Oh I get it. This is you making up a weird story to advertise your only fans.

A complete nightmare. Heart goes out to u bruv.

Oh, they will, and I will happily tell it to them at their 21st birthday as I get progressively more drunk

Ok, sweetie . If having a naughty link on my profile doesn’t prove that I’m a female, then I hate to break it to you but you’re not intellectually adequate to comment such things about someone else .

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First time I tried that the song entered my dream. Watching Nyan Cat while sleeping is a surreal experience let me tell you

Step back for a second, take calm breaths, your both still young and stupid. You don't understand women yet, she doesn't understand guys yet.

Working yourself into a lather won't help.

Just wait and see what the eventual action is, she could be trying to do something nice for you, and teasing you a bit because she is feeling hurt but knows you did nothing wrong, so wants to punish you without punishing you while doing something nice for you to win more of your affection focus and attention.

If that seems confusing... Yea, girls are confusing until you get to know how they think.

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I doubt this is 100% correct.

We know very little because OP doesn't know what's going on. There are plenty of reasons a young lady could be acting that way.

OP don't get in a depressive cycle reading all these comments without seeing my little essay.

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Disagree. (Op see my essay comment to learn more.)

Also the reporters comment is more like a "hey your GF mentioned something that makes me think you might like me, don't fucking try to come onto me damn it"

Yes they can. But most (not all) are pushing guys to say shit and then get angry when they don't hear what they don't want to hear.

Post deleted in 1 hour? Oh man i hope we get a update so bad

Put the mozzarella down now!

Well, you are unique, what op says I've seen so many times. Of course there are always exceptions and glad to see that you are.

No one here can really know what's going on because you don't.

It could be a shit test, if so leave. Don't out up with that stuff.

It could be she is teasing in a playful way, in which case don't let it bother you.

She could be trying to set up a 3 way. (Highly doubt it, but someone will say it)

Or based on your ages this is my guess.

She thinks you like something about reporter lady and wants to figure out how to do that herself. She wants to give you your sexual fantasy and play the reporter well. She may steal hair, way of speaking, clothing type, etc. Meanwhile she is going to be feeling a tad annoyed that some other lady is in your mind (true or not) and so is teasing you while she tries to do something nice for you.

But, who the hell knows? You don't, and we don't.

If its intolerable, leave.

If its not intolerable (which it sounds like its just makeibg your nervous), then relax, calm down, and trust your girlfriend. Let her do what she is going to do and judge her on that. You may be pleasantly suprised, or fucking furious, but you will know her better and know how to act about it better.

(But again I think its no big deal, she is probably planning something you will enjoy, and having a bit of fun teasing you. My wife does that with birthday gifts, gets me something amazing, but teases me with suggestions she got me fermented fish from Norway or something.)

This is not normal dude people that love you shouldn't mess with you in this big of a level, and talking to his coworker is such a wild cross in limits, It is affecting his work life too, It is straigth up humilianting op and honestly from my point of view this is way worse than cheating, It is mopping the floor with op's dignity If she comes on the next day and say "It's just a prank bro" It doesn't change the fact that she made op feel horrible and made his place of work feel unsafe just to get a few laughs out of It, actions have consequences, sometimes even more that we can imagine

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What was the story? OP deleted the post and I didn't get to see.

Ah, First World problems..

Excuse by her. Dump her and blame on exactly what she did and move on to a more stable person.

I honestly don't understand how you don't see that as manipulative behavior

Baby batter?? Take it whenever it’s offered. :-)

You gotta detach and do your own thing for a bit. Nothing sassy, bitchy or negative. Just get your own space. Maybe she starts coming back to you maybe not. I would recommend to avoid anything chasing/controlling. Otherwise probably best to let it go.

You didn't fuck up. Your girlfriend is a jealous bitch and the news reporter had no business being in the middle of it. If they're just doing it to fuck with you they're cruel. I would have a talk with the the girlfriend and tell her to grow up and pull her head out of her ass.