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Bulldogge16 t1_iwqvh5v wrote

Reply to TIFU by being a virgin by No_Sprinkles1803

Never trust someone you’re paying when they tell you you’re packing, or how good looking you are. They know that’s what you wanna hear (it’s what we all wanna hear). They want repeat customers.

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daworkphan t1_iwquaai wrote

Reply to TIFU by being a virgin by No_Sprinkles1803

Pay for an hour with more than one shot. That way you have no time constraints and have time to get comfortable. Judging by the post and you going this direction finding a more natural solution to your first time is out the window so just be honest with the worker and they'd be more than helpful/welcoming to make sure this moment is as special as if can be.

That is if you find a reputable worker and not a sketchy one gif

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GlasgowBadger t1_iwqu8y4 wrote

Reply to TIFU by being a virgin by No_Sprinkles1803

Listen son, it can happen to us all. Your mind and body are mad bastards and dont put no pressure on yourself. It will happen when it's supposed to. I've slept with over 200 women and didn't bust my cherry until I was 23. You will be fine bro

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Devittraisedto2 t1_iwqtzjx wrote

Reply to TIFU by being a virgin by No_Sprinkles1803

Are your friends assholes, sounds like they are if they're making fun of you for being a virgin

Because at this day and age virginity doesn't really hold much value, if you're a virgin, there will be a time for you to lose it. No need to rush.

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lexim412 t1_iwqt8lb wrote

Reply to comment by troubled_stranger in TIFU by trying to get back my vibrator by troubled_stranger

Women man, I am so sorry to hear this. There's a couple old sayings that line up.

"Can't teach an old dog new tricks" I'm just going to assume you're 17, so she's been the boss for 17-18 years and what she's been saying has been going. Children don't have an opinion, and now that you're getting older and almost to the point of legal you are quickly approaching the age where she cannot control you anymore and that's where the "Save it for when you're 18" comes in... It's her last shred. My mom did this too.

"You can lead a horse to water but you can't make them drink" You can try and try and try to be the adult and have a calm conversation and you can do everything right on your end, but that will never dictate her reaction. You still do it though because then it will show your Grandma how you're trying to take this seriously and your mom is acting more emotionally immature than you. Grandma will see it I promise because she already has her eye out for why her daughter acted this way over a vibrator... Be prepared to apologize for your actions too. You're not fully innocent and said a few things you shouldn't have, but be better than your mom and own up to your mistakes.

Good luck and update us!

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Ireallyamthisshallow t1_iwqskuj wrote

Reply to TIFU by being a virgin by No_Sprinkles1803

>i was sick and tired of being picked on by my buddies

Your friends are pricks. Get new friends.

>now i hate myself for failing as a man,

You didn't fail as a man. This happens to lots of people. Don't feel pressured into doing something you don't want to do, you'll do it when it's right for you.

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Daddy_Tablecloth t1_iwqg1q7 wrote

Reply to TIFU caught “having fun” by [deleted]

I dated a girl in hs and she was like a magnet for situations like this lol. We got caught multiple times. We had cops catch us numerous times. Had an old man catch us once while fooling around in the car. Once we went on a hike , easily 4 miles into woods and over a mile off the trail and laid down a blanket , some fucking random guy just shows up at the worst time and interrupts. I dont believe in religion at all but something in the universe liked interrupting out kinky times.

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