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badpandaunicorns t1_iwsowf3 wrote
Reply to TIFU by ordering 12 mozzarella sticks. by AlmightyJello
Mouth wash for dry mouth is now your best friend
Dawgy66 t1_iwsosx8 wrote
Reply to TIFU by accidentally stapling my thumb by Akirex5000
It happens, don't sweat it
DangerouslyTame t1_iwsor3y wrote
Reply to comment by Grantsdale in TIFU by ordering 12 mozzarella sticks. by AlmightyJello
If he got them where I think he did then they're alright. This company loses money on the 2 for 7 deal.
hmv1998 t1_iwsolz6 wrote
Reply to TIFU by being a virgin by No_Sprinkles1803
Hopefully the friends find the line between teasing and bullying
Ria_rianna1 t1_iwso7p1 wrote
Reply to comment by gingersnapped99 in TIFU by going to a male gynecologist by [deleted]
I didn’t get undress fully, only my pants and panties, my God ! I thought Americans weren’t that stupid to think I said I got completely (from head to toe) undressed. No, I never wore a gown in my entire life . They don’t give them to us, they only cover the front (the stomach) with a piece of material
Grantsdale t1_iwso761 wrote
Reply to comment by VanillaPudding in TIFU by ordering 12 mozzarella sticks. by AlmightyJello
They’re 12 for $7. In 2022. Gonna go with no.
witchyanne t1_iwsnzhd wrote
Reply to TIFU by ordering 12 mozzarella sticks. by AlmightyJello
I love battered mozzarella sticks, over crumbed. Which kind were they?
I hope everything is ok!
gingersnapped99 t1_iwsnyek wrote
Reply to comment by Ria_rianna1 in TIFU by going to a male gynecologist by [deleted]
Alright, I’ll buy the 10 visits, but I have literally never heard of a patient having to get fully naked to a gyno appointment anywhere LMAO.
Like, are you telling me hospital gowns only exist in the United States? Because if you’re assuming “I think you wear a gown at the doctor’s” = “I’m an American,” then you’re basically saying that hospital gowns are an American thing. Also, why tf would anything above the waist even need to come off?
There’s also something about this that just screams “this isn’t how a woman would describe this situation even if it happened.” Can’t put my finger on it, but even if you are a woman, this just sounds like some fantasy you thought we’d buy into.
turdennis t1_iwsnxrq wrote
Reply to TIFU by ordering 12 mozzarella sticks. by AlmightyJello
DONT FORGET TO RINSE WITH SALT WATER AFTER YOU ARE DONE EATING. not sure how healed your holes are but Please keep them clean or you could get an infection!
Ria_rianna1 t1_iwsnu9f wrote
Reply to comment by thejoshuagraham in TIFU by going to a male gynecologist by [deleted]
So you’re telling me, a woman, that there is no way I could get wet looking at an attractive man ? Sorry to break it to you, but some women get aroused quite easily
thejoshuagraham t1_iwsnoqk wrote
Reply to TIFU by going to a male gynecologist by [deleted]
The hate is because you're making up BS stories. If you are a girl, you know damn well that would never happen at the gyn. What do you gain from making up stupid stories?
Devittraisedto2 t1_iwsn8am wrote
Reply to comment by Otfd in TIFU by being a virgin by No_Sprinkles1803
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You speak as if that's the only type of friends you know
When the friends I have dont give me a hard time and are supportive of each other. We respect each other and don't pick on other friends who are still virgins.
Yes we tease each other but we don't do it as OP's friends do to the point he's conscious about his virginity.
[deleted] t1_iwsn598 wrote
Reply to comment by SuperSlims in TIFU by dislocating my wife's jaw by twisted34
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Shaun4444 t1_iwsn18d wrote
Reply to TIFU by ordering 12 mozzarella sticks. by AlmightyJello
I’d throw away your food, or if you can save it for later. Because if you continue to eat your food and do dental damage, that damage might cost you more than the food you paid for
Otfd t1_iwsmy16 wrote
Reply to comment by Devittraisedto2 in TIFU by being a virgin by No_Sprinkles1803
Do you guy friends not give you a hard time? Y’all ever hung out with guys? Doesn’t mean they aren’t ride or die..
Otfd t1_iwsmucq wrote
Reply to TIFU by being a virgin by No_Sprinkles1803
Reddit acting like they never had friends.. y’all always assume the worse with minimal information..
My friends would 100% tease me if I was a virgin, but if they noticed it was actually hurting me too badly, they would say sorry and still the type of guys to show up when I need them.
Y’all have no idea. Guys give each other a hard time, shit maybe they are doing it just to give him a push.
Ria_rianna1 t1_iwsmo5z wrote
Reply to comment by gingersnapped99 in TIFU by going to a male gynecologist by [deleted]
- I started going when I was 15/16
- I had an IUD
- I do Pap test every 6-7 months
- In the country I live in, they don’t give us gown, you entitled little American idiot . We aren’t all from America 🙄
SuperSlims t1_iwsmm8k wrote
Reply to comment by twisted34 in TIFU by dislocating my wife's jaw by twisted34
Whaya the brand, where'd you get it??? I NEED AWNSERS!!
twisted34 OP t1_iwsmjd6 wrote
Reply to comment by 64Marc in TIFU by dislocating my wife's jaw by twisted34
Bravo 👏
twisted34 OP t1_iwsmhuq wrote
Reply to comment by SuperSlims in TIFU by dislocating my wife's jaw by twisted34
It sounds like a nuclear alarm and plays at rock concert levels of loud
twisted34 OP t1_iwsme1e wrote
Reply to comment by Vertebrae_Viking in TIFU by dislocating my wife's jaw by twisted34
Ouch!
SuperSlims t1_iwsmdug wrote
Reply to comment by iLol_and_upvote in TIFU by dislocating my wife's jaw by twisted34
Had one, hated the thing, but sadly I got used to that one too. I have a problem.
twisted34 OP t1_iwsmdct wrote
Reply to comment by ColdFix in TIFU by dislocating my wife's jaw by twisted34
One and only time for sure
twisted34 OP t1_iwsmcd8 wrote
Reply to comment by foreignmacaroon6 in TIFU by dislocating my wife's jaw by twisted34
We will be keeping this to ourselves, and Reddit lol
gis_mappr t1_iwspct4 wrote
Reply to TIFU by being a virgin by No_Sprinkles1803
Be kind to yourself