Claiming to have your drink spiked is the excuse of a teenage girl

Yeah you blew it bro lol

You are absolutely the asshole here.. not only did you basically tell her she wasn't a "beautiful" girl, but you said it in front of a group of people. I wouldn't bet on her being ok with this anytime soon, or if ever. I understand you were intoxicated but that's no excuse. She will never believe you if you tell her you think she's is beautiful again... Sorry, but you absolutely fucked up in a major way. It's going to take a lot more than I'm sorry or a thing of flowers to make this better..

Yeah, you misspelled ex-gf.

Pretty sure she's your ex at this point. I hope I'm wrong though.

Lol she’s done w you bro

I mean, I thought about making a joke, but I genuinely don't even want to anymore because that just sounds too painful.

sure

What do you mean, it obviously went too far for him, if he felt the need to go to a hooker just so his friends would stop making fun of him lol

Was a virgin until around 24. I had planned to wait until marriage, but I threw caution to the wind with a girl I was serious about. It was very fast.

We continued dating and married. We’re still going strong with 3 kids.

OP, you didn’t fail as a man, and your friends are jerks. You will be fine when the time is right.

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Getting hooked on second hand smoke 💨 🙃 lolz 😂 riiiiiight

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Yeah, prolly same for me

Bro I'm twice married and with kids, lolol. My kids are probably older than you and OP...

OP is probably a child and made the whole post up.

Reeks of r/thathappend

Okay, I see what you’re saying, I won’t confirm nor deny if I believe that you’re correct ✅! I’ll just keep my opinions to myself 😉

I think its a weirdly dumb post. Bordering on misguided virgin flex, likely.

I don’t know, this is one of those questions that keeps me up at night, I like to think it’s nice feeling, like happiness, but deeper and more concentrated.

I can only speculate and wonder as to what it’s like, as can many others, It truly is a sad world we live in more-so for some than others but that’s just how it is.

What is love though? Is it something we all deserve? Or is it meant only for a few? I would say that I hope it’s for all of us to enjoy, but I don’t believe that’s the case.

Does it only exist because we all collectively believe it does? Is it nothing more than a social construct that gets its hooks too deep into our minds and emotions?

What a question, “what is love?” I’m not sure what it is, but hopefully one day I have my answer.

Please don't.

I went soft and fell asleep during a blowjob. She was surprisingly cool about it.

Just wash it off after, but don't tell her it was her poopy!

No more.

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