Recent comments in /f/tifu

acg7 t1_iww18bz wrote

Reply to TIFU by ordering 12 mozzarella sticks. by AlmightyJello

"Hey -- Want to eat a full 12 pack of string cheese?"

"Hell no -- what is wrong with you bro? You know how awful that has to be for your stomach?"

"What if I deep fry them first?"

"You son of a bitch -- I'm in."

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kappakeats t1_iwvy5av wrote

Reply to comment by PBlove in TIFU by being a virgin by No_Sprinkles1803

You are a funny person. I feel bad for you. Truly I do. I can't imagine living in your brain. Someone who has to prove he's not an incel by posting screenshots of his text convos is not firing on all cylinders. Goodbye.

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PBlove t1_iwvxqdb wrote

Reply to comment by kappakeats in TIFU by being a virgin by No_Sprinkles1803

Huh... I tried to edit my comment after he blocked me to include the screen cap and it just wiped the comment.

Odd

Either way, doing a reply block is a cowardly move. Trying to make it look like you "put someone in their place" when in reality you ran off with a tail between your legs.

Sad... Many such cases.

Let's see if I can remember what I wrote.

You called a married man with kids involuntarily celibate. So you obviously don't care about definitions as much as you care about connotations/associations. This is a characteristic of acting emotionally / surrendering to emotions.

You saw my initial advice and had an emotional reaction you couldn't find any flaws in it sonyou decided to crawl through my history to find something to discredit me because you could not discredit my advice.

When that didn't work and you took a thrashing you started calling me names and exposed how you were an emotional failure who's life was a wreak.

I suggest you show my initial post in thisnthresd to your shrink. See how she responds to suggestions if self actualization, journalling, and positive reflection. Then you can show her how I'm just a "big meany". Then you can run back here and lie about her response to my initial advice.

Just take the L it feels like a beating up a child.

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kappakeats t1_iwvwjgi wrote

Reply to comment by [deleted] in TIFU by being a virgin by No_Sprinkles1803

Dude I'm not following you across boards. I'm not having an emotional reaction, I'm calling out your incel beliefs and stupid ideas. What the fuck do you think is true about me? I'm not a woman who sleeps with men so I don't have that woman's problems but I sure do sympathize that she had to read your insane comments. You don't even know what you are saying lmao.

You are a super duper weirdo. Your level of self insight is completely subpar. Reply again if you like but I will block you so I don't have to see any more drivel in my inbox.

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stealth57 t1_iwvtuy7 wrote

Reply to comment by SuperSlims in TIFU by dislocating my wife's jaw by twisted34

This website has more info.

Basically try to sleep 6 or 7.5 hrs each night. I guess try to imagine it like water. The surface is when you’re awake. Stage 1 (N1) is like a couple feet under. Stage 2 (N2) is maybe 5. When you go down to say like 15 feet, you’re in deep sleep (N3), REM (Stage 4) is like 10 feet (it’s closer to the surface because brain activity is higher as this is when you’re dreaming). Then you start going back up to the surface and you start again, this takes on average 90 minutes. You want to wake up when you’re just under the surface and you go through 4-6 cycles a night. Now everyone is different and different lengths to their sleep cycle so try 6 hours, then 6.5 hours, then 7 hours, etc. and when you don’t wake up groggy, then try to stick to that length of time.

I think there is an alarm clock that simulates the rising sun according to when you want to wake up so it will naturally help you reach Stage 1 and you won’t feel groggy.

Also, it’s better if you sleep when there’s absolutely no light in the room and it’s colder. Blackout blinds are a godsend.

Hope this helps!

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kappakeats t1_iwvim0c wrote

Reply to comment by PBlove in TIFU by being a virgin by No_Sprinkles1803

Yes, you have the views of an incel from what I can see. The woman you were talking to just said she didn't want to have sex with a right leaning man because of their regressive attitudes and lack of respect for women's bodies. She also said that sex could be more of a chore than pleasurable for her due to misogynistic attitudes and the downsides of sex. You then went full blown misogynistic asshole on her. I suggest you go back and reread her reply about how to be a better person.

Your confidence in yourself is actually scary. There was a news story not long ago about this dude who was so confident in himself that he went to the police to tell them all about how he tried to chase down a woman and give a mixtape to her. He then started ranting about how woman have rape fantasies and chasing her was exciting for her because she wanted to be chased. I'm getting the same overconfident yet incredibly wrong vibes from your comments.

But you know, whatever, good thing is maybe you keep this shit to Reddit where women can block and report you.

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