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GrouseRoot t1_iwtuyjp wrote
Reply to comment by Tyziepoo86 in TIFU by dislocating my wife's jaw by twisted34
Or This is More by Stick to Your Guns
Active-Suit-224 t1_iwtsnzl wrote
Reply to comment by Luck4334 in TIFU by ordering 12 mozzarella sticks. by AlmightyJello
Was looking for this. I've pulled like 6 teeth this year and every time it was okay to eat after a few hours. So 4 days sounds like a bad job
[deleted] OP t1_iwtsd6d wrote
Reply to comment by Ek0sh in TIFU by going to a male gynecologist by [deleted]
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Ek0sh t1_iwtrvgf wrote
Reply to comment by Adnama-Fett in TIFU by going to a male gynecologist by [deleted]
Remember kids, even when sexualizing a man, you actualy sexualized a woman.
Leovaderx t1_iwtr7hl wrote
Reply to comment by SuperSlims in TIFU by dislocating my wife's jaw by twisted34
Damn!
At this point, you might have to wire some extreme speakers to a phone...
Terrivel119 t1_iwtr533 wrote
Reply to comment by PossiblyMaybeNever in TIFU by ordering 12 mozzarella sticks. by AlmightyJello
As someone who works at an Arby’s (Where this promo is run)
No. Maybe, but in my experience no. They leech some moisture out of the cheese and get unavoidably soggy. However comments are saying yes so maybe I’m just dumb.
kappakeats t1_iwtqn3p wrote
Reply to comment by PBlove in TIFU by being a virgin by No_Sprinkles1803
Something about this post is really weirding me out. Maybe just treat people like people and don't have all these standards listed out in advance or ideas of who is and isn't worthwhile. If you click, you click. It's kind of just that.
Edit: I looked into your comment history and you had some pretty nasty things to say about a woman on here. Calling her the village bike and a fleshlight and saying she's never had a loving relationship. The fuck? Don't listen to this fool, OP. His comment is truly disgusting and nobody should take any advice about women or anything else from him.
cxmanxc t1_iwtqkdh wrote
Reply to TIFU by being a virgin by No_Sprinkles1803
WTF do you mean by TIFU by being a virgin !
Isnt everyone born a virgin and have to be a virgin for some point of their lives? Its normal to be inexperienced and do dumb shit
Feels stupid to say (oh I fucked up for being born.. or TIFU for breathing … TIFU for blinking)
What you had is normal and happens to the best, not to mention first time thats pretty okay
Gosh Gen-Z
l337hackzor t1_iwtqfkb wrote
Reply to comment by Hamburrgler in TIFU by ordering 12 mozzarella sticks. by AlmightyJello
I was really fortunate, I only had two wisdom teeth (both tops I think) the other two were just naturally missing.
I had local freezing, no gas, 15 minutes in and out. I was eating solid food the same night.
I feel bad for people like OP getting dry socket, sounds pretty shitty.
HOLDGMEBROTHERS t1_iwtqbpa wrote
Reply to TIFU by dislocating my wife's jaw by twisted34
Still a better story than twilight
bsuvo t1_iwtpy3q wrote
Reply to comment by Otfd in TIFU by being a virgin by No_Sprinkles1803
There's a difference between giving each other a hard time, and taking it to the point where the person is extremely self conscious about himself. Taking it too far does infact make them assholes
lightofyourlifehere t1_iwtpggv wrote
Reply to comment by WhatAmI111 in TIFU by dislocating my wife's jaw by twisted34
Literally my first thought after reading this
jnoble87 t1_iwtp4kc wrote
Reply to TIFU by ordering 12 mozzarella sticks. by AlmightyJello
I had the gastric sleeve surgery in May and I was told not to eat solid food until I was told I was allowed to.....I broke 1.5wks after surgery and tried to eat a very small soft taco with just meat and cheese and regretted the shit out of that decision. Hurt so damn bad I doubled over and it took me 4hrs to even consume half of it. It was good but damn it never again 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
blondeandthebearded t1_iwtodlo wrote
Reply to comment by GregoryGregory666666 in TIFU by going to a male gynecologist by [deleted]
The first version was "he licked me to get me even more wet"
KnowUrEnemy_ t1_iwtoaat wrote
Reply to TIFU by dislocating my wife's jaw by twisted34
Maybe that's a sign you shouldn't bring beings into existence (against their will)
Lt_Muffintoes t1_iwto33w wrote
Reply to TIFU by dislocating my wife's jaw by twisted34
FYI low carb diets and cutting out seed oils are usually the most effective way to improve fertility. Make sure to eat animal fats too.
[deleted] t1_iwtnxum wrote
Reply to TIFU by being a virgin by No_Sprinkles1803
You need new friends. Friends should be supportive and respective. Also there's nothing wrong with being a virgin. Your first time shouldn't be with a worker, it should be with someone you have feelings for each other. You won't be nervous, you'll be excited and ready when you meet that person. It won't be a situation to "get it over with" and it will be meaningful. You don't have to be like everyone else, just be yourself. And be friends with people who like you for you, respect you and support you.
Ahollowbullet-yet t1_iwtnvf7 wrote
Reply to TIFU by going to a male gynecologist by [deleted]
Lmao no. You're 100% a man. You don't spread your legs im front of your dr. You sit under a white gown. That is a breach of ethics to tell you he will still use lube at the sight of you (also most of the time when you get wet you can't see it from the outside). Going to the gyno is fucking uncomfortable and painful. you're embarrassing yourself.
Jayjayden45 t1_iwtn7hm wrote
Reply to comment by Amiran3851 in TIFU by dislocating my wife's jaw by twisted34
Omg I didn't expect to find a fellow Nemophila fan here!
BrodyCanuck t1_iwtl6q0 wrote
Reply to comment by turdennis in TIFU by ordering 12 mozzarella sticks. by AlmightyJello
No one likes an unhealed hole
Sereena95 t1_iwtkzz5 wrote
Reply to comment by Ria_rianna1 in TIFU by going to a male gynecologist by [deleted]
Yea your story is bull
emzirek t1_iwtkte0 wrote
Reply to TIFU by being a virgin by No_Sprinkles1803
your best bet is to find another virgin and explore each other
Adnama-Fett t1_iwtiiwa wrote
Reply to comment by Ria_rianna1 in TIFU by going to a male gynecologist by [deleted]
The offense isn’t “oh you sexualized a man” which is bad he’s a doctor. But imagine with me a man pretending to be a woman on the Internet. He’s doing it poorly and in a way that’s sexualizing and degrading to women. That’s how you appear. Because this story is ffffffaaaaaaaaakkkkkkeeeee
Adnama-Fett t1_iwti9sl wrote
Reply to comment by GregoryGregory666666 in TIFU by going to a male gynecologist by [deleted]
Dr. Sins. Johnny Sins
Spider222222 t1_iwtvpxe wrote
Reply to TIFU by ordering 12 mozzarella sticks. by AlmightyJello
Damn man I'd suggest seeing a dentist immediately