I did that a couple of years ago but I stapled my middle finger at work. I panicked for a second, couldn’t get it out, so I asked my boss to but by the time she got there, I had ripped it out.

My favorite part is you never seemed to consider just not eating it.

I commend you good sir.

TIFU by reading this in bed, laughing so hard I woke up the dog. Have my Free Award and my upvote!

While a uncomfortable object is being inserted and then your cervix is being scraped. And the stupid thing you said about the doctor. Him smiling and said he will still use lube. Gtfo

That’s funny because I always thought gasoline smelled kinda tasty and even thought about wanting to drink it sometimes. Good thing I didn’t.

Someone fucked up and didn't close the gaps, I was able to eat solid food after having mine taken off two days before

I admit, this happened to me aswell as kid. Pierced my finger and the staple bent under the skin. What can I say, lesson learned. Atleast the one with the stapler.

Yeah, I did it in fifth grade. I wasn’t looking and reached out to rest my arm on a bookcase. My thumb just randomly went between the two parts of the stapler, and I grabbed it and looked over to see what I had just stuck my hand into. When I grabbed it, it clunked together and shit a staple into my thumb.

Most definitely.

If they're normally 4/$4 (which is essentially 1/$1) you could have stopped at 7/$7 and been justified in your spending. Those extra 5 could have just been a free bonus for a later snack if you had the means to keep them properly fresh. Everything in moderation.

At least you didn’t drink something in the chemistry lab

U good my friend?

You thinkin' Arby's?

Don't be a coward. Finish those fucking sticks bro. You got this!

Oh this is definitely getting an upvote.😆

>AxelrodGunnerson

I'm sorry but did you spell your own name wrong? Googling this version corrects to the correct MtG card, or clicking to results of your username just brings up your reddit and I assume your moxfield.

Not bad advice, but possibly advice OP could stand to hear at a later time. Dude needs the win. Maybe finding out he doesn't have a tiny rod is the confidence boost he needs to get out there and get it done for real. He has his whole life ahead of him to find out he doesn't have a magnum dong, you know?

Reheat them in an Air fryer and they'll be good as new

Damn, literally right after getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth out I immediately went home and ate a full steak while I was still super high from the anesthesia lol.

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You're the one who first assumed I don't have any guy friends so, you do you fella.

So suffice to say, it's weird for you to call me weird and assuming when that's the very thing you did. Quite hypocritical of you.

Keep assuming shit. Weird

I drank gas when I was 3. I was thirsty and thought it smelled good so when I saw a gas can in the shed, I drank some and had to have my stomach pumped.
Weird things happen every day, ppl just don't always talk about it

It’s funny because she’s ok….good luck with your current venture 🤞

Yeah I’ve heard a lot of stories about people stapling their thumbs. I just never really thought it would happen to me y’know? Funny how things turn out.