I don't think you should tell her

It'll be a pro-tip after this for sure ;)

Ah, the old nicotine mint under the foreskin technique, one of my faves

You should delete this because someone fucked up could get ideas from this.

Well, at least you haven't pushed a thumb up her asshole.

The real life pro tip is in the comments

Or a toot on a flute?

Or pinching a piccolo?

Or a giving the drum a pounding.

Perhaps smashing the symbols?

Ringing the bell?

Piping the organ?

I just hope they hit the high note.

Orchestrated an orgasm.

Wett the whistle

Reach a crescendo

... ... ... Okay I'm out someone take it from here.

If he’s kissing her with a nicotine mint in his mouth when they’re kissing (he says he has one constantly, including during fun time), of course she’s getting the nicotine from it too

Yeah, no. That isn't what happened.

The only Fuck Up I see were the thrusts with a generally positive vertical vector.

Is it allowed? No

Does it happen? Yes

Do the staff care? Not really no

Will they tell you off for getting off? Yea

Don't sweat it, all the staff were there once... ... ... ... And if I know band teachers there were likely there yesterday ;p

She probably is just happy it doesn't taste like shit when she kisses you now brother

>Halfway into the second stick I realize my mistake. My gums start to burn. My molars ache. My heart drops

> I've eaten about 7 of them

Why would you eat 5 more even after that? Also who cares if they don't taste as good later? Just pop them in the oven/air fryer for 5 minutes at 400F instead of hurting yourself for literally no good reason

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"I have come to the conclusion that I somehow transfer nicotine to her through saliva and have inadvertently gotten her addicted to it. "

Nope.

Not a chance hombre. Weird flex tho. You just wanted to post that you kiss girls. Admit it.

Kids are weird.

Maybe she just likes that kissing you no longer tastes like kissing an ashtray...

I wouldn't tell her, she might make another connection you just got freed from. Ignorance is bliss.

This!! I worked at dominos for 7 years and while food service is never perfect on food safety I'm way more cautious than my roommates who haven't worked in food... they will eat meat that's been sitting out for hours and barely cold to the touch and I want to puke just thinking about it.

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Tell her!!

You can view OG post in r/confessions to see update

12 mozzarella sticks for 7 sounds like a great deal cant lie

Just get an air fryer. You can reheat anything you want

This happened to me at 19. Lol

Constipation. The next TIFU

Pink Floyd- Time, AC/DC Hell's Bells, Ozzy Osborne Crazy Train, full volume on the stereo at 0530, the whole house will be up and half your neighbors. LOL We used Time on the boombox when I was in bootcamp.