomi0n wrote
Reply to comment by shannonlovesauce in TIFU by cutting myself, on my labia minora. by flyingmops
Wait... Are you wiping with toilet paper? Or regular paper while your using the toilet? Subtle but noticeable difference
whats-reddit17 t1_iwogfm2 wrote
Reply to comment by Wynotboth in TIFU by jacking off so hard I dislocated my knee cap by Williamsirbuttler
When my knee dislocated I put it back in but then I had no bending in my leg at the knee. So I went to the Dr. And they were surprised I was able to pop it back in without any pain.
TypiquL t1_iwoc31x wrote
Reply to comment by Zlifbar in TIFU by jacking off so hard I dislocated my knee cap by Williamsirbuttler
Excuse me? Participating in a trend that promotes male sexual abstinence.
We live in a world of instant gratification. NNN prepares the mind for the explicit things that go on over Christmas. Typically when riding the sleigh into the Ho Ho Ho.
Zlifbar t1_iwoao46 wrote
Your actually fuck up was participating in something idiotic like NNN.
[deleted] t1_iwo9fjb wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in TIFU by cutting myself, on my labia minora. by flyingmops
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shannonlovesauce t1_iwo74lv wrote
I've cut myself wiping, that shit HURTS. Idk how it happens, but you know when it does. I usually somehow manage to cut right on my taint basically leaving me with an assgina for a few days
Electronic_Range_982 t1_iwo4szh wrote
Why are you running around with a butt plug in . Is this a new fashion trend?
ethical_sadist t1_iwo40xv wrote
Reply to comment by AcrobaticSource3 in TIFU by jacking off so hard I dislocated my knee cap by Williamsirbuttler
That's the best knee slapper on this post. Good work.
cballowe t1_iwo1zvj wrote
Wynotboth t1_iwo1w95 wrote
I’ve dislocated my kneecap multiple times and never needed to go to a hospital to have it fixed. It just slides back into place, so I’m having a little trouble believing this.
harleyspoison267 t1_iwo0z8p wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in TIFU by cutting myself, on my labia minora. by flyingmops
Oh thanks yeah that's right in the beginning. Though I am completely confused as to how the hell that happens I'm reassured that it's a lot less likely that it will happen again. Scary shit.
AcrobaticSource3 t1_iwo0sp7 wrote
That’s what happens when you kneed to jerk off
[deleted] t1_iwo087h wrote
Reply to comment by harleyspoison267 in TIFU by cutting myself, on my labia minora. by flyingmops
She said she cut it while wiping.
lunalily22 t1_iwp99b1 wrote
Reply to comment by flyingmops in TIFU by cutting myself, on my labia minora. by flyingmops
Interesting! I guess I’ll never know, I just hope it doesn’t happen in the future! Lol