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Get out dude... This is not cool or healthy

So she's cheating on you now?

Not enough context.

Just tell her you were deflecting because you didn't know how to tell her that your number 1 fantasy is underwater weighted autoerotic asphyxiation.

Agreed with the poster above.

Also, the text she sent yoy was super bitchy, absolutely a power play.

So either she's fucking with you to the extent of abuse, or she actually leaves you for your coworker in a particularly cruel way.

More at 10..

Your GF obviously has some trust issues. And honestly, if she's going to make it your problem and fuck with you over something you weren't even thinking about doing instead of communicating and trusting you like a well adjusted person, then maybe you're better off without a girlfriend. I know I wouldn't put up with this crap.

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Wtf? If my husband has a fantasy I want to know. Maybe we can act on it. If he fantasies about other women: fine with me. I trust him to not act on it as long as we are monogamous.

Absolutely. Right on

Yeah that’s a pretty dick move to basically steal your fantasy from you and then exclude you from it and then rub it in your face. I’d break up to be honest, that’s inappropriate and manipulative behavior.

It would be different if your girlfriend hadn’t made that comment about no dicks being in the picture aka you.

Worlds are colliding, Jerry!

This just in: not you

Manipulative is not a word I ever expected to associate with my gf, but her actions recently fits the description perfectly. To be honest, I would've been somewhat more forgiving or understanding towards her reaction if she didn't go as far as to involve my coworker. Not fucking cool.

Update will be that he hooked up with both of them at the same time, but couldn't keep his nut. So he had to sit at the side while they went at it.

I love how these throwaway accounts are so detailed that if the people they’re talking about came across the article will know it straight away.

I actually thought it might go down that way. Not me filming my gf and the news reporter, but my gf and I filming ourselves. I think my gf focused too hard on the wrong parts of my fantasy and completely turned it into something it's not.

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You can eat solid food the next day if you want (carefully and gently). Its sucking (straws, lollipops, cigarettes, joints, etc.) that's the primary cause of a dry socket.

I personally have known so much people with the exact same story I wouldn't consider this as a fuck up.

First thing first some people , really, only can fuck with a person they have feelings for and that includes me. I just can't.

Second you're lucky for you didn't unvirgin yourself with a sex worker. When you do it with a person that you have feelings for it will be equal to you fucked every people on earth.

So no hurry take your time. Being a man isn't about your pp going into fresh meat.

My dude, I had all 4 wisdom teeth taken at once (impacted), it should not hurt that bad still a week out.

I think you might have an infection/dry socket. If you smoked, used a straw, sucked on a lollipop even, you very likely have dry sockets and need to go back to the oral surgeon for treatment, or its just gonna keep getting worse.

Call the bluff and threaten to break up with her for cheating.

This is the setup for a threesome.

No, op's girlfriend is just a dick. Believe It or not women can also have common sense and a healthy sex life with their partners