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I thought this was going to be story about lactose intolerance

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Thats about right.

Physical therapy is gonna be one hell of a time, but do the exercises and do them right.

I'd watch that documentary

Actually he assumed you did have guy friends by asking about them.

How could he ask about what your male friends do if he believed you have none? 🤔

you've clearly never been to a gyno.. it's hilarious to 99.99% of women who have been.

you might want to take some marketing classes to learn how to promote your business..

oh and maybe learning how to read the rules while you're at it.. theres only 7 rules and you've broken 6 of them

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Mate, use songs, particularly “Smoke Em if you got ‘em” by Parkway Drive. Back in the day when iPhone docks were all the rage and your alarm would just be whatever the last song was, I had it set to max volume next to my bed and this song started playing…. The fear in my life at that moment in time is something I will never forget.

I definitely don’t win any Karma out of it . Everyone is downvoting me cause I had a fun experience

I'm sure glad you're both alright!

Just relax and go with the flow?

If you’re reading stories on Reddit and commenting on them, then apparently yeah

🤣 ok, Karen . Thanks for letting me know that you get offended by the fact that a man turned me on . And before he slides that thing inside, he uses lube . So no, it wasn’t inside me yet

🤣🤣🤣🤦🏼‍♀️ Stop being such idiots!! Thank you . I love how women were so quick to jump on me. Like I get it if men get offended by the fact that I sexualized a man, but women ?! That’s why this world is such a shitty place .

I didn’t get offended, my female gynecologist was even worse :)))

Or turns the alarm off first.

Stop. Just stop. Stop pretending to be a woman. So pretending this nonsense ever happened. Just stop.

BTW, if you're going to steal someone else's story, at least make it a somewhat believable story. 🙄

If health problems run in the family, it’s good to run tests regularly. Also, I’m living in Europe where healthcare doesn’t cost an arm and a leg so I can go to the doctor as many times as I need or my heart desires :)) unlike you, frustrated people who apparently can’t afford it

Holding?

Exactly what the doctor said as OP got on the examination table doggy style.

The meal is not over until you hate yourself. Proceed...

I will take the advice!!!

100%

Holy shit you're right lol