buy a mechanical alarm w 2 bells at the top and a hammer in the middle(like the ones in cartoons) . I guarantee after a month you will be trained to wake up 10 seconds before it rings to stick your finger between the hammer and the bell

You wear a gown, numbskull. 💀

And, for the record, any gynecologist making sexual remarks is being wildly unprofessional and a creep. Not to mention that shit (the check up itself) being uncomfortable as all hell.

Also, you’ve been to the gyno 10 TIMES??? At 20yo??? The standard to my knowledge is once a year after you turn 20 or 21. People may err on the side of caution and start as teens, but you definitely aren’t getting a pap any younger than 18 unless there are special circumstances. Unless you have some medical issues down there requiring more frequent visits (in which case sorry for judging ofc), you’re basically saying you’ve been going since you were 10.

I have been to the gynecologist 10 times, how does Pap test work then ? Does your doctor make you slide your hand inside under your pants or what ?! 🤣 I bet you are the guy who has never been to the gynecologist

But you should see the other guy... who is also you.

You’re either a man who’s never been in a gyno’s office, a woman who’s never had an appointment, or someone with some gynecologist/doctor kink lol. We don’t get naked when we’re getting checked???

Dentist advises against that

Thats completely normal. Never be ashamed of going limp!

Premature post nut. A terrifying truth.

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Actually 3 times a day is isn't the best for conceiving, the 2nd and 3rd deposits don't have much sperm in them. Abstaining for 2 days before ovulation gives you a good shot.

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Or maybe next time she tries it with a football helmet or simply restrain you to the bed.

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I was very confused for far too long by the quote and response.

I'm very sorry you're in pain. But picturing this has me in tears. Just some dude in a Walmart parking lot painfully shoveling mozzarella sticks in his face unwilling to stop. The sheer stubborn will power is astounding. Again I'm sorry for laughing at your misfortune but god damn it's funny

This is the best kind of story. It's got love, sex, comedy, a crisis and a safe resolution for everyone.

So a jaw-dropping knee-jerk reaction to a morning BJ. interesting, this seems to set off some alarms.

It happens! My first few sexual experiences I couldn't stay hard. It may get better with an established comfort level type stuff! Don't overthink it! I've been sexually active for 20 years and it still happens to me occasionally. It's really not a big deal! My partners have been understanding, and if someone isn't understanding, fuck em they are probably a shitheel!

Stop eating them.

Mozzarella sticks reheat just fine in the oven. 10 minutes, and they go back to being crispy and gooey.

My desire for cheese often overrules common sense.

> So Friday morning cums around

Bruh

Twilight was more believable than this.

Been there, done that.

If you’re looking for advice: don’t finish it. The incoming dry socket is some of the worst pain I’ve been in, and I have a high pain tolerance. If you injure yourself or get something caught in your sutures, it could get infected or tear them, and that’s more 1) pain 2) expensive to fix than to just throw away.

Use a syringe with salt water to clean it and pack some gauze, it’ll be over before you know it friend.

Oh, my guy. My painkillers deluded me into thinking I was healed enough to go out days after my surgery. Nobody bought it except my dad, who was like "hell yeah, let's go to cracker barrel." I've never been so miserable in a cracker barrel in my life 😭 the ultimate pain is knowing that pride got you there 😔