Why would she be mad at you because you sent a scammer a dick pic that isn't yours

bro are u fr

bro 😭😭

I'm not ashamed and never participated. It's a trend for pseuds.

It's actually a really gratifying thing to refrain from. Didn't give a shit this year but did it last year and learned a lot about self control and fighting urges. So much cope from people who couldn't get past the first obstacle. Their brains convincing them it's stupid so that the dopamine doesn't go away. Go ahead and downvote me if you're weak as hell. Too weak to even consider it properly, let alone make it a week. “UhHhHH ItS bAd FoR YoU” keep telling yourself that if it makes you feel better about having no mental fortitude. What's actually bad for you is beating off twice a day to fucked up porn. Bad for your mind. There is no physical consequence to refraining. It's not hard to just look up.

I don't know. The more I'm reading the comments, the less I believe it happened when wiping. Perhaps that's when I first noticed the soreness, but the cut actually happened during sex.

Powerful cringe

how does this even happen, im sorry

OOF buddy i know how a knee dislocation feels...

My right knee cap decided to take a vacation to the side of my leg while at work.

Best of luck to your recovery man.

the bleeding in the brain caused u to lose ability to use grammar

.05g of fentanyl is enough to kill 25 adult humans. So I dont think that's what they gave ya boss.

what the hell

Please re-edit with some punctuation, I nearly passed out trying to read that in the same breath without stopping.

Why bust 0 times today when you can bust 6 times? If you're doing NNN you're an idiot. Just beat it bro we can tell you're stressed.

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Seems like the fall has also impeded your ability to use punctuation 🤔

I don’t have a vagina but I’ve cut the ol’ santas sack with a razor and it was not fun

Kneed for speed: Jerk Edition

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I havent failed Nonstop Nut November, though my hands are getting slight friction burns and it hurts a bit.

I don’t know about you, but I’ve started setting toilet paper when I use it, as it lessens the friction when wiping, because I’ve noticed a few tiny spots of blood in the past I’d rather not have 😂

Right? I pinched it a few times and it snapped back into place

With enough force, you can put it back in place, no need to wait that long. Also, tell the doctors to look for any ligaments in that area that might be tore, broke for good, I didn’t. Now I have screws in to support the whole thing. Knees are no joke.

Papercut from toilet paper?

Poop knife was too sharp.