Could have been worse.

My friend from Italy recently passed away after choking to death on mozzarella. They must have some really thick mozzarella over there.

>jecting my baby batter my wife started to get a little annoyed, last time we were surprised to

Same! Aside from multiple phones, I also have my smart watch set to several alarms.

Please share that amazon link :((

The mozzarella sticks sounded delicious at the start but reading about your potential dental debacle (dry socket?) made me think otherwise.

Can you reheat them in an air fryer, convection oven, or possibly even a regular oven at a later date?

Gotta power through bro ur doing gods work

Homie kicked his own ass and got a concussion and you're hating how he types lmfao

Dry socket otw!

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Haha nice try, d*ckhead, you have no idea what’s going on in my life, you just assume based on … nothing 🤣 what a fucking clown

Nah, I find this shit funny. You're so starved for attention that you lie and lie and lie, and you try to clap back and project at other people when you are the one who is desperate, lonely, and miserable. But everyone, especially those who see you in person, can see right through you, and you make posts like this for free internet points and attention so you don't have to see it for yourself.

Good luck out there, kiddo. Hopefully someday you grow up.

Fixing your gums & wisdom tooth holes after you fuck them up by eating solid food too early is going to cost way more than $7.

You psyched yourself out. You were so concerned with performing well that you entirely put yourself out of the mood.

Instead try to just have fun, it will happen.

Are they at least good quality sticks? - And what you dipping them in? I'm hungry...

What the actual f ? Are Reddit people always so rude ? You must be miserable if you’re here to comment such things on other people’s posts 🤣😁

You lied. That's not expressing yourself, it's lying.

I doubt you're even a woman. A child at best, an idiot guy with nothing better to do at worst.

I want to know what kind of sandwich you ordered?

My dude, I have got to know what kind of alarm you have that scares the shit out of you. I have three phones with fours alarms each. One is out of arms reach on the wireless charger. One I just out side my door and the other is right next to my head. And I will still get up, turn them all off and get right back into bed. So please tell me what kind you have because I'm desperately trying not to get fired for being late again

Welcome to a very large Club. Get yourself an extra hundred bucks get back up on that horse and ride it again. Trust me sooner or later you'll come through. If the young lady that you contracted with the first time is still willing contract with her again. Spend some time talking about sex and learning a little bit more about it. Maybe learn from her point of view what it's about. Broadening your perspective makes life a little more interesting.

Shit happens. I dislocated my jaw trying to eat a burger. In the doctor’s words: “Apparently it’s somewhat lose.”

It happens to the best of us and it’s very easy to get this kinda problem stuck in your head but have no shame, for you are only human

I'm willing to take the rest off your hands

Bang goes your fantasy about waking up to a BJ ever again!

This is impossible for me to read.

I feel your pain buddy. Power through.

Disabled dick December?