"TIFU by being victim of mental abuse" that's not really a fuck up, If you told her that you were into dominatrixes would she just start paying for one full time just for her? If she seriously thougth that that stupid fetish fantasy was some kind of cheating than she's insecure as fuck, which is not a real problem on It's own If It weren't for the fact that she acted to punish you by the way she irrationally feels by making you feel insecure and nervous as well, It is textbook manipulative and toxic of her to do that, i've been trapped in toxic relationships before and your girlfriend sounds like a caricature of every single one of them

In the update OP tells us he got dumped and both girls left with eachother

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Oh well, she can't be trusted with a fantasy and goes behind your back... sorry dude, but you gotta move on.

Break up with her. Never be with someone you can’t trust 100%.

It’s never a good idea to have your SO meet your work wife.

Ask if you can film when they meet up. It’s your number 2 fantasy.

Such a dick move of your gf. Never share info like that again. Girls are like that

This title irritates me. It should be TIFU by getting caught “having fun”

I can read your story without punctuation, I guess I don't care about them when reading. Hope you will recover soon

I'm glad I can wake up and get out of bed with one calm alarm even if I only slept for 2 hours :)

What a weird way to get your rocks off. Pretending to be a girl and writing weird stories. That is not how gyn appointments go.

... or an infected hole

Twilight isn’t real?!

I had no idea a place existed where you could just get mozzarella sticks as a meal.

I'm having trouble believing that you could write this so well while you are in dental agony

Quality over quantity.

" now i hate myself for failing as a man "

You did not.

Tbh you just need to be ready, dont be stressed and dont be mad about yourself, just get your mind clear and do it.

If you have to much stress or you are to insecure in this exact moment stuff like this happens. Its just a head thing yk.

I would advise you to try and find a girl you really really like, be honnest with here and stand to beeing a virgin (its not a shame and everybody who says it is is a fucking sonovabitch). When you get close just try to relax, I mean its normal to be excited but dont think about it to much.

You got it bro!

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I did what u did but went through with it. I regret my decision deeply. Please see this as a blessing.

I would venture to say you heard incorrectly, our ambulance only carries 300 micrograms of fentanyl, which comes to 0.0003 grams. Can confirm that half a gram would in fact cause you to be unalive.

Try timing when you fall asleep to when you wake up in 1.5 hour cycles. That’s the length of a full sleep cycle so you’ll wake up when you’re naturally almost awake rather than in the middle of deep sleep which is what makes one super groggy.

Edit: deep sleep, not deep REM

I think you meant to say "I had a fantasy experience." You need to stop before you totally lose any credibility you have remaining.

>I can see the light at the end of the tunnel, but relief feels so far away.

I know the post is about mozzarella but this is peak poetry 😂

I stopped reading at dating to marry lol